"Representative Hugo Velasquez Jaramillo, who proposed the bill, explained that although the cultivation of plants would be legal under the new legislation, the processing and trafficking of drugs would remain subject to criminal sentencing."

"My subject line said (in full), 'meep.' The body said (in full), 'Meep.' Yesterday I received a reply email from Assistant Principal Mark Strout, which said (in full) "Your E-mail has been forwarded to the Danvers Police Department."

"The criminals probably didn't realize that they were installing their ATM in a hotel that was soon going to be flooded with more than 8,000 security professionals, he added."

"The approximately 800 million mostly middle class adults and children act as a massive epidemiological experiment that allows hypotheses that faith in a creator or disbelief in evolution improves or degrades societal conditions to be tested on an international scale. ... the data examined in this study demonstrates that only the more secular, pro-evolution democracies have, for the first time in history, come closest to achieving practical “cultures of life” that feature low rates of lethal crime, juvenile-adult mortality, sex related dysfunction, and even abortion. The least theistic secular developed democracies such as Japan, France, and Scandinavia have been most successful in these regards."

""They showed me the footage from the helicopter and I couldn't believe it. They said if I hadn't been in they would have broken the door down to get in. ... If there's nothing wrong with our house how come we've been raided by the police?"

"A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard. ... Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: 'I hope the force will soon be with hi

"In Vice City the more crimes you commit the higher your criminal rating goes, just like it was in GTA3. There are many ways to increase your criminal ratings: Killing people, blowing up vehicles, killing police, shooting down police helicopters etc."

"He later admitted to officials that it is common practice amongst civil servants to check up on the financial status of friends, family and acquaintances."

"It seems to me that the purpose of this show is to effect a morbid and depressing display of dysfunctional people whose lives are in turmoil." He added that it was "human bear-baiting which goes under the guise of entertainment".

Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said.

"todd... no more.. omfg we are SO busted.. fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK. everything was PERFECT until their night noc ran a reverse udp traceroute back to one of the hosts we had set up. after that, straight DOWNHILL."

"A South African man has been fined $140 for taking a week off work, telling his employers he was pregnant."

"Paul Gibbons, 47, tracked down John Jones using details obtained online after the pair exchanged insults in an internet chatroom, a court heard. He travelled 70 miles to Mr Jones' home in Clacton, Essex, and beat him up with a pickaxe handle in December