My friend Jonathan discusses his conversion from Jedi to John Williams

I'm not sure that as a person with a kosher diet that the Baby Jesus would like to be mixed in with the pure pork dry sausage

Chocolate Jesus. Sacrilicious?

"GodTube utilizes Web based technology to connect Christians for the purpose of encouraging and advancing the Gospel worldwide."

"We need highly-skilled designers who have a passion for beautiful, functional web design and a love for the work of the Lord." Yes, but any Lord of my choosing?

and they were originally called "monks"

scarier given the date this was written.

Great examples of extremely secure online ordering

"researchers at the Harvard Medical School and five other U.S. medical centers found, to their bewilderment, that coronary-bypass patients who knew strangers were praying for them fared significantly worse than people who got no prayers."

Nothing is more wrong than TVP in holubtsi.

And, behold, the Lord said unto me, "Freeze ½ pealed banana overnight to use in the morning shake."

be very afraid of the hover