"Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers. ... When nobody’s around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there’s twice as much of it. It always gets more and more. ...

The entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization." ... FROM DICK'S ELECTRIC SHEEP ... JUST THROW ALL THAT SHIT OUT

"Make three piles (or bins) of stuff: Keep, Donate, Discard. (Avoid my mistake of making a fourth pile called Undecided that you simply wind up moving to another part of the house.)" ... LOL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINTED BY THIS FORM OF MENTAL ILLNESS ... "By cleaning out his stuff and my own, I will spare my children a horrible task when I’m gone." ... AMEN, THAT'S ONE OF THE GREAT GIFTS YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN