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On the Shores of Loch Katrine Chapter 1, an once upon a time fanfic | FanFiction
Mr. Gold needs to get married, quickly, quietly, and with the understanding the marriage will end in six months. A heart-broken Belle French needs a way out. AU fic. Complete.
OUAT  au  au:nomagic  arranged!marriage  Belle/Rumplestilskin  harlequin 
december 2015 by kesfire
The Trail of the Black Star
Composing a novel while seeking legendary orchids in Peru seemed to be an efficient use of Severus's time. But the cloud forests of the Andes hold many secrets. WIKTT Romance Novelist challenge. (2511 words)
hp  snape/hermione  harlequin  au  unread  delicious-export  harrypotter 
january 2011 by kesfire
Here Be Pirates by Pearle
Hermione’s lost and isn’t sure how to get back. And why does that pirate look like a certain Potions Master? HG/SS My answer to the "Passionate Trousers" challenge by Betz on Wiktt.
hp  snape/hermione  humor  short  harlequin  book  delicious-export  harrypotter 
june 2010 by kesfire
Moonflower
Hermione gains possession of an enchanted book. Through unfortunate(?) circumstance, she and Snape are sucked into the story. In answer to LOTM's Lost in a Good Book Challenge.
hp  snape/hermione  harlequin  book  student!hermione  delicious-export  harrypotter 
february 2010 by kesfire
The Bells of Passion's Watch
A response to Ladyofthemasque's "Lost in a Book" challenge: Severus and Hermione are stranded in a romance novel... this time, at sea! Hilarity and smut ensue.
hp  snape/hermione  harlequin  book  professor!hermione  delicious-export  harrypotter 
february 2010 by kesfire
Romancing Rodney (Or, Ronon Dex Gets His Man)
Ronon has an idea and Miko very helpfully supplies him with some reading material that she thinks will aid him.
sga  mckay/dex  humor  long  harlequin  delicious-export 
february 2010 by kesfire
The Physicist Bride
The two things that Rodney McKay loved to do more than anything else were studying Ancient technology and taunting the flyboy. Ever since he'd had the gene therapy, the Ancient technology usually did what he told it, which was all he asked for. The flyboy did what he told him too. Rodney gave him clearly detailed and comprehensive instructions, like "Touch this. Initialize it. Oh my God, not that, are you an intellectual child? Do you really want us to explode in a dozen equally unpleasant ways at the same time? The other thing, this, this, come on."
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  crack  movie  harlequin  delicious-export 
february 2010 by kesfire
Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot
Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He's managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he's getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want?

Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she'll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot.

John's supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney's learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  earthside  harlequin  mckay/ofc  straight!rodney  delicious-export 
february 2010 by kesfire
Secret Fire
“Wow, McKay, all this time laughing about my reading choices and we could have been discussing the finer points of Russian literature.”
sga  mckay/sheppard  established-relationship  harlequin  humor  sexgod!Rodney  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
The Hostage Major
"So that's it, then? You and Mom are broke--hell, Dad, you could go to jail. What were you thinking?" John had started the conversation at polite attention, but the--okay, not really surprise--at learning that his father had been a total and complete moron had driven him into a frustrated pace. Northeast corner, detour around the couch, northwest corner. Northwest corner, pass the window, southwest corner. Southwest corner--
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  earthside  harlequin  captivity  pre-series  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
The Maineland (Wandering Around Lost)
Everything was quiet as they walked, save for the crisp snap of frosted grass under their feet and Rodney's panted breathing behind him. John shivered at the ocean breeze that wound its way up around his exposed thighs and tickled at his buttocks; he tugged at the hem of the skirt – the kilt - and speculated that, if nothing else, he'd gained a whole new level of respect for women.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  harlequin  ancienttech  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Propaganda
Quiet and studious, Lady Ivy Rutherford is content merely to observe the intrigues and scandals of Queen Eleanor's glittering court. But then the Queen insists that Ivy would be the ideal mentor for notorious heartbreaker Roger Stancliff. Her duty? To transform the arrant knave into a courtly knight. A simple task for such a proper lady!

But in the sultry castle grounds just who is educating whom? Chaste, courtly love seems much less appealing than losing herself in the passion of Roger's arms...

Notes: I ... took a little liberty with my prompt. Thank you to [info]eleveninches, [info]sathinks, [info]taylorkate, and [info]barely_bean, who all listened to me say, "It's basically Pygmalion, right? So why can't I think of anything?" about a thousand times a day and thankfully refrained from beating me silly.

