It's that time of year again: the Oscar nominations are in, and the chatter has begun. Who will fail to beat George Clooney and Meryl Streep this time? In the interests of transparency, we've shopped the posters for this awards season's biggest movies so they're a little more honest about their content. Pretend this is the first time we've done it.

It's difficult being a man, controlling this THING, you don't know what we have to go through. Here are 9 ways guys pee despite the cruelties we must endure.

I don't care if it's old, imma post it anyway, bitch.

"If loving you is ROM, I don't want to read write."

While you were out, Shit got serious.

“Error level analysis (ELA) works by intentionally resaving the image at a known error rate, such as 95%, and then computing the difference between the images. If there is virtually no change, then the cell has reached its local minima for error at that quality level. However, if there is a large amount of change, then the pixels are not at their local minima and are effectively original.”

infection

Two old designers walk into a bar…

Ghost Busters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pops.

xkcd. I should cook more!

Your mother serves more requests than http.

Three of these means of travel won't make you hide your weed in your butthole and videotape you while they touch your nipples.

No, honey, snow is not beautiful. It's been pissed out by rats, it's evaporated from the skin of the dead, flowed down the shit-filled Ganges, and at the end of it all, sucked up into the air and showered down on us. It's the sum of every dirty creature that's ever lived, and you want me to roll around in it, and then you also want me to quit drinking. Well, you can only pick one.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.