- No one in this city works!
- Shit, my bike got stolen again.
- So, we'll see each other on the avenue?
- We'll meet on the avenue?
- If you hear of anyone, I'm looking for a 4th roomate for my 3-room apartment.
- Is that not that guy from the... thing?
- Is that not that girl from Big Brother?
- Isn't that Ninette?
- This place is for hipsters.
- Yuck, that place is for hipsters.
- They're just doing as if they're hispters!
- I got another parking ticket!
- Those french have taken over the city.
- Yediot? I only read Ha'aretz.
- I have a subscription to Ha'aretz.
- I read on Galeria...
- They photogrphed me for that section in Galeria...
- DUH!
- DUH!
- Wow, it's already 1pm? I've got to start my day.
- So we'll see you at the opening?
- So we'll see you at the launch?
- You have to come, EVERYONE will be there.
- EVERYONE will be there.
- Everyone was there!
- I'm telling you, this rent-a-bike thing is awesome!
- That rent-a-bike thing is so stupid.
- Have you see Haim Cohen's new show?
- You've heard about my garage sale on Saturday, right?
- The scene is dead.
- There's no place to go out to any more.
- We went to the Breakfast Club, and then to the Deli...
- ... and then to the Block, and we finished at breakfast at the Brasserie...
- I only slept an hour last night!
- I didn't sleep last night.
- Does anyone actually work in this city?
- What a traffic jam, I don't believe this!
- It's a great apartment, small room, no living room, no kitchen...
- ...small room, no kitchen, no living room...
- ...view of Allenby street...
- ... only 7000 shekels!
- We're going to the square this year, right?
- They're playing at Rothschild 12 but it's a secret gig.
- Bavli? That's not even in Tel Aviv!
- I don't watch Big Brother.
- I don't watch The Voice.
- Did you see the program about owls on the nature channel yesterday?
- I don't have a TV at home.
- Reality?!?
- I've got yoga today.
- DUH!
- We'll meet each other at the Shesek.
- Are you coming to the demonstration?
- It really sucks that the police closed down the roof party.
- You have to come to the party, we brough some fake DJ from Berlin.
- So you're putting me on the list plus one?
- Put me on the list, okay?
- I can't believe this is happening to me, what a traffic jam, COME ON already!
- It's not the heat, it's the humidity!
- Do you have brown sugar?
- You've got to take that DVD from the Third Ear.
- Did you hear about that new place?
- Did you hear about that new place?
- It's THE place.
- My neighbor is the DJ.
- A friend of mine owns it.
- My sister is the bartender.
- My father washes the dishes.
- Does anyone work in this city?
- Checkin in at Rotschild Street with Shlomi Shaban... and Yuval Scharf
- I'm flying out of here to New York.
- I'm moving to Berlin.
- I'm making a cut for London.
- Tel Aviv is the coolest city in the world!
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- Filming on Rotschild Street again? How original.