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Skin Deep - torakowalski - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"I'm Dr Rodney McKay," she said slowly. "We were at Berkeley together. You majored in mechanical engineering because you're an idiot who wanted to go to war rather than use your brain for something worthwhile. I'm Rodney McKay with breasts, okay? It's not that hard to grasp." - AU.
Sga  McKay/Sheppard  genderswap  potionaccident  AU 
april 2018 by kesfire
To Make a Crown - Blue_Sparkle - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Billa never gives away the Arkenstone, instead she gives the men of Laketown her share of the treasure. Little did she know that according to dwarven custom her actions would make her the legal wife of Thorin. And after he is injured in the Battle of Five Armies she ends up ruling as Queen Under the Mountain on his behalf
LOTR  genderswap  fem!bilbo  fix-it  au  thorin/bilbo  marriage  fakerelationship 
january 2015 by kesfire
An Eye For Quality - Linelen (Linelenagain) - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul). Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
LOTR  genderswap  fix-it  au  thorin/bilbo  fem!bilbo 
january 2015 by kesfire
The Mediator - Chapter 1 - Mynuet - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
"An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder. In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.
LOTR  genderswap  fix-it  au  thorin/bilbo  fem!bilbo  CrossCultural 
january 2015 by kesfire
Nothing Like Real Life - nightanddaze - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Derek fucks the fairies up, but they fuck him up too. Stiles tries pretty unsuccessfully to keep his eyes and hands to himself.
teenwolf  Derek/Stiles  genderswap  transformation  virgin  first-time 
october 2014 by kesfire
Delve - hollybennett123 - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
Never let it be said that Dean Winchester doesn't know how to make the best of a bad situation, especially if said situation involves the sudden appearance of boobs. On him.
spn  dean/castiel  genderswap  cunnilingus  wallsex  girl!Dean 
september 2014 by kesfire
Daughter of Man - trinityofone - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
Now it came about, when men began to multiply on the face of the land, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose. Or, Deanna and Castiel do sex the end.
spn  terriblelife!verse  girl!Dean  genderswap  first-time  sacrilegious 
may 2014 by kesfire
The Prince and the Pirate - Anonymous - Princess Bride (1987) [Archive of Our Own]
True love. Pirate treasure. Fencing. Fighting. Captures. Escapes. Life and death. Pursuing happiness. Getting away from Humperdinck wasn't so easy after all. This is an AU in which Buttercup was the maid of all work who became a pirate and Westley was the prince. Some of the genders of other characters have also been changed, but other than that, the world is more or less the same.
princessbride  genderswap  yuletide2013 
december 2013 by kesfire
keep it turned on - HalfFizzbin - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Derek’s had a rough life up until this point. He’s beginning to learn perspective, and in the scheme of things, being a temporary woman is pretty minor.
girl!derek  genderswap  established-relationship  derek/stiles  teenwolf 
january 2013 by kesfire
Impossibly Delightful Flesh - Chapter 1 - Sadbhyl - Buffy the Vampire Slayer [Archive of Our Own]
In which the Scoobies have a small accident that leads to some major changes in their lives and has them questioning the deeper issues of sexuality, gender, and the heart.

Set early Season 5, shortly after Family but before Shadow.
established-relationship  first-time  transformation  genderswap  buffy/spike  willow/tara  xander/anya  btvs 
august 2012 by kesfire
i once knew a woman from boobville - Fic: Interesting Times (Supernatural)
Dean doesn't even think about the curse until the next morning, and by then it's too late.
gen  quantum!mirror  genderswap  author:apocalypsos  spn 
july 2012 by kesfire
No Ordinary Love - Chapter 1 - 51stCenturyFox - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Thanks to a magical spell by invading aliens from another realm, Tony Stark becomes a woman...for three months.

Obviously there's no way he's not going to take his new body for a test drive. And who better to help him with it that our very own Captain America, Steve Rogers, the straighter-than-a-ruler guy he's been falling in love with totally against his will and who's finally noticing him now...
transformation  first-time  genderswap  steve/tony  avengers 
june 2012 by kesfire
A Female Thing by TMar
As soon as he woke up, John Sheppard knew that something was very wrong. For one thing, he couldn't move. For another, he was no longer on M8A-144. He tried to remember what had happened, but all he remembered was a white light and then a lot of pain. It had felt somewhat like going through an Asgard transporter, only painful.

As he slowly opened his eyes, John realised he was back in Atlantis. That at least was reassuring. He tried to move again, but couldn't. "Colonel, don't try to move," came Carson's voice. "We have you strapped down."
girl!john  genderswap  kidfic  humor  genderswap  mckay/sheppard  sga 
april 2012 by kesfire
emerald_embers | Not Exactly Mystique (Stargate Atlantis, John/Rodney, NC17)
In which John likes shiny new things, especially if they're bouncy and attached to Rodney's chest.
short  genderswap  girl!rodney  established-relationship  mckay/sheppard  sga 
april 2012 by kesfire
Some Assembly Required - valtyr - Marvel Adventures - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Tony Stark is trying to set up a new superhero team when he's given a sex change, courtesy of Victor von Doom. He copes with that about as well as you'd expect.
undercover  long  girl!tony  genderswap  au  ironman  avengers  steve/tony 
february 2012 by kesfire
libraryofsol: Fic: Slow Down Dance
Dean is normally a huge fan of boobs.