This is an AU that veers from canon right at Rising and is just different enough to matter.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  humor  au  harlequin  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Jungle Fever
On the third day of Rodney's imprisonment, the gate of his cage was pulled open by three armed guards and the unconscious body of a tall, dirty, wild-haired man was thrown in to join him.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  earthside  harlequin  author:cupidsbow  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Fair
Once upon a time, there were two boys. And, of course, a wish.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  earthside  long  harlequin  amnesia  fairytale  magic  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Arrogance & Assumption
It is a truth galactically acknowledged that a single flyboy, in possession of the ATA gene, must be in want of a geek.
sga  mckay/lorne  sheppard/beckett  harlequin  movie  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
The .hrngo Files
Var1.hrngo
Scenario 1
Let Lt. Col. John K. Sheppard = Duncan McNabb, Lord Byrne
Associated: rebel, secret, gentleman, charming, charismatic, dangerous, cause, flirt
Let Dr. Meredith R. McKay = Lady Jenna de Warre
Associated: secret-keeper, leap at marriage proposal, mistress of cause
Scenario 1 instituted timestamp 2396004.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  harlequin  ancienttech  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
SGA - Prince Charming
"I've changed my mind. You do get to be Prince Charming," he told John, who looked at him incredulously and then laughed. "But I'm still not going to be Cinderella."

"That works for me," said John. And they drove off into the sunset.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  earthside  harlequin  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Beau of the Ball
Sheppard wanted them to go into the ballroom together, with Rodney as his companion for the evening, a spot normally reserved for high society ladies who combined beauty, grace and intelligence, not to mention one honest-to-god European princess three years ago. This couldn't be happening to him.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  humor  au  earthside  harlequin  author:velocitygrass  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
The Touchstones of Our Characters
Rodney McKay is Chief Scientific Project Manager at Wraith Enterprises and engaged to Katie Brown. His life is going according to plan—until the day he meets John Sheppard. During one weekend at the International Automotive Conference he first loses his room and soon contemplates giving up his fiancée and his job when John offers much more than a room. But then there's John's past with Wraith and a secret that threatens Rodney's new future before it has really begun...
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  earthside  harlequin  mckay/brown  author:velocitygrass  delicious-export 
january 2010 by kesfire
Eternal Sunshine
Amnesia, loss or impairment of memory. It may be caused by organic disorders, such as brain injury or cerebral arteriosclerosis, or by functional nervous disorders, such as hysteria. Or, you know, by Ancient devices, such as the one which causes John to think he’s 21.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  humor  amnesia  harlequin  author:unlikely  delicious-export 
december 2009 by kesfire
Ruler and Concubine
Seeking a ZPM, Colonel Sumner must travel to Sheppard's planet, where he meets the Ruler, and and his concubine.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  harlequin  established-relationship  delicious-export 
december 2009 by kesfire
Evil Overlord Sheppard
AU - John Sheppard is High Lord of the Planet Leiath in the Pegasus Galaxy. Rodney's away team gets captured by John's soldiers. Started out as an attempt to write EVIL John Sheppard but it came out more like completely non-evil, but snarky, John Sheppard.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  harlequin  author:graceandfire  delicious-export 
december 2009 by kesfire
Harlequin Atlantis
Someone on Atlantis has been writing Harlequin novels.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  pining!john  harlequin  fanfic  Jackson/Oniell  delicious-export 
december 2009 by kesfire
Romancing Alaska
Word Count: 32,785

Summary: When Rodney escapes to Alaska to work on 'a very important paper', he doesn't count on meeting John Sheppard. Suddenly his paper doesn't seem quite as important as it originally did.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  long  earthside  harlequin  delicious-export 
november 2009 by kesfire
Rules of Engagement
"Say again," John said, trying not to panic just yet.

"I'm almost finished with my paper on—" Rodney began with flourish.

"The other part," John clarified, because he didn't need to hear about The Paper That Would Win Rodney McKay His Nobel Prize. That he'd heard enough about ever since their return from the Pegasus galaxy, when Rodney had decided to finally pursue this dream.

"Oh, uhm. We need to get married."
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  humor  earthside  marriage  harlequin  delicious-export 
september 2009 by kesfire
No Refunds or Exchanges
It shouldn't have been that hard to get good help.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  harlequin  marriage  delicious-export 
august 2009 by kesfire
Accidentally In Love
If John had to pick a world out of a lineup starring those mostly likely to turn his life upside down, P3X-793 wouldn't have even shuffled through the door.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  long  straight!john  straight!rodney  harlequin  delicious-export 
july 2009 by kesfire
Second Chances
When John Sheppard was eighteen, he fell in love.
sga  mckay/sheppard  earthside  short  pre-series  harlequin  delicious-export 
july 2009 by kesfire
A Dangerous Desire or McKay Makes a Match
All Rodney McKay had thought he wanted was to be left alone with his theories and hypotheses. Being abducted and meeting the intriguing John Sheppard had put paid to that. Rodney understood his own desires rather better now, but society’s laws and conventions opposed him and Sheppard was surely far out of his reach. Not to mention the complication of his mysterious abductor…
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  earthside  long  harlequin  delicious-export 
july 2009 by kesfire
101 Ways To Get Lucky (In Love)
#27: Winning isn't everything. This is love we're talking about, not Fight Club. If it's so important to always be right, smug self-congratulations may be all you end up with.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  au  author:scribblinlenore  kidfic  harlequin  delicious-export 
july 2009 by kesfire
For Better or For Worse by Crownglass39
It was not some unworldly force hurtling its way to the earth that would change John Sheppard's life forever, but one lone man, someone literally thrown at John's feet, tossed away like yesterday's rubbish, a man named Rodney McKay
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  first-time  rec:cypriangadigan  harlequin  delicious-export 
july 2009 by kesfire

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