Even ten years down, Mafia men are Mafia men.

A glimpse into the future looks bleak.

Puberty, Vongola style.

Sequel to Vivi Memor Leti. Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Everyone knows that college is a time for learning, growing, and experimenting. The boys of Toccoa Hall are living, breathing, destructive proof of this. Ask any one of them.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left.

No one said being a teenage boy in a post-apocalyptic world was going to be easy.

Erik stared. There, right in the reach of his talons, right where he could even reach with his beak, was a dove. It was snowy-white and slightly plump, a faint iridescent sheen along the top of its wings and down its sleek little neck.

Oh feathered gods, he’d been rescued by a dove.

“Hello,” said the dove. “My name’s Charles.”

A wealthy Erik, with too much money to spare, buys a mansion in Westchester County on an unexplainable impulse one day. He sometimes meets a lovely young man who he really ought to chase out for trespassing but he doesn't.

Much later, he would learn that the young man, Charles is the recently dead ex-owner of the mansion. For now, Erik simply looks forward to meeting Charles more than he would ever admit and so much that he permanently moves into the mansion.

Charles is delighted to have Erik's company - he has been so terribly lonely since he died; of all the people who have come and gone since then, Erik is the first (and possibly only) one who can see and hear him.

Erik as Charles's sugar daddy. Charles is a poor university student working three jobs and living in poverty, struggling to pay for his tuition. He meets Erik, a wealthy business man, while working as a waiter at a fund raiser. Erik's entitled and arrogant and propositions Charles, and at first Charles is like "who the fuck does this prick think he is, do I *look* like a prostitute?!" (Yes, Charles, you do, but that's neither here nor there!) but the more he thinks about it...

Charles was the rich but nerdy kid in high school, bullied and snubbed by just about everyone. Somehow, he still grows up to be a kind and self-assured man. When he gets his invitation to his high school's 10 year reunion party, all his old insecurities come crashing back. Despite being a world renowned geneticist now and having had his share of girlfriends and boyfriends since high school, he still remembers the 3 years (he graduated early) of ostracism he went through.

Raven, who was a couple of years behind Charles in school, witnessed some of the things Charles had to endure, and she decides that Charles needs to get back at his old classmates by flaunting all his achievements over the past 10 years, including going to the reunion with a hot partner on his arm. Unfortunately, Charles is currently single, so Raven, who's currently working as a runway model, enlists the help of her model friend Erik Lehnsherr, the new face of Calvin Klein, to be Charles' fake boyfriend.

Erik is happy to oblige because he thinks it'll finally allow him to have some time with Charles whom he's been slightly in love with ever since that time Charles dropped by one of his and Raven's fashion shoots and he and Charles shared a game of chess while they waited for the tardy photographer.

Untuk malam ini saja, izinkan mereka mengabaikan kenyataan. Malam ini saja, biarkan mereka terus menggandeng tangan Yang Tersayang. Lalu, "¡hasta el próximo año, Cariño." / "Ich liebe dich, Pfannkuchen. Auf wiedersehen..."

Alien!Erik falls in love with Human!Charles and proceeds to woo him.

In which Charles and Erik's X-Men team up with the Avengers, but Erik's distracted by the guy in the metal suit.

"I've lead a loveless life, Erik. I barely remember my father. My mother neglected me and loved her bottle more than her son. My stepfather was a hateful, abusive man who saw me as nothing but an obstacle on his way to my father's fortune. My step-brother thought of me as a threat and an outlet for his own insecurities. Raven has always kept her guard around me, has always carried a resentment. I don't believe anyone has ever loved me. I've grown used to it, and so I'm not asking you to love me - I'm much too old to entertain fantasies like that. I only ask that you treat me with kindness."

During their honeymoon, no one can hear you scream.

"Honestly, Charles," Erik says bitterly, "I don't know how you survived. Living in such hardship."

He prays to any deity that might be willing to listen that the pain-fear-anger doesn't show on his face. Logically, he knows what Erik means, what Erik's been through (death camps Shaw) but how dare he, he doesn't know, he doesn't know anything that happened in this walls, what ghosts are buried there and--

Genosha AU in which Charles and Erik are married and no one outside the Brotherhood inner circle knows about Charles' super duper telepathy powers because he's the Brotherhood's most powerful secret weapon. He pretends to have useless power in pubic (like the prompt a couple pages ago where Charles' power is that he can tell whether or not you want a cup of tea).