The angel he's currently having sex with being a dude notwithstanding. He's usually all about the boobs.
supernatural  dean/castiel  genderswap  short 
october 2011 by kesfire
land of sharp pointy things - Fic: "On the Lesser-Known Hazards of Piracy," PotC, NC-17
If there was one thing Jack Sparrow felt he ought to have learned from bitter experience, it was not to get drunk with strangers who were trying to sell you strange objects they claimed had mystical powers. It was never as much fun as all that to wake up broke, hung over, and the proud possessor of a charm against drowning that proved to consist of someone's toenails. (Granted he hadn't drowned yet, but he'd had his own toenails already attached to his feet, at no charge.)
potc  bodyswap  genderswap  sparrow/norrington  sparrow/turner  swann/turner  swann/norrington  delicious-export  genderfuck 
may 2011 by kesfire
Lady of the Masque by chivalric
On Halloween, anything is possible. Funny things. Cruel things. Dangerous things. Ridiculous things. These things become mandatory during the night when the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is thin, when ghosts wander earth and one's mind becomes susceptible for the most interesting ideas. Endless possibilities; for one night, one could do everything one liked.
hp  snape/hermione  first-time  hogwarts  genderswap  transformation  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
june 2010 by kesfire
H. s. s. vialacteanus
"Honestly, sir," Lorne said, "[...] most of us were here when you turned into a bug. This is pretty small potatoes."
sga  gen  genderswap  humor  teamfic  delicious-export  genderfuck 
june 2010 by kesfire
From Both Sides Now
A very lemony interlude between Severus and Hermione from the "Backwards and in High Heels"/"What to Expect When Your Husband's Expecting" universe, in which they take maximum advantage of being Polyjuiced to resemble one another for the day. Takes place in between the two previous installments.
hp  snape/hermione  established-relationship  bodyswap  genderswap  sequel  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
may 2010 by kesfire
"So on a scale of one to ten," John says casually, "I'd rate this one at about a six."
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  genderswap  author:rageprufrock  quantum!mirror  delicious-export  genderfuck 
may 2010 by kesfire
The Fire and the Rose
Part 1 - Another Potions Accident

... the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we started
and know the place for the first time.

There is a sequel
hp  snape/hermione  long  bodyswap  genderswap  student!hermione  virgin  masturbation  potionaccident  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
april 2010 by kesfire
Breaking the Mold Part
“Sheppard and Keller have swapped bodies! Carson, you have to do something! I can’t live like this, I’m gonna have to start taking orders from Keller and… Oh, god! That’s my girlfriend!” Rodney pointed to John’s body. He looked frozen in shock. It hurt. Just a little. Not that John was going to admit it.
sga  mckay/sheppard  girl!john  genderswap  mckay/keller  delicious-export  genderfuck 
april 2010 by kesfire
There Is No Reason Why
Zelenka was as hysterical as a man could be without actually making any sounds, and John was not freaking out. He absolutely wasn’t.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  jealousy  genderswap  mckay/ofc  author:skoosiepants  delicious-export  genderfuck 
february 2010 by kesfire
The More Things Change
"Yes?" Rodney asks. His eyes are bright, almost fever-glazed, his cheeks as red as John's flushed chest, and he looks happy. "Five?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  bottom!john  genderswap  het  girl!john  author:ladycat777  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Hugging the Curve
"Hands off my sister, you pervert," says Rodney, but his heart's not in it.

A/N: [info]rogue_planet asked for "what happened next" for Straight as a Circle. This could definitely be expanded into a longer fic, and maybe it will be!
sga  mckay/sheppard  established-relationship  genderswap  sequel  bodyswap  jeannie  author:toomuchplor  short  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Contraflow by Lobelia
My name is Laura Cadman. I am a lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps, stationed at the intergalactic base of Atlantis and currently, I am trapped inside the body of Dr Rodney McKay
sga  mckay/cadman  mckay/brown  mckay/zelenka  bodyswap  genderswap  het  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Seven Hours and Fifteen Days
It's Wednesday, John thinks; or maybe it's Tuesday, or maybe it's summer. John isn't sure that it matters; he isn't sure of the last time he slept or ate, either, but he is pretty sure that he's going to die before anybody gets the chance to ask him what day it is.
sga  mckay/sheppard  het  au  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Like a Beggar for Its Touch
His relationship with Meredith- if he can even call it that, which he apparently can't- is driving him completely insane.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  jealousy  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Get Down and Crawl
They end up dropping into a comfortable sort of thing, not-quite-friends with possibly a little more than benefits. It's possibly a little immature, being that both of them are pushing forty, but it works.

