‘Punctuation… is governed by a fairly complicated series of rules and conventions, learned for the most part not in the classroom but by encountering and subliminally absorbing them again and again…. You need to read a lot of edited and published prose’

‘Most prose born on the Internet is highly defensive. Everyone is braced for audience attack and opens their posts with four paragraphs explaining why the remaining four paragraphs are worth reading’

But Twits killed it, essentially

How to write like a messager, not a journaler

Writing in single syllables

And that would be what?

‘Dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters’