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runpunkrun: kiss #1: upside-down
As if getting caught in a snare in front of Ronon once wasn't enough humiliation for one lifetime, now he's dangling from his ankle in front of Ronon and John. Even Teyla couldn't hide a smile after all the excitement was over and he grudgingly admitted nothing was broken from his sudden ascent into the canopy. He scowls down at them. At least Ford isn't trying to kill him this time.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  ronon/keller  slash  pg  firsttime  humor  offworld  fluff  teamfic  post-series 
september 2010 by kittycat78
mcshep_match: TEAM WORK: hostage to fortune, "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
Sometimes the only other option is losing someone important. Someone close. And if those are the only two options, John picks the one where he takes the hit. He's never been good about giving up a hostage to Fortune when she comes to collect.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg  post-series  angst  kidnapped/captured  sick/injured  offworld 
september 2010 by kittycat78
He's sure it will all come back to him any second now.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  angst  firsttime  humor  amnesia 
september 2010 by kittycat78
Pure Bodies and Clean Hearts
"You," the village elder said, pointing her long, crooked finger at John, who sighed and thought, yeah, of course, me.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  teamfic  angst  firsttime  humor  virgin  alienritual 
september 2010 by kittycat78
Merples by Yolsaffbridge and Zelempa
"First of all--as impressed as I am by the nonchalance with which you can just decide to risk life and limb, 'Oh, I think I'll escape from the prison camp today,' the way most people say 'I think I'll wear the blue tie'--as impressive as that admittedly is!--you do realize, don't you, that by writing to me about your daring escape plans, you're putting me in the delicate position of having to literally eat your words?"
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  firsttime  offworld  prison  kidnapped/captured  sick/injured  hurt/comfort  angst 
september 2010 by kittycat78
John Sheppard has learned a lot of things in his relatively short life, but there's only one thing he really knows, and that is that there are two kinds of people in this world: people who wear pants because they want to, and people who wear pants because they have to.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  humor  firsttime  denial 
september 2010 by kittycat78
from the ocean to the shore - bessemerprocess - Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1 [Archive of Our Own]
You would think moving to another galaxy would put a cramp in any relationship, but realistically, it's all about organization and forethought.
fic  sga  sg-1  jack/daniel/sam  mckay/sheppard  slash  het  poly  pg-13  offworld  drugged/drunk  established-relationship 
july 2010 by kittycat78
elandrialore | New Fic: In the Hands of Fate - SGA
This started out as a handporn quickie and sort of expanded to an under the influence of alien drug ficlet.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  pwp  offworld  aliensmadethemdoit  alienritual  drugged/drunk 
july 2010 by kittycat78
mcsmooch: "Oh, wow, this is...""Awkward?" John su
"Oh, wow, this is..."
"Awkward?" John supplied.
"I was going to say mortifying."
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  firsttime  offworld  drugged/drunk  amnesia 
july 2010 by kittycat78
McSmooch: Over Six Hundred Served! - The Kissing Game, PG
Rodney was a ridiculously good kisser. So much so that after the fourth - fifth? - drink he got back in line to kiss him again.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg  offworld  alienritual  blindfold  firsttime 
july 2010 by kittycat78
SGA Big Bang: "Circle of the Sun" by LadyAmarra
The people of Cirellia find a naked stranger at the base of their sacred mountain and take him in. They give him a name, shelter and a Family, and the dark haired stranger tries his best to find a way to reciprocate their kindness but he struggles to fit in or be useful, secretly yearning for the sky of an unknown world, a city of silver spires and a blue eyed man who only exist in his dreams...
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  sheppard/ofc  slash  het  r  alternateuniverse  episodecoda  offworld  ascension  amnesia  angst 
june 2010 by kittycat78
SGA Big Bang: "Zen And The Art Of Jumper Maintenance" by Indybaggins
The one where Rodney gets sucked in and John… follows. Featuring a quirky John, Rodney in orange robes, crazy Ancient-worship, sheep milking and jumpers that aren't broken but need to be fixed anyway.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  offworld  ascension  alternateuniverse  stranded  firsttime  episodecoda 
june 2010 by kittycat78
waketosleep | Is this... the end of the internet?
