"Here’s an excellent example of pwnage: when the white supremacist group VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK tried to host a hate rally in Knoxville, Tennessee, they were foiled by … clowns!"

"unprecedented in raising more than $96,000 from nearly 6,000 people, many of whom do not live in Kansas. ... "There's no way I want to compete with that," says his opponent Republican State Rep. Arlen Siegfried.

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"Viacom has put online the entire eight year archive of its top rating comedy series, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, in a move which will be closely watched by all the major networks, advertisers, telcos and the burgeoning new media video industry."

"Second, winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don’t need to care about science, literature or peace."

Linden Labs on getafirstlife.com; "In conclusion, your invitation to submit a cease-and-desist letter is hereby rejected."

April Fool's Day Atrocities

"God, what if I wasted my life having guilt-free, uninhibited, sensually explosive sex with anyone I wanted?"

My second favourite webcomic.

Bake the perfect break.

The life of a first poster.

"B'owl is perfect for throwing away!"

"I was standing quite near to a wall. I turned my attention towards it for a few moments. Having done this for several seconds I turned away from it and carried on doing something else."

"First Life is a 3D analog world where server lag does not exist"

SNL and Justin Timberlake keepin' it real.

A social contract for sex.

BACON TRUCK!

A satirical list of policies those pesky Dems might try to implement.

"Ever been in a club when a new Tupac record is released?"

Including the hit single 'Imagine This'!

Make your own Dispair style 'motivational' posters.

"The dopest illest freshest myspaciest rap ever written."

The Colbert Report: The Complete First Season

Create your own motivational posters!

The antithesis of those annoying motivational posters you can often find in the workplace.

Evolution Schmevolution - The Daily Show looks at the debate on evolution vs. creationalism.

From the makers of the blogosphere, blogocube, and blogodrome comes the blogofractal!

What Are "Airtoons" Anyway? Parodied airline safety cards!

A large collection of rather funny webcomic strips.

"And the only perscription is-" "More cliches?"

Pro-lifer responds to accusations of dumbfuckery.

A pro-lifer rants about an article on The Onion. Hahaha.