Hilarious.

"Θα πρέπει να γίνουν κοσμοϊστορικά γεγονότα για να χάσει η ομάδα του Βαλβέρδε τα σκήπτρα της."

"Can apparent superluminal neutrino speeds be explained as a quantum weak measurement?" "Abstract. Probably not."

"Absolute, hands-down, winner of the Internet today. Genius-level caption."

Awesome.

Too funny.

Best comment ever in the Intertubes: "There are people in this community who will continue to lobby against legal downloads no matter what the terms or what technology is used. I swear, sometimes I think that if Linus himself started a company that sold no-DRM OGG Vorbis songs for a penny a piece and you got a free blowjob from Natalie Portman with every 10 purchased tracks that we'd still see posts on slashdot justifying P2P piracy because we didn't get to pick out Natalie's outfit when she showed up at our parent's basement to deliver."

"When people feel the need to tell us way too much."

An epic and hilarious rant.