Nolan thinks that the Hamptons are like a fairy tale. A twisted, amusing, terrifying fairy tale.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents' past should have been expected.

There are a list of things that Tsuna cannot tell her. The number on that list only continues to rise and rise, accumulating to nearly match even Iemitsu's dirty little secrets. Nana's perspective of he dear Tsu-kun.

At a fairy-tale funeral.

Tsuna never realized that the Primo Family could manifest at will after the Inheritance Ritual. As D. Spade attempted to drill his Vongola leadership philosophy into him during an exam, however, he realized that life really was out to get him.

Something gets lost in the translation. Or maybe not.

Even ten years down, Mafia men are Mafia men.

A glimpse into the future looks bleak.

Puberty, Vongola style.

The relationship between the head of the Vongola and the head of the CEDEF is a lot like a game of catchball of the heart.

Sequel to "High School is All about Cliques and Fear"- Jimbo's absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.

And then comes high school.

There's no logic to killing.

These are things that never happened to Xanxus, but could have done, if only things had started out just a bit differently.

Gokudera-centric; spoilers for the future arc. At age 14, he still has hope. At age 24, his hopes have turned to failures.

It's the mafia. At some point or another, there HAS to be a car chase.

Tsuna reveals his true fears to Gokudera when laying in the bunk bed that first night.

Gokudera prefers it when Yamamoto isn't serious.

Gokudera told them so.

Yes, the Vongola really do have an insane family tradition for EVERY SINGLE holiday.

Yamamoto-centric gen. On first kills, and what it means to be a natural-born assassin.

Tsuna says goodbye to those around him before his scheduled death.

It hurts more than you think it would, but your face can't help but to beam with pride.

Tsuna would like to remind everyone that he has seven Guardians, thank you very much.

Once again Tsuna spends a Saturday afternoon bailing Hibari out of jail.

Twelve years have passed and Yamamoto doesn't think it's a game anymore.

Sequel to Vivi Memor Leti. Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Nami asks Luffy why he hadn't fought back. Luffy's answer is surprisingly simple.

How Zoro makes sure Luffy gets the comfort he needs. Set after Usopp leaves the crew.

Zoro displays a rare show of affection for his captain who is drowning in guilt. AU but only because in the manga, Zoro never meets Luffy right after Ace dies.

Zoro and Luffy each sacrifice what is most important to themselves for the other but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter.

It's not only beauty that can take your breath away. The Straw Hat crew members learn this when they find the injured Zoro-and watch Luffy approach his injured first mate.

Luffy remembers what matters. He only remembers what matters.

Set after the fight with Enel, Luffy and the rest of the crew nakamaship, topped off with captain and first mate understanding.

Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments.

Luffy, before he leaves the island to go back to his crew after the two year time slip. He remembers his brother and his first mate and thinks he can finally understand.

Because some moments are just so perfect and you can't let them go without making sure.

Zoro's cursed blade affects him more than he lets on.

The Straw Hats' ABCs. Short stories, all Luffy-centric with crew member interactions and sometimes, with Ace. Mostly fluff and no pairings.

Everyone knows that college is a time for learning, growing, and experimenting. The boys of Toccoa Hall are living, breathing, destructive proof of this. Ask any one of them.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left.

No one said being a teenage boy in a post-apocalyptic world was going to be easy.

Erik stared. There, right in the reach of his talons, right where he could even reach with his beak, was a dove. It was snowy-white and slightly plump, a faint iridescent sheen along the top of its wings and down its sleek little neck.

Oh feathered gods, he’d been rescued by a dove.

“Hello,” said the dove. “My name’s Charles.”

A wealthy Erik, with too much money to spare, buys a mansion in Westchester County on an unexplainable impulse one day. He sometimes meets a lovely young man who he really ought to chase out for trespassing but he doesn't.

Much later, he would learn that the young man, Charles is the recently dead ex-owner of the mansion. For now, Erik simply looks forward to meeting Charles more than he would ever admit and so much that he permanently moves into the mansion.

Charles is delighted to have Erik's company - he has been so terribly lonely since he died; of all the people who have come and gone since then, Erik is the first (and possibly only) one who can see and hear him.