Charles actually enjoys playing up the part of a decorative first lady. He thinks it's hilarious. Something along the lines of: He gets all dressed up for public functions and there blogs entirely dedicated to his outfits and he goes to charity functions and gets photographed some more and he goes to the beach and hams it up for the paparazzi and hugs orphan mutant babies all over Genosha. Stuff like that.

Erik fucks Charles to sleep.

Charles and Erik are serial killers in their city that have been corresponding for years but never met.

Total crack. How the 'divorce' could have been averted if Azazel and being pregnant worked in your favor. Also Charles is really pissed at Erik's penis.

It all started with a smile of thanks and a little jump of the heart.

Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.

Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.

But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.

BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.

Charles learn that he has a secondary mutation that allow him to get pregnant when he does a normal medical check up with Hank after catching some bug.

Then he has trying-to-get-pregnant sex with Erik every day every where and Hank is blamed by everyone else for that.

The first thing Erik noticed about him is that he bit. Very well.

Tegoshi, deputy head of psychology, psychoanalyses his colleagues.

Charles has lost his longtime job, thanks to the recession, and if he can't find something to help make the rent he's going to loose his apartment, too. He's so desperate he's willing to do anything short of selling himself, and, he finds, even that point is negotiable.

When Charles finds out that a good friend is supplementing her income by stripping down in front of a webcam, he initially scoffs. But as the funds in his bank account dwindle down to almost nothing, he throws propriety (and his shame) out the window and asks his friend for help setting up his own web-porn business.

Erik gets turned into a dog, but while he still has his human intellect, it's also now occasionally forced to play second fiddle to some new doggy instincts (ie. he feels very strong urges to chase after squirrels).

Charles rescues Erik from the animal shelter / the street and takes him home. Many man-and-his-dog adventures ensue.

Charles is ill and Erik takes care of him. It's all fluff and nothing but the fluff.

18 year old bad boy Erik has found the love of his life. He's gentle, sweet, highly intelligent, likes to play chess and is sexy as all get out even in his frumpy old man cardigans. Did he mention he is also his adoptive mother's (Emma Frost) boyfriend? Not that that will stop him from getting what he wants.

Erik is built like a God, and it makes Charles incredibly self conscious about his own pasty professor's body when they first start having sex. Erik does everything in his power to reassure him that he is beautiful.

Charles didn't want her to press this because he didn't want to hear Erik confirm it was just about the baby. Charles was grateful for the support. It didn't have to be more than that.

What if, when Erik knocked him down, Charles had never gotten back up? What if Erik has the chance to realize what's important to him before it's too late?

Raven can safely say that when she met Erik in junior year, she didn’t expect she’d ever be having this conversation.

Sequel to 'Fatal Distraction'.

Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust.

Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood - teaching kids to be proud of their mutations thanks to their sponsors and viewers like you! And viewers like Erik Lensherr, who possibly maybe has an inappropriate crush on his children's favorite television personality. Songs, puppets, American literature, and geek references abound.

Police cop Erik is in the middle of one of the most high profile cases of his career, tracking down a vicious serial killer known for using death traps.

The killer turns the tables when he kidnaps Erik's boyfriend Charles, forcing Erik to participate in a series of tasks/games all the while he continues to try and track down the killer and bring him to justice.

Rich, perverted Sebastian Shaw pays model!Erik and struggling-university-student!Charles to have continuous sex as he watches.

Knickerbocker Glory: (a) British variation on the ice-cream sundae, traditionally served in a tall glass. This confection definitely involves ice-cream, fruit and cream; may contain other things.
(b) Inappropriate behaviour by Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr in a Westchester ice-cream parlour.
[I may have made up the second definition.]

Erik has been acting strange all day. He has been snappish. His normally fairly extensive, if a bit direct, vocabulary has been reduced to monosyllabic snarls. At one point, Charles thinks, Erik had actually growled at Hank when he'd walked in the door, a peculiar over reaction, Charles believes. He hadn't growled at Alex, anyways.

Erik's surprised to find out Charles is intersexed, but it doesn't change his feelings for him one bit.

I am your purpose fulfilled.

Erik is Charles German tutor.

"You have officially become manorexic," was the greeting that Charles received immediately upon entering Erik's shop in Savile Row.