Sort of.

And even if he wanted it to, anything serious would never work out between them. John knows this because Meredith told him so. At least, he's pretty sure that's what she said; she's developed this disturbing habit of telling him really important things while she's got his dick in her mouth.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  het  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Fever High
It's the damnedest thing.

Dr. Meredith McKay, PhD, PhD, MEng, CSO, HBIC, RCMP, SPCA, ETC, isn't John's type.

And John wants to fuck the shit out of her.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  het  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Penis Envy, And Other Things Meredith McKay Doesn't Actually Have
Meredith McKay gets turned into a man. John Sheppard has a sexual identity crisis. Hijinks ensue.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  transformation  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
Bright To See
Slowly, carefully, John fishes out a sinuous set of black straps, all twisted together, and holds it up between them and just stares at it. Eventually, he shakes it back and forth, midair.
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!rodney  pegging  series:married!verse  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
Avid Attention
“Just – try to behave,” General Landry says. “And not kill anyone.”
sga  jealousy  genderswap  marriage  girl!rodney  mckay/sheppard  series:married!verse  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
M(eredith+1) Theory
“You don't have a Dr. McKay?” he demanded, trying to keep his voice steady and trying not to imagine any one of the terrible things that must have happened for him to not be here. Radek gave him a curious look. “No, we do. But who are you?”
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  humor  aliensmadethemdoit  genderswap  girl!rodney  kidfic  author:lallybroch  delicious-export  genderfuck 
september 2009 by kesfire
"Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!john  girl!ronon  guy!teyla  rec:cypriangadigan  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
"She's Taller Than Most"
“You’re… kinda the same,” Elizabeth said, grinning when John threw a scowl in her direction. He was still tall and lean, with tousled brown hair and green eyes but just… a girl. “If you had a sister…”
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!john  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
always should be someone you really love
John wakes up in someone else’s body.

He pushes his way up to awareness, struggles to come out of it, to assert control – god knows who else is in here with him – and manages to open his eyes and wrench his body into a sitting position. His vision immediately blurs, his stomach heaves, and he turns his head just in time to vomit on the floor instead of his own lap.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  long  genderswap  girl!rodney  girl!john  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny
"I thought—if—is this okay?" Rodney said, low and urgent, at the door, while John stared over his shoulder at Ronon lying naked and golden in the bed behind him. "Only if you want—I just thought, you—"
sga  mckay/sheppard/dex  genderswap  girl!john  threesome  series:skirt  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Skirting the Issue
"Want to go fuck?" Ronon asked, biting off a piece of his roll.

"…what?" John asked, managing, but only just, not to choke on his muffin.

Ronon shrugged. "I don’t know. You look kind of pissed off. Might take the edge off."
sga  genderswap  het  girl!john  sheppard/dex  series:skirt  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Pretty Good Girl
Rodney motioned to the tall, dark-haired one on the end. His long legs looked appealing in the fishnets, and his dark red lipstick set off his eyes nicely. They sparkled in a mischievous, uncalculated sort of way. And the way he filled out a black leather miniskirt had him half-hard already.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  genderswap  crossdressing  hookerfic  delicious-export  genderfuck  hooker 
july 2009 by kesfire
This was a really stupid idea, this was totally fucking insane, even by his standards; he was standing in a hotel bathroom (room rented in Rodney’s name, one in John’s name next door with carefully messed up sheets and an empty suitcase) in fucking Toronto looking at himself in the mirror, his mascara-edged eyes screaming back abort abort abort.
sga  mckay/sheppard  earthside  genderswap  dadt  established-relationship  crossdressing  sequel  Series:SecondSkin  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Second Skin
As John rounded the corner of the long wooden table, swaying with the tray of drinks, a clammy hand slapped the back of his thigh and slid down to the crease of his knee, leaving a damp stain on John’s bare skin, and for a brief instant John thought of the long, slow peel of a knife. His thighs were slick with sweat and beginning to chafe where they were forced together, and his jaw hurt from clenching it so tightly shut.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  Series:SecondSkin  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Stand-In by lamardeuse
There was a beat too much silence, and John mentally kicked himself for letting his own frustrations bleed through into his conversations with Rodney. The guy had his own headaches to deal with; he didn’t need to hear John bitching across the state line. “Look, I – ”

“No, you’re right,” Rodney interrupted, his voice high and brittle, the way that it got when he was really hurt about something instead of just complaining to hear himself complain. “We don’t do that. I’m sorry.”

“Hey,” John said, “it’s just been a rotten fucking day. Can I call you later, when I get home?”

“I won’t be – I’m not going home. I have a – a date.”
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  earthside  transformation  genderswap  ancienttech  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
"We could never sully the womb of Mother Lightning with the presence of a male!" the Matrissima -- yes, seriously, Matrissima -- explained to Teyla. "Man's proper sphere is stone, metal, hide, meat, warfare, and the bodies of the dead. That which quickens is the province of woman."
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  transformation  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire

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