“Spock,” he says, “Vulcans have casual clothing, right?”
fic  startrek  kirk/spock  slash  pg  offworld  domestic 
may 2010 by kittycat78
sga_flashfic: Ashore by bergann (Second Verse Challenge)
The people turn to stare at them, while the animals continue to stand completely still - looking bored. McKay pales a little at the sight of what looks remarkably like a saber tooth tiger.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  pg-13  offworld  firsttime  fluff  sick/injured 
may 2010 by kittycat78
Insanity doesn't run in my family. - Fic - John/Rodney; May Catch Fire
"Are those--" Rodney starts and then swallows the next word, refusing to voice it. Not that he needs to, because John still nods and says, "Yeah, Rodney, they are."
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  established-relationship  offworld  dragons 
may 2010 by kittycat78
proof by contradiction
What sucked most was the sinking feeling that McKay was handling the whole thing better than he was.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  drugged/drunk  ancientdevice  sick/injured  angst  firsttime  humor 
april 2010 by kittycat78
How many minutes would a mouthful of lukewarm water add to Sheppard's lifespan? What would it feel like?
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  pwp  angst  firsttime  inthecloset  offworld  kidnapped/captured 
april 2010 by kittycat78
Term of Service
"You're telling me that you would sell your bodies for curiosity, orbital shielding, and a quarter-charged ZPM?" "Well, yeah. Who wouldn't?"
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  mckay/ofc  sheppard/ofc  slash  het  nc-17  offworld  slavefic  firsttime  angst  hurt/comfort  alienritual 
april 2010 by kittycat78
"Rodney, you are the strangest man I've ever met. And ... almost the strangest woman."
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  het  slash  nc-17  pwp  offworld  genderswap  transformations  alientech  alienritual  firsttime  humor 
april 2010 by kittycat78
Today's Disaster Forecast
Why is Rodney so determined to get out of the upcoming mission with John?
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  pwp  offworld  firsttime  humor  alienritual  jealousy 
april 2010 by kittycat78
eleveninches: SGA fic: The Modern Man's Hustle 1/3
A diplomatic mission has lasting consequences for Elizabeth and Ronon. Featuring alien wildlife, fake marriages, and witch hunts.
fic  sga  ronon/weir  mckay/sheppard  teyla/other  het  slash  nc-17  offworld  marriage  kidfic  humor  crack!fic 
april 2010 by kittycat78
Genius Assholes - "Some Freely" and "Unwell" (McShep, R)
It was dark. Wherever he was, it was dark. And darkness was... good. Darkness was safe. When it was dark, no one could see you.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  offworld  alternateuniverse  sick/injured  transformations  hurt/comfort  angst  kidnapped/captured 
april 2010 by kittycat78
Let's Kiss Afresh - apple_pi - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;
Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,
To make that thousand up a million;
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kisse afresh, as when we first begun.
~Robert Herrick, "To Anthea (III)"
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  various  alienritual  offworld 
april 2010 by kittycat78
Vapor - eretria - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"Sheppard feels stripped bare under McKay's gaze, naked and horribly vulnerable." -- Heat, a steam hut and UST
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  alienritual  firsttime  offworld 
march 2010 by kittycat78
They Might Be Giants - auburn - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
Human beings weren't meant for any of the things they're doing here, but they wouldn't be human if they let that stop them.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  ronon/teyla  slash  het  nc-17  offworld  ancientdevice  sick/injured  hurt/comfort 
march 2010 by kittycat78
Patchwork - auburn - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
People are all made up of pieces of each other. Sheppard and McKay are just more obvious about it.
fic  sga  johnsheppard  rodneymckay  gen  r  angst  offworld  kidnapped/captured  sick/injured  alientech  darkfic 
march 2010 by kittycat78
In The Spotlight (The Unicorn Remix) - Icarus - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
Ten-plus years of illustrious service in the U.S. Armed Forces -- okay, maybe not so illustrious that last part in Antarctica -- only to be outed by a damned horse.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  nc-17  pwp  offworld  masturbation  virgin 
march 2010 by kittycat78
Children's Classics by taste_is_sweet
John has no idea how the prisoners choose the song. He just knows that if he can recognize it, it's been a good day; if he can't, it hasn't.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  r  offworld  prison  kidnapped/captured  torture  angst  hurt/comfort  sick/injured  firsttime 
march 2010 by kittycat78
sga_santa: Fic: Out in the Open, 1/2 (Sheppard/McKay, PG-13)
It's Situation Normal for the team when they're caught in an avalanche, but digging themselves out uncovers more than they counted on.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  teamfic  offworld  established-relationship  hurt/comfort  angst  DADT  sick/injured 
february 2010 by kittycat78
Aliens force John and Rodney not to have sex.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  firsttime  humor  aliensmadethemdoit 
february 2010 by kittycat78
shaenie: SGA Fic (?!?!?)
