“It’s not a real body; it is completely virtual and made by the computer,” H&M press officer Hacan Andersson told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet in an article questioning the company’s picture-perfect online models.

"Uniform policy is increasingly taking an absurdly draconian shift in its approach to the decisions kids make about how they wear their hair, banning any style more interesting than that you would ordinarily find on an Abbey National correspondence clerk clad in a Next business suit. Uniform policies nowadays are uniformly filled with such pitifully and vehemently ignorant statements as "patterns cut into the hair are not acceptable". Not acceptable to whom? Or, "hair colour will be restricted to that found in normal hair". And normal means what, exactly?"

Much better than my now not-on-the-web attempt!

"Spotted this in a fancy mall in Gurgaon, India (the tech hub south of Delhi)"

"The material was created from carbon nanotubes - sheets of carbon just one atom thick rolled up into cylinders. Researchers say it is the closest thing yet to the ideal black material, which absorbs light perfectly at all angles and over all wavelengths.

Scott Deathboy's diatribe on cyber fashion.

"Ahiida® produces new and dynamic Swimwear and Sportwear for today's Muslim Female."

"This colorful cotton Lego block belt by Paul Frank will add character to your basic jeans & a t-shirt look!" For the geeks, y'know.

"Knitting may be a centuries-old craft, but the results can be quite high-tech. For example, it's now possible to store data on a scarf."

"Hit the dot back and forth with two sticks - this time all new on a 3D playing field, that is moving, chatting and laughing. we hit the dot with some spin from the height of the belly button and aim at the left nipple."

Company that makes kilts for everyday use.

Think pink [hat].

These cufflinks are a graphic look at an icon that has revolutionized building.

When the latest version of Supergirl debuted, a good deal of fandom recoiled in horror. What could they possibly have been basing their character designs off of? it was asked. She doesn't even look *human.* And who would wear stuff like that, anyway?

After the USB powered shirt here is something naughty, a maid's costume with a functional USB keyboard wrapped around the chest region. The 85 key keyboard is bendable and made of silicon to give you the right feeling and avoid damage to your girlfriend.

Boots that leave a tatto like imprint on one's leg.