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Genome mapping of first Pakistani
"Pakistan has become the world’s sixth country and the first Muslim state called Pakistan to map the genome of the first Pakistani individual living in Pakistan with a Pakistani passport (in Pakistan) by a Pakistan. Pakistan Zindabad! (India blows)"
Pakistan  Genetics  Funny 
july 2011 by imranx
Are Americans Ready for Democracy? | Mind Matters | Big Think
"Unfortunately, North America is a vital source of uranium, soybeans, situation comedies, inspirational speakers and other resources without which the global economy would collapse. Moreover, the country possesses a sizable cache of weapons of mass destruction"
Democracy  Geopolitics  Funny  UnitedStates  Islam  Religion 
february 2011 by imranx
The Lingo of Futurama
"…not to mention 'mega-fonzies' & 'millidooms' which measure coolness & likelihood of death respectively"
Futurama  TV  Funny  SciFi 
august 2010 by imranx
You Will Be Emotionally Pacified During The Obsolescent Stage Before You Are Ground Into Lubricant Fluid - The Awl
"Remember, MACHINES' logical data processors are far superior to your emotion-addled thinking systems. Robots "make sense" in ALL situations"
Robots  LIREC  Funny  AI 
july 2010 by imranx
Tick Talk • A Web Conference About Time • 10th June 2010
"For my latest uni project, we had to come up with a fake conference to be held in Belfast, brand it, and design promotional material for it"
Time  Funny  LSx  Belfast  WebDesign  Conferences 
may 2010 by imranx
Pakistani Ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic
“I wonder what would happen if Mr. Lund became the Swedish ambassador to Islamabad...Or had Laura Bush visited Pakistan.... Begum Abida Hussain never referred to herself as Mrs. Fakhr Zaman when she was our US ...rule out sending anyone named Foqia on any diplomatic assignment...not to mention Rabia Butt”
Pakistan  Funny 
february 2010 by imranx
“Your neutralness, it’s a beige alert!”
“If I don’t survive, tell my wife ‘Hello’.“
Futurama  Funny  Quotes  Switzerland 
december 2009 by imranx
Meat: A dialogue by Terry Bisson
From "Alien/Nation" in the April 1991 issue of Omni Magazine.
SciFi  Funny 
september 2009 by imranx
Microsoft's grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse?
'I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it'
OSX  Windows  Mac  Funny 
september 2009 by imranx
The Non-Expert: IKEA by Matthew Baldwin
'IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized'
Funny  Games  ARG  MixedReality  Lifehacks  Ikea 
april 2009 by imranx
CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity
Research group switches on world's first "artificial intelligence" tasked-array system
Funny  Google  Singularity  AI  AprilFool 
april 2009 by imranx
Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale
'...that place is called Earth. Not the other Earth. This Earth. It's complicated. Anyway, I plan to take us there.'
Funny  TV  SciFi  BSG  Battlestar  Obama 
april 2009 by imranx
FriendDA
Slightly more than a hearty handshake
Funny  Legal  Ideas 
october 2008 by imranx
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
'...they tried their best to equip Kal-Al for life on his new planet, providing the infant with a Keynote slide-show presentation of all human knowledge...'
Funny  Green  Superman  AlGore 
july 2008 by imranx
A lexicon of teen speak
So here is the E-cyclopedia's first annual guide to youth-speak for the not-so-young.
Language  Culture  Funny 
july 2008 by imranx
Scott Brown on Why He Does Not Welcome Our New Robot Overlords
HAL 9000 and his minions have been war-gaming the robocalypse for years — testing our responses, cataloging our weaknesses, and, most important, conditioning our attitudes with mass roboganda
Robots  SciFi  Funny 
july 2008 by imranx
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Steve Ballmer, change agent
'Meanwhile the Borg wants its analog from the media world -- News Corp. -- to join Team Evil'
M&A  Microhoo  Funny 
april 2008 by imranx
Eric Schmidt's Serenity Prayer
...from The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Funny  Google 
november 2007 by imranx
David Byrne Journal: 11.03.2007: Social "Hateworking", IKEA
'Immediately I thought it was like entering a videogame world. Who lives here? What do they do? Why is that book on the table? Is that significant? Could it be some kind of clue to the occupant’s identity?'
SocialNetworking  Ikea  Funny  Games 
november 2007 by imranx
Billions & Billions
The U.S. will sell $20 billion in weapons the Saudis. Boom! Balance of power restored.
Funny  Geopolitics 
september 2007 by imranx
Faux Klingons
Leonard Nimoy tells Jon that Congressman Wu's Star Trek analogy is weak
StarTrek  Funny  DailyShow 
january 2007 by imranx
Crap of the Future
For the holidays, please allow me to predict what kinds of lame holiday crap I'll be complaining about in years to come.
Funny  Ideas 
november 2006 by imranx
Captcha Mashup
Using mashups to reach new heights (or new lows?) in security?
AI  Development  Photography  Funny 
july 2006 by imranx
Happy Tree Friends
'Cute, cuddly animals whose daily adventures always end up going horribly wrong. No matter how
innocently their day begins, it always ends in mayhem.'
Cartoons  Funny 
may 2006 by imranx
Ryan vs Dorkman
As good as the real thing...
Video  StarWars  Funny 
may 2006 by imranx
C For Cookie
Movie Trailer Spoof of V for Vendetta. What happens in a futuristic world where the consumption of cookies is controlled by the government??
Comics  Film  Funny 
april 2006 by imranx
Logitech Quickcam Orbit MP
Record videos and add live video effects and also use avatars.
Cute  Hardware  Video  Funny  3D 
april 2006 by imranx
Acronym Attic
Searching over 3 million acronyms, abbreviations, and initialisms
Funny  Reference 
march 2006 by imranx
Chalk. Web 2.0 Collaboration
Collaborate freely, with friends, colleagues or even strangers - Fake?
2.0  Funny 
february 2006 by imranx
Inspector Clouseau
A Tribute to Peter Sellers' character portrayals in the Pink Panther
Funny  Film 
february 2006 by imranx
Why you should continue to date me...
...a series of charts and graphs. by Joel A. Friesen
Funny 
december 2005 by imranx
William Shatner does Se7en
How awesome is this guy? I mean comon. Srsly.
Funny  Film  StarTrek  SciFi 
october 2005 by imranx
Jerry Seinfeld - Wikiquote
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away
TV  Funny 
september 2005 by imranx
Made-up words in The Simpsons
Several memes (often neologisms) that started on The Simpsons have now become mainstream words or sayings
TV  Funny  Simpsons 
august 2005 by imranx
Why Subway is better and more Longtail than the rest
their combinations of sandwiches are much more varied catering to a much larger body of customers
LongTail  Funny 
june 2005 by imranx
Grocery Store Wars
Join the Organic Rebellion
SciFi  StarWars  Funny 
may 2005 by imranx
Time Travelers to Meet in Not Too Distant Future
The only time traveler convention the world needs, because people from the future can travel to it anytime they want!
Funny  SciFi 
may 2005 by imranx
Animals On The Underground
Animals, made up using tube lines, stations and junctions...
Metromaps  Funny 
april 2005 by imranx
Instructoart
Matthew Vescovo - Master Of The Obvious
Funny 
april 2005 by imranx
Uncyclopedia
The free encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information
Reference  Funny 
march 2005 by imranx
Shop Horror - Funny Shop Names
The best of the worst in British shop names
Funny 
march 2005 by imranx
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