John has never successfully talked about anything in his entire life, and while Rodney would probably tell him that means he's statistically due for success, John isn't keen on risking it.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  firsttime  humor  fluff  hurt/comfort 
february 2010 by kittycat78
stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating - New Stargate Atlantis Fic
Five Planets Atlantis is Never Contacting Again, or at Least If They Do, They’re Sending Another Damn Team, Not John’s
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg  teamfic  offworld  fivethings  firsttime  humor  fluff 
february 2010 by kittycat78
The Fox's Den - SGA Fic: Blue as the Sky - Part One
Upon the Sands of Athos, a man's life is only worth as much water as he carries. Rodney McKay's canteen was bone dry.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  alternateuniverse  offworld  slavefic  wip  kidnapped/captured 
february 2010 by kittycat78
corpus_invictus | Star Trek: Of Sentinels and Anchors
He is four years old, only barely cognizant of the solemn ceremony he has been made to attend.
fic  startrek  kirk/spock  slash  r  alternateuniverse  telepathy  ponfarr  angst  stranded  firsttime  hurt/comfort  earthside  offworld 
december 2009 by kittycat78
st_xi_kink: PART ONE [CLOSED]
Jim Kirk once spent a good twenty four hours of his life praying that Spock would find out what it was like to be stranded on an ice planet with a smug asshole and not much in the way of winter clothing.
fic  startrek  kirk/spock  pre-slash  pg  offworld  stranded 
december 2009 by kittycat78
Sometimes, their missions didn't go badly-- they just went stupid. This was one such an occasion, Rodney realized, as he looked down at Sheppard, who had only just taken a completely uncharacteristic faceplant in a largish patch of mud.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  offworld  angst  firsttime  hurt/comfort 
december 2009 by kittycat78
The One Where Aliens Make Rodney Do It with Everyone but John, and John Takes Matters into His Own Hands by sardonicsmiley
He’s hard in his BDUs, watching the slick slide of Rodney’s tongue, the flush in his cheeks, the long strong lines of his fingers around her leg.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  mckay/ofc  mckay/teyla  mckay/ronon  slash  het  nc-17  offworld  firsttime  aliensmadethemdoit  jealousy  fuckordie 
december 2009 by kittycat78
leupagus | Yeah, I should've done this a week or so ago.
A couple of weeks ago Rodney fell into a ditch on PC9-138, and nobody realized he was gone for about five minutes. John still feels kind of bad about that – also faintly surprised, because he probably should’ve noticed when Rodney had suddenly stopped talking.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg  offworld  firsttime  humor  teamfic 
november 2009 by kittycat78
It may be impairing his judgment. Just a little.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  offworld  prison  kidnapped/captured  firsttime 
november 2009 by kittycat78
sga_flashfic: by Speranza (slavefic challenge)
They made a leash out of the webbed strap of Rodney's computer bag, which was convenient because it already had the hook end attached. Teyla fashioned a collar for him out of a bit of leather and ribbon. It looked totally stupid, and John glared at Rodney.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  sheppard/omc  sheppard/ofc  slash  nc-17  pwp  humor  slavefic  offworld  firsttime 
november 2009 by kittycat78
Black Mountainside
"I know," John agreed, without sympathy. Rodney could hate it all he liked; he couldn't afford to know the truth. I lied. It doesn't matter who walks through that gate with you. No one else owes you what I do. No one else is going to protect you the way I would.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  r  alternateuniverse  earthside  offworld  unrequited  bodysharing  sick/injured  kidnapped/captured  black-helicopters 
november 2009 by kittycat78
I'm not a complete idiot. - 14 Valentines 9: Fixation (John/Rodney, PG-13)
John didn't have anything against huddling up, per se. It was just that his team seemed determined to make him huddle up to Rodney.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  pg-13  teamfic  firsttime  offworld  hurt/comfort  angst  kidnapped/captured  sick/injured  alienritual 
september 2009 by kittycat78
I'm not a complete idiot. - No Clues Whatever (McKay/Sheppard, PG)
For all his history – dead parents, social services that didn't care, black mark – no one has ever truly given up on John before. So it takes him a few days to notice that wherever he is, McKay very much isn't.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  pg  angst  sick/injured  episodecoda  offworld 
