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Scopely jobs
The hottest new consumer web startup in Los Angeles*, Scopely is in stealth mode preparing to disrupt a segment of the social web that is ripe for innovation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
employment  failure  ha  dotcom  brogrammers  no 
14 days ago by ignatz
Cheez-It Chicken | Winner Dinners
"To make Cheez-It Chicken, you’ll need chicken tenders, Cheez-It crackers, butter, and sour cream."
food  failure  no  usa 
6 weeks ago by ignatz
Pink Slime - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
derogatory term for ammoniated boneless lean beef trimmings or similar products, which are considered "unfit for human consumption" until ammonia has been added
food  no  wikipedia  augh  meat 
january 2012 by ignatz
How to Play - Furoticon Wiki
this is the worst possible game "In Furoticon, you play as a well-renowned Owner (Master, Mistress, Mastress, or Dominator) dueling against one or more Owners for dominance over your opponents' harems. Break through their harems with your own and climax your opponents! The last Owner standing is the winner!"
furry  no  cards  wiki  sex  games  via:itrasbiel 
december 2011 by ignatz
Almost Amis | The New York Observer
Martin Amis is moving to our tightly wrapped little enclave! uh
books  failure  brooklyn  literature  no  from ril
april 2011 by ignatz
Alpha Christian Man | Join Our Dedicated Community of Godly Masculine Men
In which Christianity veers close to the rocky shores of the Seduction Community
religion  failure  masculinity  manliness  no 
september 2010 by ignatz
pizzaburger.jpeg (JPEG Image, 622x4939 pixels)
"bacon and cheese stuffed pizza" this is how an empire falls
food  blorf  no  excess  photos 
august 2009 by ignatz
Music Thing: eBay of the day: The MIDI Sword Keytar
Who doesn't love keytars and martial arts, and wish the two things could work together better?
music  design  failure  keytar  weapons  ha  no 
march 2009 by ignatz
Salim Ismail Discusses Singularity University — Open Education
Area rich nerds make a whole curriculum about stuff they think is cool. Actual world ignored. Prizes for everyone, and special hats!
failure  no  christwhatanasshole  education  nerds  singularity 
february 2009 by ignatz
India to launch cow urine as soft drink - Times Online
"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times
via:regine  religion  failure  gaaaah  beverages  softdrinks  no 
february 2009 by ignatz
The Texas-Israeli War: 1999 by Jake Saunders and Howard Waldrop
Rebellious Texans have kidnapped the President of the U.S.A. His future -- and indeed the future of the country -- depends on a band of fearless Israelis whose courage has been tested in other wars.
failure  no  ha  books  sf  texas  novels  israel 
february 2009 by ignatz
GoateeSaver, get a perfect goatee with the adjustable GoateeSaver shaving template
Your goatee is much more than just facial hair, your goatee style helps fashion your identity. We understand its importance to you. That's why we created the GoateeSaver shaving template.
failure  no  hair  shaving  cosmetics  beards  goatees 
january 2009 by ignatz
Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son - The Express-Times | Lehigh Valley PA Newspaper - lehighvalleylive.com
Little JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell cannot have the personalized cakes they want.
failure  no  usa  names  whitepower  pedagogy  hitler 
december 2008 by ignatz
Fray Issue 2: Geek - Stormtroopers in Love by Leah Peterson
Red and Jonny bought their first Stormtrooper helmets on their honeymoon, and haven’t stopped taking photos of themselves in them ever since.
no  geek  starwars  cosplay 
december 2008 by ignatz
emrgnsee.com » Workshops
Soul Cleansing, hoop yoga, Medicine Entheogen Intention, The Sacred Energy eXchange (S.E.X.) Temple, and Spontaneous Yoga Portals. What a rabbit warren of excitement we have going on here!
newage  failure  usa  art  psychology  no 
december 2008 by ignatz
globeandmail.com: Saying CF is a 'white' disease, Carleton students drop Shinerama
Area disease not inclusive enough to warrant charity, says student association. Forehead slap from others heard the world 'round.
politics  failure  disease  charity  no  cysticfibrosis  cf  villainy  gaaaah 
november 2008 by ignatz
SkyMall - Ultra Soft Intentional Hoodies
These are not your ordinary shirts! Why? Research that shows written words on containers of water can influence the water's structure for better or worse depending on the Intent of the word. The human body is over 70% water. We believe that these positive, loving and powerful words will have a profound effect on your entire being. We are so high, so so very high.
