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Stronger - velocitygrass - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
John lets his body drop down in frustration. Of course it's only in this body that Rodney wants him.
Sga  McKay/Sheppard  genderfuck  author:velocitygrass 
april 2018 by kesfire
Graded on the Sanctity of Patience - BlackEyedGirl - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]
Avengers  Clint/Coulson  genderfuck  pegging  fem!coulson  non-con 
april 2018 by kesfire
land of sharp pointy things - Fic: "On the Lesser-Known Hazards of Piracy," PotC, NC-17
If there was one thing Jack Sparrow felt he ought to have learned from bitter experience, it was not to get drunk with strangers who were trying to sell you strange objects they claimed had mystical powers. It was never as much fun as all that to wake up broke, hung over, and the proud possessor of a charm against drowning that proved to consist of someone's toenails. (Granted he hadn't drowned yet, but he'd had his own toenails already attached to his feet, at no charge.)
potc  bodyswap  genderswap  sparrow/norrington  sparrow/turner  swann/turner  swann/norrington  delicious-export  genderfuck 
may 2011 by kesfire
Lady of the Masque by chivalric
On Halloween, anything is possible. Funny things. Cruel things. Dangerous things. Ridiculous things. These things become mandatory during the night when the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is thin, when ghosts wander earth and one's mind becomes susceptible for the most interesting ideas. Endless possibilities; for one night, one could do everything one liked.
hp  snape/hermione  first-time  hogwarts  genderswap  transformation  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
june 2010 by kesfire
H. s. s. vialacteanus
"Honestly, sir," Lorne said, "[...] most of us were here when you turned into a bug. This is pretty small potatoes."
sga  gen  genderswap  humor  teamfic  delicious-export  genderfuck 
june 2010 by kesfire
From Both Sides Now
A very lemony interlude between Severus and Hermione from the "Backwards and in High Heels"/"What to Expect When Your Husband's Expecting" universe, in which they take maximum advantage of being Polyjuiced to resemble one another for the day. Takes place in between the two previous installments.
hp  snape/hermione  established-relationship  bodyswap  genderswap  sequel  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
may 2010 by kesfire
Normalize
"So on a scale of one to ten," John says casually, "I'd rate this one at about a six."
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  genderswap  author:rageprufrock  quantum!mirror  delicious-export  genderfuck 
may 2010 by kesfire
The Fire and the Rose
Part 1 - Another Potions Accident

... the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we started
and know the place for the first time.

There is a sequel
hp  snape/hermione  long  bodyswap  genderswap  student!hermione  virgin  masturbation  potionaccident  delicious-export  genderfuck  harrypotter 
april 2010 by kesfire
Breaking the Mold Part
“Sheppard and Keller have swapped bodies! Carson, you have to do something! I can’t live like this, I’m gonna have to start taking orders from Keller and… Oh, god! That’s my girlfriend!” Rodney pointed to John’s body. He looked frozen in shock. It hurt. Just a little. Not that John was going to admit it.
sga  mckay/sheppard  girl!john  genderswap  mckay/keller  delicious-export  genderfuck 
april 2010 by kesfire
There Is No Reason Why
Zelenka was as hysterical as a man could be without actually making any sounds, and John was not freaking out. He absolutely wasn’t.
sga  mckay/sheppard  humor  jealousy  genderswap  mckay/ofc  author:skoosiepants  delicious-export  genderfuck 
february 2010 by kesfire
The More Things Change
"Yes?" Rodney asks. His eyes are bright, almost fever-glazed, his cheeks as red as John's flushed chest, and he looks happy. "Five?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  bottom!john  genderswap  het  girl!john  author:ladycat777  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Hugging the Curve
"Hands off my sister, you pervert," says Rodney, but his heart's not in it.

A/N: [info]rogue_planet asked for "what happened next" for Straight as a Circle. This could definitely be expanded into a longer fic, and maybe it will be!
sga  mckay/sheppard  established-relationship  genderswap  sequel  bodyswap  jeannie  author:toomuchplor  short  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Contraflow by Lobelia
My name is Laura Cadman. I am a lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps, stationed at the intergalactic base of Atlantis and currently, I am trapped inside the body of Dr Rodney McKay
sga  mckay/cadman  mckay/brown  mckay/zelenka  bodyswap  genderswap  het  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Seven Hours and Fifteen Days
It's Wednesday, John thinks; or maybe it's Tuesday, or maybe it's summer. John isn't sure that it matters; he isn't sure of the last time he slept or ate, either, but he is pretty sure that he's going to die before anybody gets the chance to ask him what day it is.
sga  mckay/sheppard  het  au  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Like a Beggar for Its Touch
His relationship with Meredith- if he can even call it that, which he apparently can't- is driving him completely insane.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  jealousy  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Get Down and Crawl
They end up dropping into a comfortable sort of thing, not-quite-friends with possibly a little more than benefits. It's possibly a little immature, being that both of them are pushing forty, but it works.

Sort of.

And even if he wanted it to, anything serious would never work out between them. John knows this because Meredith told him so. At least, he's pretty sure that's what she said; she's developed this disturbing habit of telling him really important things while she's got his dick in her mouth.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  het  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Fever High
It's the damnedest thing.