september 2009 by kittycat78
I'm not a complete idiot. - Perks (McShep, NC-17)
The thing about having sensitive nipples, besides their irritating habit of perking up at the most inconvenient moments, was that they hurt when it was cold.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  pwp  firsttime  humor  offworld 
september 2009 by kittycat78
I'm not a complete idiot. - Sex pollen (kinda) art by tardis80 plus fic by me
During their time cut off from Earth, the Atlanteans had become pretty good traders.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  pwp  sexpollen  offworld 
september 2009 by kittycat78
I'm not a complete idiot. - 14 (12) Valentines 1: Insect Hole
Generations had passed since the last time someone had come through the rrytver. When the sun symbols started to light up on its great circle, the colony had chirped with excitement.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  r  offworld  kidnapped/captured  torture  creepy  sick/injured 
september 2009 by kittycat78
ladyflowdi: SGA fic: "How We Operate", NC17, OT4
“Hours?” Oh, God, John couldn’t do this, even if Rodney was making noises no man should make, and Ronon’s hands were under the table, and John was not seeing this, he was not--
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard/ronon/teyla  slash  het  nc-17  pwp  firsttime  poly  offworld  aliensmadethemdoit  kink  teamfic  jealousy 
august 2009 by kittycat78
yinfic: Cliche Bingo Fic #1: Resignation by Yin, Rated R
Just when you think you’ve managed to figure shit out – that’s exactly when you run into a civilization of garden gnomes. Whoever made up the Pegasus Galaxy was fucking stoned. There’s no other possibility at all.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  r  humor  offworld  crack!fic 
july 2009 by kittycat78
libraryofsol: Fic: Yellow
He prods the foliage to his left, which reacts in surprise by flinging pollen everywhere, and the air is suddenly ever so slightly more yellow than before. Which he figures, in hindsight, probably wasn't the best idea.
fic  startrek  kirk/spock  slash  nc-17  firsttime  offworld  sexpollen 
june 2009 by kittycat78
Post-Nuptial - rageprufrock - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
“What the fuck, McKay!” John yelled. “I can’t take you anywhere!”
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  nc-17  offworld  kidfic  mpreg  domestic  futurefic 
may 2009 by kittycat78
East Coast Gazette » Random Christmas-rum-consumption-induced ficlet!
Teyla decided to tell them she was pregnant while they were trekking through the heavy forest around one of Sheppard’s favorite villages. Rodney walked into a tree and Ronon fell into a ditch, spilling ass over teakettle into a freaking babbling brook. John said, “Where is he?” and clutched at his P-90 harder than usual, because apparently, he’d grown up to become his father.
fic  sga  gen  pg  teamfic  kidfic  offworld 
may 2009 by kittycat78
unamaga: mm mmm good
So like one of them calmly trails his foot up the other one's leg while making polite conversation with someone else. And there is massaging of the cock with the foot and stuff. There are other drabbles in the comments.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  slash  various  kink  public!sex  offworld  earthside  established-relationship  domestic 
may 2009 by kittycat78
Interesting Times | unamaga's fic - Pretty Pretty Bunchby unamaga 
John reaches out anyway, feeling oddly drawn. “Aw, come on, Rodney. Where’s your sense of adventure?” He regrets it the instant his finger touches the stem and a puff of yellow powder catches he and Rodney right in the face.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  nc-17  slash  pwp  sexpollen  offworld 
may 2009 by kittycat78
Chez Crysothemis -- "Last Resort"
"It's actually kind of surprising that this hasn't happened to us before. I mean, not the part where you didn't get the girl, obviously, just, you know, we've stayed in a lot of strange places together and a lot of them didn't have private rooms. And I'm not saying I don't have any self control, but I certainly have a healthy libido, and—"
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  mckay/ofc  slash  nc-17  offworld  firsttime  unrequited  jealousy 
april 2009 by kittycat78
Tight Quarters « toomuchplor’s fanfiction
Interlude from Straight as a Circle. Rodney never knows how Sheppard can tell when it’s time to move or time for silence, how Sheppard reads safety and opportunity like the old Athosian priestess reads knucklebones or tea leaves, but long experience has taught him to trust Sheppard, to follow his lead.
fic  sga  mckay/sheppard  pg-13  slash  established-relationship  offworld  angst  ancientdevice 
april 2009 by kittycat78
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