kellyramsey + humor 216
How to Make the Phantom Menace Look Even More Awful (Rob Bricken @ Topless Robot)
february 2012 by kellyramsey
"Hurry up, Qui-Gon! You don't want to be Wesley Snipes in jail!" Do read the comments.
humor
february 2012 by kellyramsey
Romney Derangement Syndrome (Mobutu Sese Seko @ Vice)
january 2012 by kellyramsey
" Romney's claim that his experience at Bain Capital somehow qualified him to run a country's economy has always been a joke. Romney can't make money off America via the Bain model unless he runs for the leader of another country, buys America, fires a large percentage of the American workforce, reneges on American pensions and health plans, then somehow flips America to some dipshit country while he and every other vampire he works with stands around trying to count on their swollen, diabetic white-guy fingers the number of lives they've just destroyed. "
political-parties
humor
epistemic-closure
january 2012 by kellyramsey
Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery (The Onion)
january 2012 by kellyramsey
"I don't want them remembering what I had yesterday - I don't want them to remember me at all"
humor
from twitter
january 2012 by kellyramsey
Raving Lunatic Obviously Took Some Advanced Physics (The Onion)
january 2012 by kellyramsey
" Known throughout the community for his verbal outbursts and his shopping cart full of trash, area street denizen "Cosmic Stan" must have studied advanced physics at some point, sources reported Monday. "
cranks
humor
january 2012 by kellyramsey
Dune sequels, a rage comic retrospective
january 2012 by kellyramsey
@valenshawke Dune sequels, a rage comics retrospective
Dune
humor
january 2012 by kellyramsey
lack2 (Jesus and Mo)
december 2011 by kellyramsey
"What are you boys demonstrating about today?"
religion
humor
december 2011 by kellyramsey
"the nameless dread" OR "the family sarnath" - Google Search
july 2011 by kellyramsey
@substitute Still underused in manifestos
humor
from twitter
july 2011 by kellyramsey
#735; The Useful Double Positive (Wondermark)
june 2011 by kellyramsey
"You are so good at customer service. What's your secret?"
humor
damn-straight
june 2011 by kellyramsey
Life isn't a race (Toothpaste for dinner)
may 2011 by kellyramsey
The professional class: a snapshot
humor
from twitter
may 2011 by kellyramsey
Enter the Mexicans (Wondermark)
april 2011 by kellyramsey
is this some kind of immigration metaphor
humor
april 2011 by kellyramsey
a democrats bargain (Married To The Sea)
april 2011 by kellyramsey
Of wide general interest and possible interpretation. Also contains pigs.
humor
april 2011 by kellyramsey
Research shows anarchists would not last one second in anarchy (@ The Spoof)
april 2011 by kellyramsey
" New research done by Anarchist Research in Social Evolution (ARSE) has exclusively revealed that anarchists would not last if anarchy took over the UK.
" The research commissioned by ARSE showed that, if anarchy did take over the country, the lawlessness and disorder that comes with it would mean that anarchists would be swiftly eradicated. "
anarchism
humor
damn-straight
" The research commissioned by ARSE showed that, if anarchy did take over the country, the lawlessness and disorder that comes with it would mean that anarchists would be swiftly eradicated. "
april 2011 by kellyramsey
Anarchists (@ Cracked)
april 2011 by kellyramsey
" Every so often (once a year or so), a big protest will happen, and an anarchist will throw a rock through a window, drag a newspaper box into the street, or roll a dumpster down a hill at a cop car. The remainder of the year will be spent hyping this event up to be the sign of the coming insurrection. "
anarchism
humor
damn-straight
april 2011 by kellyramsey
"Pedobear" Stars In Convicted Sex Offender's Ad (The Smoking Gun)
march 2011 by kellyramsey
Via @dailyrotten CP Distributor gets unwanted coupon graphic
humor
gaaaah
from twitter
march 2011 by kellyramsey
Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook (The Onion)
february 2011 by kellyramsey
Long live the new flesh!
humor
Cthulhu
february 2011 by kellyramsey
The right floats off to Neverland. No girls allowed! (Michael Lind @ Salon)
february 2011 by kellyramsey
" Here's an idea. Thiel could use his leverage as a donor to combine the Seasteading Institute with the Methuselah Foundation and create a make-believe island where girls aren't allowed to vote and where nobody ever has to grow up. Call it Neverland. It would be easy for libertarian refugees from the United States and the occasional neo-Confederate to find it. Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. "
libertarians
humor
DNR
february 2011 by kellyramsey
The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator
february 2011 by kellyramsey
The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator
humor
february 2011 by kellyramsey
Ronald Reagan's children reject Republican claims over his political legacy (Alex Spillius, Telegraph)
february 2011 by kellyramsey
" Compared to his father, he said that Mr Gingrich would stand "in some dank little basement somewhere or some fantasy world in his own head". "
conservatism
humor
february 2011 by kellyramsey
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010 (The Beast)
january 2011 by kellyramsey
Ohyes it's The Beast's annual 50 Most Loathsome Americans list:
humor
january 2011 by kellyramsey
5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass (Brian Thompson @ Cracked)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
The excised Gospel of Psycho Boy Jesus, or "Which manger is mine? The one that says Bad Motherfucker!"
religion
humor
from twitter
december 2010 by kellyramsey
Procrastihibernation (Wondermark)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
"Mommy? When are we supposed to thaw great-grandpa?"
humor
transhumanism
december 2010 by kellyramsey
Deny (Jesus and Mo)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
"it is an undeniable fact that religious scientists exist"
humor
december 2010 by kellyramsey
The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (Hart Seely, Slate)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
" The poems that follow are the exact words of the defense secretary, as taken from the official transcripts on the Defense Department Web site. "
humor
december 2010 by kellyramsey
In which Marcus gets the Inside Scoop (Wondermark)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
"No! I've got more important plans today! Someone said something mean about me on the internet!"
humor
december 2010 by kellyramsey
What It Means To Be Alive (Buttersafe)
december 2010 by kellyramsey
" Well, according to humans, that tension between having free will while existing in a body that has a will of its own results in a state of being that is indescribably special. "
humor
transhumanism
december 2010 by kellyramsey
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