A Comedy of Errors in Four Parts.

Mutant School AU Series.

Charles and Erik have a late night training session and although Erik doesn't know Charles yet, he figures... it's not going to be boring.

Mutant School AU Series.

Erik's first days at the mansion bring confusion, surprises (life-altering as well as small ones).

Sequel to 'Of Coffee Dates and Secrets'.

Erik's life suits him. It's quiet, simple and without any surprises. Acquiring a new friend turns all that upside down.

The beach was only the beginning.

It's another night and Wesley comes to Charles' room.

They don't meet each other halfway. There is no halfway.

Erik coaxes Charles awake.

Basically, Erik and the First Class lineup as Anne Rice-type vampires.

Of all the things Erik expected to happen upon walking in on a burglar, this was not it.

"I'm Hank's papa, Charles, and you're both absolutely soaked, aren't you? Good heavens. Sean, run and fetch some dry clothes for Alex and your brother, will you? Angel, are the towels in the dryer done yet? They'd be warmest. And it's a good thing I can't survive without the kettle on. Tea or chocolate, Alex? Because I refuse to let coffee pass the lips of any poor soul in need of comfort."

"...What?" Alex croaked.

In which Charles keeps on finding Arthur and Eames making out under the bushes near the mansion.

We're brothers, you and I. We want the same thing.

Charles may be dead, but that doesn't mean he's gone.

‘Hey,’ the man purred, ‘you looking for a date?’

‘No,’ Charles said firmly, trying to keep his thoughts on his predicament. ‘I’m looking for my hotel. It’s called the Regent. Can you help me?’ He hadn’t met a whole lot of prostitutes before, but perhaps they knew about these things.

Apparently they did. They also charged unreasonable prices for directions.

After being kicked out of the driver’s seat for incompetence Charles found himself being chauffer-driven along Hollywood Boulevard at about 90 miles per hour. The fiery wreck situation was becoming more and more probable.

‘So what’s your name?’ he said. Anything seemed better than looking at the road.

The man’s muscular shoulders flexed in a graceful shrug that stretched his tight t-shirt. ‘Max. Hans. Erik. Jakob. You choose.’

He was considerably startled, then, to find the headmaster waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs when he exited Ravenclaw Tower.

"Ah, here he is. Professor Xavier, I’m told the students will be arriving momentarily, but we’ve just enough time to introduce you to the new Potions master. If introductions are even necessary—I do believe the two of you were in the same year as boys, were you not?"

And the entire world stopped dead, cold dizzy breathless, as Charles’s eyes focused on the man standing next to Shaw.

Erik Lehnsherr.

Only the wall at his back kept Charles upright. He was peripherally aware that Shaw was still speaking, but his head was buzzing to loud to hear. Erik.

Charles is a counsellor/psychiatrist in a high security prison where Erik, a man convicted of several brutal (yet... shall we say, justified) murders is serving his sentence. And during their sittings Erik keeps making these heavy-handed advances, telling Charles how much he wants to fuck his tight little hole, using crude language on purpose, using his larger frame to crowd Charles without even touching him. And Charles is torn between *ethics* and the fact that Erik is a dangerous fucking bastard, and being so utterly aroused by this man that he needs to have desperate, sordid jerk-out sessions the moment Erik leaves his office.

Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking.

What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan?

(In which Logan solves everyone's problems through snark and BAMFery.)

Charles secretly has a physical mutation, but due to people's negative and fearful reactions to it, he uses his telepathy to hide it from everyone else. Raven technically knows, but Charles keeps himself shielded so much that she's practically forgotten that Charles even has a physical mutation: He has cat ears (and no regular ones) and a tail.

Then one day, something/someone knocks Charles out and his mutation is revealed to everyone. Once Charles wakes up, he expects everyone to reject him again, but no one does. And Erik makes it clear that he doesn't know why Charles would ever hide this, because he is beautiful like this. Cue Erik reassuring Charles of his perfection through fluffy ear and tail worship. Sex is optional.

"I never thought about having sex with you in a sexual sense," said Charles. "Not at all."

Charles finds Emma instead of Raven. These are glimpses of what they became.

The rain susurrused around them in gentle drops, the rainbow that had broken through the cloud cover out of place in the black sky. Charles let his hand drop slowly and clasped both of them together, his sweater finally dry as he met Erik’s eyes, unflinching, devoid of emotion, the blue of his gaze flat and unreflective.

