'In the year AD 426 Augustine of Hippo reused what was already an old joke: "What was God doing before the Creation? Preparing Hell for those who ask that question."

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Hanlon's Razor: 'Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.'

"My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really."

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