No points for guessing number 1...

Should be required reading for any college basketball fan about this time of year

"The film 'made plaintiffs the object of ridicule, humiliation, mental anguish and emotional and physical distress, loss of reputation, goodwill and standing in the community,' the lawsuit said." As opposed to being frat boys?

Effing briliant

"Carlos Boozer looks like he may be on the Grant Hill Perpetually-Injured Career Arc, but at least he can still be remembered as the only NBA player whose chest hair showed even when he wore a turtleneck."

Having been on both sides of this coin, this strikes me as both obvious and sort of evil

Kentucky has laundry machines that email you when they're done. When I was in schoo, I always thought that'd be brilliant.