Interesting defensive strategy.

My iPhone spends quite a lot of time in pockets. Maybe Apple has a patent on that...

Apple's actions here just reek.

"Enforcing patents isn't a good long-term play: it's the beginning of the end of the creative Apple we both love."

Good job Steve. In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!