“I think it’s just one of those odd things where something gets picked up and people run with it. But that’s what brilliant about the Internet.”

Rolling Stone's takedown on the monstrosity it helped to create

"Great actors make the craft look easy. In the Paris Hilton comedy The Hottie and the Nottie, acting looks very, very difficult."

Finds all the attention directed at her "creepy" and thinks she may want to be a journalist some day.

I'm no fan of celebrity culture, but I do like this somewhat creative way of making lemonade out of the lemons of being stalked by paparazzi.

Entertainment/celeb/gossip site that sorta looks an LOLcats version of US Weekly. Sorta wishing the links said "KTHXBAI!" instead

Even for a non-lesbian, this is a pretty awesome list.

I sort of love/loathe this idea

He's a fine actor, but I agree that his "abassador to the nation's cool kids" schtick has gotta go

Why do I love this so much ?

With photos!

Guerrilla artist Bansky replaces about 500 Paris Hilton CD's with modified versions but "left the original barcode so people could buy the CD without realising it had been interfered with." Enhanced CD, anyone?

Fitting that he died with his boots on, so to speak

And shamelessly plugs his books!

I can't decide if I love that Kanye did this or find it grossly inappropriate. Which is probably about right.

He's still a great musician, even if he is wacky

...who pointed her to the note on Jackson's official website. That's really the most hilarious bit of news from this whole sordid tale.

So. Funny.

Brilliant

Cuz the rich and pampered deserve to be MORE rich and pampered [via mefi]