"I find it shocking we'd tell people with metallic testicles on their bumpers that this is a violation," said Sen. Steve Geller, D-Hallandale. "There's got to be better things for us to spend time debating." [via Kottke]

“The way I would put it is, before you have some dip at a party, look around and ask yourself, would I be willing to kiss everyone here? Because you don’t know who might be double dipping, and those who do are sharing their saliva with you.”

The one useful feature of Facebook - aggregating people to statistically mock them. Also, I love that "The Holy Bible" makes you dumber than not reading at all.

Detroit style? Does it shoot you and steal your crack?

This just proves my rule of thumb that most skiers you know are assholes, but every snowboarder you know is

Buy n Large being the makers of Wall E, in Pixar's next yet-to-be released. Be sure to click on the ads on this one, they're spot on.

Where to go to get your dehydrated grapefruit powder

These are ridiculously handy

Do not click this link if you have anything productive to do

Help reshelve books about philosophy and religion (specifically, intelligent design) from the science section to the religion section

Here's the nice thing about science and facts, though: it's still true even if you don't believe it.

"We just needed to scan the issues and align the scans to the data." JUST!

Desktop Tower Defense is one of my favorite video games ever (not web games - games) and these guys are making a good living off of ad revenue.

Ultimately, though, he wants the scientific theory of evolution to square up with his personal religious beliefs, which ain't how science works, Sam, no matter how much you may want it to.

"There are no vegan societies for a simple reason: a vegan diet is not adequate in the long run.... Though it’s not politically correct to say so, all diets are not created equal."

"If you're building a community you have to love what you're doing and be the best member of it." Well put, probably explains why most "communities" built by large companies are so spectacularly bad (guilty).