Erik as Charles's sugar daddy. Charles is a poor university student working three jobs and living in poverty, struggling to pay for his tuition. He meets Erik, a wealthy business man, while working as a waiter at a fund raiser. Erik's entitled and arrogant and propositions Charles, and at first Charles is like "who the fuck does this prick think he is, do I *look* like a prostitute?!" (Yes, Charles, you do, but that's neither here nor there!) but the more he thinks about it...

Charles was the rich but nerdy kid in high school, bullied and snubbed by just about everyone. Somehow, he still grows up to be a kind and self-assured man. When he gets his invitation to his high school's 10 year reunion party, all his old insecurities come crashing back. Despite being a world renowned geneticist now and having had his share of girlfriends and boyfriends since high school, he still remembers the 3 years (he graduated early) of ostracism he went through.

Raven, who was a couple of years behind Charles in school, witnessed some of the things Charles had to endure, and she decides that Charles needs to get back at his old classmates by flaunting all his achievements over the past 10 years, including going to the reunion with a hot partner on his arm. Unfortunately, Charles is currently single, so Raven, who's currently working as a runway model, enlists the help of her model friend Erik Lehnsherr, the new face of Calvin Klein, to be Charles' fake boyfriend.

Erik is happy to oblige because he thinks it'll finally allow him to have some time with Charles whom he's been slightly in love with ever since that time Charles dropped by one of his and Raven's fashion shoots and he and Charles shared a game of chess while they waited for the tardy photographer.

Untuk malam ini saja, izinkan mereka mengabaikan kenyataan. Malam ini saja, biarkan mereka terus menggandeng tangan Yang Tersayang. Lalu, "¡hasta el próximo año, Cariño." / "Ich liebe dich, Pfannkuchen. Auf wiedersehen..."

Alien!Erik falls in love with Human!Charles and proceeds to woo him.

In which Charles and Erik's X-Men team up with the Avengers, but Erik's distracted by the guy in the metal suit.

After traveling- hunting- alone for so long, despite the tremendously exhilarating nature of their trip, Erik is surprised how well he continues to get along with Charlotte. There's a confident, almost arrogant tilt to her head on occasion, no doubt due not only to her genetic advantage, but by virtue of being a beautiful woman with an abundance of means and education. Erik harbors no illusions about Charlotte's upbringing- she belongs to a class of society that renders her unused to the idea of doors being closed to her. But Charlotte also most likely knows Erik more completely than any other person on the planet.

You're not alone, had echoed in Erik's mind for days.

"I've lead a loveless life, Erik. I barely remember my father. My mother neglected me and loved her bottle more than her son. My stepfather was a hateful, abusive man who saw me as nothing but an obstacle on his way to my father's fortune. My step-brother thought of me as a threat and an outlet for his own insecurities. Raven has always kept her guard around me, has always carried a resentment. I don't believe anyone has ever loved me. I've grown used to it, and so I'm not asking you to love me - I'm much too old to entertain fantasies like that. I only ask that you treat me with kindness."

During their honeymoon, no one can hear you scream.

"Honestly, Charles," Erik says bitterly, "I don't know how you survived. Living in such hardship."

He prays to any deity that might be willing to listen that the pain-fear-anger doesn't show on his face. Logically, he knows what Erik means, what Erik's been through (death camps Shaw) but how dare he, he doesn't know, he doesn't know anything that happened in this walls, what ghosts are buried there and--

Genosha AU in which Charles and Erik are married and no one outside the Brotherhood inner circle knows about Charles' super duper telepathy powers because he's the Brotherhood's most powerful secret weapon. He pretends to have useless power in pubic (like the prompt a couple pages ago where Charles' power is that he can tell whether or not you want a cup of tea).

Charles actually enjoys playing up the part of a decorative first lady. He thinks it's hilarious. Something along the lines of: He gets all dressed up for public functions and there blogs entirely dedicated to his outfits and he goes to charity functions and gets photographed some more and he goes to the beach and hams it up for the paparazzi and hugs orphan mutant babies all over Genosha. Stuff like that.

Charlotte and the OB-GYN.

Erik fucks Charles to sleep.

Charles and Erik are serial killers in their city that have been corresponding for years but never met.