Dr. Meredith McKay, PhD, PhD, MEng, CSO, HBIC, RCMP, SPCA, ETC, isn't John's type.

And John wants to fuck the shit out of her.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  het  genderswap  girl!rodney  series:feverhigh  author:sabinelagrande  delicious-export  genderfuck 
january 2010 by kesfire
Penis Envy, And Other Things Meredith McKay Doesn't Actually Have
Meredith McKay gets turned into a man. John Sheppard has a sexual identity crisis. Hijinks ensue.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  transformation  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
Bright To See
Slowly, carefully, John fishes out a sinuous set of black straps, all twisted together, and holds it up between them and just stares at it. Eventually, he shakes it back and forth, midair.
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!rodney  pegging  series:married!verse  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
Avid Attention
“Just – try to behave,” General Landry says. “And not kill anyone.”
sga  jealousy  genderswap  marriage  girl!rodney  mckay/sheppard  series:married!verse  delicious-export  genderfuck 
october 2009 by kesfire
M(eredith+1) Theory
“You don't have a Dr. McKay?” he demanded, trying to keep his voice steady and trying not to imagine any one of the terrible things that must have happened for him to not be here. Radek gave him a curious look. “No, we do. But who are you?”
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  humor  aliensmadethemdoit  genderswap  girl!rodney  kidfic  author:lallybroch  delicious-export  genderfuck 
september 2009 by kesfire
Ardhanarishvara
"Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!john  girl!ronon  guy!teyla  rec:cypriangadigan  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
"She's Taller Than Most"
“You’re… kinda the same,” Elizabeth said, grinning when John threw a scowl in her direction. He was still tall and lean, with tousled brown hair and green eyes but just… a girl. “If you had a sister…”
sga  mckay/sheppard  genderswap  girl!john  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
always should be someone you really love
John wakes up in someone else’s body.

He pushes his way up to awareness, struggles to come out of it, to assert control – god knows who else is in here with him – and manages to open his eyes and wrench his body into a sitting position. His vision immediately blurs, his stomach heaves, and he turns his head just in time to vomit on the floor instead of his own lap.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  long  genderswap  girl!rodney  girl!john  delicious-export  genderfuck 
august 2009 by kesfire
But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny
"I thought—if—is this okay?" Rodney said, low and urgent, at the door, while John stared over his shoulder at Ronon lying naked and golden in the bed behind him. "Only if you want—I just thought, you—"
sga  mckay/sheppard/dex  genderswap  girl!john  threesome  series:skirt  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Skirting the Issue
"Want to go fuck?" Ronon asked, biting off a piece of his roll.

"…what?" John asked, managing, but only just, not to choke on his muffin.

Ronon shrugged. "I don’t know. You look kind of pissed off. Might take the edge off."
sga  genderswap  het  girl!john  sheppard/dex  series:skirt  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Pretty Good Girl
Rodney motioned to the tall, dark-haired one on the end. His long legs looked appealing in the fishnets, and his dark red lipstick set off his eyes nicely. They sparkled in a mischievous, uncalculated sort of way. And the way he filled out a black leather miniskirt had him half-hard already.
sga  mckay/sheppard  au  genderswap  crossdressing  hookerfic  delicious-export  genderfuck  hooker 
july 2009 by kesfire
Skintight
This was a really stupid idea, this was totally fucking insane, even by his standards; he was standing in a hotel bathroom (room rented in Rodney’s name, one in John’s name next door with carefully messed up sheets and an empty suitcase) in fucking Toronto looking at himself in the mirror, his mascara-edged eyes screaming back abort abort abort.
sga  mckay/sheppard  earthside  genderswap  dadt  established-relationship  crossdressing  sequel  Series:SecondSkin  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Second Skin
As John rounded the corner of the long wooden table, swaying with the tray of drinks, a clammy hand slapped the back of his thigh and slid down to the crease of his knee, leaving a damp stain on John’s bare skin, and for a brief instant John thought of the long, slow peel of a knife. His thighs were slick with sweat and beginning to chafe where they were forced together, and his jaw hurt from clenching it so tightly shut.
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  Series:SecondSkin  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Stand-In by lamardeuse
There was a beat too much silence, and John mentally kicked himself for letting his own frustrations bleed through into his conversations with Rodney. The guy had his own headaches to deal with; he didn’t need to hear John bitching across the state line. “Look, I – ”

“No, you’re right,” Rodney interrupted, his voice high and brittle, the way that it got when he was really hurt about something instead of just complaining to hear himself complain. “We don’t do that. I’m sorry.”

“Hey,” John said, “it’s just been a rotten fucking day. Can I call you later, when I get home?”

“I won’t be – I’m not going home. I have a – a date.”
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  au  earthside  transformation  genderswap  ancienttech  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire
Girlfriend
"We could never sully the womb of Mother Lightning with the presence of a male!" the Matrissima -- yes, seriously, Matrissima -- explained to Teyla. "Man's proper sphere is stone, metal, hide, meat, warfare, and the bodies of the dead. That which quickens is the province of woman."
sga  mckay/sheppard  first-time  genderswap  transformation  girl!rodney  delicious-export  genderfuck 
july 2009 by kesfire

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