“Don’t come here again. Don’t contact me, don’t ask for me through my pupils. Don’t even think of me or I will do worse than merely control your flesh, Magneto.”

The bell at the door tinkles, and a tall man walks in. Charles catches a glimpse from the corner of his eye -- black jacket and sunglasses -- “Hi, can I help you?”

The man looks out from behind the Travel books shelf. “No, thanks, just browsing,” he says, and -- bloody hell, that’s someone famous, Charles knows who that is, he’s pretty sure Raven’s a fan of his -- the man catches Charles’ gaze and smiles vaguely, and oh, that’s Erik Lehnsherr, in his shop. Erik Lehnsherr -- in London, in Portobello Market, in his shop.

Erik never expected to have to take a kid for ransom, let alone the persistently annoying Charles Xavier.

Seven-year-old Erik needs to keep his telepathic best friend Charles from finding out that he wants to kiss him. But that's okay, because he has a plan - he'll put on a tinfoil hat.

Charles can hear the voice of the demon inside his mind as surely as he can see him standing in the Manor's grounds.

"What kind of mileage does this piece of shit get?"

"Sshh," Charles repeated, almost the same noise from earlier as he opened his door and patted the car lovingly on the hood, "This was my father's car, you know, and I've kept her in excellent condition."

"Captain Planet hates you," Erik said, getting in.

AU. All mutants were enslaved during a Holocaust. (no Jewish Holocaust) Shaw killed Erik's parents but let Erik go, believing him human when he showed no outward signs of mutation. Erik sets out on a quest of revenge. One night, he meets a compelling mutant with big blue eyes, enslaved in a brothel, complicating his plans.

Charles has a will of iron. Erik's fine with that.

Jumping on the 'Erik was so obsessed with revenge he never lost his virginity' trope that I see floating around and absolutely adore.

All I'm asking is for a completely out of his depth Erik unsure of how to have sex with another male (sixties!) and Charles, aware of Erik's virginity, feels the need to just riddle Erik with pleasure during his first time, to give and give and give.

Basically a slow, sensual build up with Charles as an in-control bottom, he lies Erik back on the bed and proceeds to lavish Erik with heated affection that eventually leads to him blowing Erik.

Next come Charles opening himself up while straddling Erik, showing him how to prepare for penetration (bonus if half way through his self preparation, he grabs one of Erik's hands and lubricates a couple of fingers with his mouth and then lets them guides them to slip inside him and Charles fucks himself on them. Cue ridiculously aroused Erik all wide eyed and bewildered at Charles tightness with a little bit of 'holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, I'm inside Charles, my fingers are making him moan like that' thrown in there)

Once he deems himself loose enough, Charles proceeds to ride Erik's cock, slowly at first, letting Erik bask in the motions, before speeding up as they get closer to completion.

Nigel’s proudest accomplishment was the moment he managed to perfect his murderous glare enough to scare an enthusiastic eight year old girl away from buying him. It was not an expression that came easily to French Angora rabbits, as his newest companions demonstrated. Daisy and Snowflake skittered around the pen all day with the air of cheerful idiocy that nature had intended for them, slept in the sun and wrinkled their noses cutely whenever someone stopped by the shop window to fawn over them.

It was disgusting.

Nigel, for his part, spent time in more constructive ways, i.e., glowering at potential customers and mentally devising a constitution that would come in effect as soon as took over the world. So far it covered a creative range of punishments for everyone who had ever cooed, squealed, d’aaaawed or eeeked at him. Which, Nigel estimated, covered about half of New York City’s population.

And when the time came, he was going to start with the two humans who had taken to stopping by every day to make faces at him in the window and generally upset his digestion.

Erik is a hard working engineer and single dad, Charles runs a local Community Center where Wanda and Pietro spend their time after school. Erik accidentally makes Charles' acquaintance one Wednesday evening when he's running late from work. Erik has no idea if he stands a chance with his new acquaintance, but that isn't going to keep him from falling for the guy.

In Old Havana, a helmet sits in the display window of an antique shop.

Inspired by the cab scene where Charles tells Darwin to "take them all the way" to Richmond and Erik tries not to facepalm.

In which Erik takes long motorcycle rides and tries to pretend he is not in love with his best friend, who is getting married.