Total crack. How the 'divorce' could have been averted if Azazel and being pregnant worked in your favor. Also Charles is really pissed at Erik's penis.

It all started with a smile of thanks and a little jump of the heart.

Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.

Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.

But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.

BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.

Charles learn that he has a secondary mutation that allow him to get pregnant when he does a normal medical check up with Hank after catching some bug.

Then he has trying-to-get-pregnant sex with Erik every day every where and Hank is blamed by everyone else for that.

The first thing Erik noticed about him is that he bit. Very well.

Tegoshi, deputy head of psychology, psychoanalyses his colleagues.

Charles has lost his longtime job, thanks to the recession, and if he can't find something to help make the rent he's going to loose his apartment, too. He's so desperate he's willing to do anything short of selling himself, and, he finds, even that point is negotiable.

When Charles finds out that a good friend is supplementing her income by stripping down in front of a webcam, he initially scoffs. But as the funds in his bank account dwindle down to almost nothing, he throws propriety (and his shame) out the window and asks his friend for help setting up his own web-porn business.

Erik gets turned into a dog, but while he still has his human intellect, it's also now occasionally forced to play second fiddle to some new doggy instincts (ie. he feels very strong urges to chase after squirrels).

Charles rescues Erik from the animal shelter / the street and takes him home. Many man-and-his-dog adventures ensue.

Charles is ill and Erik takes care of him. It's all fluff and nothing but the fluff.

18 year old bad boy Erik has found the love of his life. He's gentle, sweet, highly intelligent, likes to play chess and is sexy as all get out even in his frumpy old man cardigans. Did he mention he is also his adoptive mother's (Emma Frost) boyfriend? Not that that will stop him from getting what he wants.

Erik is built like a God, and it makes Charles incredibly self conscious about his own pasty professor's body when they first start having sex. Erik does everything in his power to reassure him that he is beautiful.

Charles didn't want her to press this because he didn't want to hear Erik confirm it was just about the baby. Charles was grateful for the support. It didn't have to be more than that.

What if, when Erik knocked him down, Charles had never gotten back up? What if Erik has the chance to realize what's important to him before it's too late?

Raven can safely say that when she met Erik in junior year, she didn’t expect she’d ever be having this conversation.

Sequel to 'Fatal Distraction'.

Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust.

Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood - teaching kids to be proud of their mutations thanks to their sponsors and viewers like you! And viewers like Erik Lensherr, who possibly maybe has an inappropriate crush on his children's favorite television personality. Songs, puppets, American literature, and geek references abound.

Police cop Erik is in the middle of one of the most high profile cases of his career, tracking down a vicious serial killer known for using death traps.

The killer turns the tables when he kidnaps Erik's boyfriend Charles, forcing Erik to participate in a series of tasks/games all the while he continues to try and track down the killer and bring him to justice.

Charles feels herself starting to get wet the moment she hears the headmaster's voice.

"Ms. MacTaggert, may I borrow our resident genius?" he asks, and Charles squeezes her thighs together against the wave of arousal pooling suddenly in her groin. Ms. MacTaggert waves her away--of course she does, she knows as well as all the other teachers that Charles is miles ahead of the rest of the class in all of her courses, supposedly the reason behind her private tutoring sessions with the headmaster.

She tries not to shiver when the headmaster puts his hand between her shoulderblades, leading her down the hall towards his office. Her nipples harden beneath her bra, rubbing against the lace as she tries to keep her stride calm and casual.

The door to the office closes quietly behind them and Charles finally lets herself turn around and look at Erik's face.

Rich, perverted Sebastian Shaw pays model!Erik and struggling-university-student!Charles to have continuous sex as he watches.

Knickerbocker Glory: (a) British variation on the ice-cream sundae, traditionally served in a tall glass. This confection definitely involves ice-cream, fruit and cream; may contain other things.
(b) Inappropriate behaviour by Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr in a Westchester ice-cream parlour.
[I may have made up the second definition.]

Erik has been acting strange all day. He has been snappish. His normally fairly extensive, if a bit direct, vocabulary has been reduced to monosyllabic snarls. At one point, Charles thinks, Erik had actually growled at Hank when he'd walked in the door, a peculiar over reaction, Charles believes. He hadn't growled at Alex, anyways.