no  failure  pseudoscience  commerce  newage  fraud  skymall  gaaaah 
november 2008 by ignatz
LACOSTE - HOLIDAY COLLECTOR EDITION - MICHAEL STIPE
Yes, it's a michael stipe polo shirt. Talk about the passion!
no  music  r.e.m.  failure  marketing  commerce  gaaaah  yeesh  celebrities 
november 2008 by ignatz
He Wrote 200,000 Books (but Computers Did Some of the Work) - New York Times
there is no need to write crappy introductory books now; it's been automated. hurray?
writing  publishing  books  no  via:joshua 
october 2008 by ignatz
WELK FAN FICTION
Do you have any creative fictional or non-fictional stories that include ANYONE from the Lawrence Welk Show...or anyone that has been a part of the Welk legacy? Send them...
lawrencewelk  welk  no  fic  fanfic  fanfiction  failure  yeesh 
october 2008 by ignatz
The Christmas Sweater
Vicious, bigoted demagogue has written an entire book about a Christmas sweater.
glennbeck  no  christmas  xmas  books  yeesh  gaaaah  americafuckyeah 
october 2008 by ignatz
Nepal appoints new living goddess - CNN.com
As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear. (At age 3)
religion  childabuse  childactors  yow  yeesh  cripes  nepal  buddhism  gods  no 
october 2008 by ignatz
The Hamburger Fatty Melt | Serious Eats : Recipes
Let's all use grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun for our burgers, and then die.
recipes  food  cooking  blorf  cheeseburger  hamburger  no 
october 2008 by ignatz
Professional Golf Management - College of Business - Ferris State University
...a program designed for the individual who is interested in a career as a golf professional who serves the amateur golfer.
golf  sports  wtf  no 
september 2008 by ignatz
Godblog Conference :: 2008
godblog! godblog! godblog! "Christian" bloggers "party" in Las Vegas.
religion  no  blogs  churchianity  ha 
july 2008 by ignatz
Wolltraum.de
Inexplicable German mohair clothing, most of which is intended for very itchy fetish purposes.
clothes  sex  no  fetish  itching 
july 2008 by ignatz
My Sweet Jesus doll
Because we needed a realdoll of Our Lord.
tchotchkes  religion  usa  failure  dolls  no  ha  churchianity  christianity 
july 2008 by ignatz
Alferd Packer Grill
Restaurant at the University of Colorado named after a famous cannibal, with theme dishes.
blorf  cannibalism  restaurant  colorado  colorado.edu  food  eating  no 
july 2008 by ignatz
Stuffed Company Home Page
"These are 'sexy' dolls, not to be confused with 'sex' dolls."
furries  no  ha 
june 2008 by ignatz
Flash Dare! ® Sportswear
why you show your butt with special pants? why?
clothing  jeans  pants  fashion  ass  sex  failure  usa  fetish  via:mendel  no 
may 2008 by ignatz
Clay Shirky on how TV sitcoms are analogous to gin
Television isn't gin, nerds shouldn't be allowed to use analogies without supervision, and people who did a thing with a computer once are not universal experts. SHUT UP.
internet  pundit  failure  television  tv  alcohol  gin  history  analogies  hardware  culture  no  shutup  solarlander 
may 2008 by ignatz
wetnelly.com Babbys Yead
...usually eaten with chips, peas and gravy, or with chips and pea wet.
food  no  england  babbys  blorf 
may 2008 by ignatz
Lexus Magazine: Lifestyle: In the Belly of the Beast: The Art of Collaboration
Lifestyle marketing hell as well-known writers shill for Lexus. Et tu, Jane Smiley?
literature  advertising  failure  lexus  sellout  writing  no  gaaaah 
april 2008 by ignatz
Tribune innovation chief's e-mail to employees
Dr. Bronner snorts an 8-ball and sends his fevered dreams to the entire LA Times.
journalism  latimes  newspapers  failure  cocaine  boosters  no  boomers 
march 2008 by ignatz
The Concrete Tomb of Hradzka - books to make my flist's heads explode: John Ringo
"he's committed the literary equivalent of charging money for folks to watch him roll naked in a pile of dead and smelly fish..."
trainwreck  fiction  no  augh  cripes  yeesh  johnringo  sex  psychosis 
march 2008 by ignatz
http://masculinists.org/updates/030708.html
something something "masculinist" something something Pitzer College. Heterosexual males, rise against the thingy!
wtf  gender  pitzer  masculinist  failure  americafuckyeah  no 
march 2008 by ignatz
Prosty the Spokesgland
THE LOVABLE CARTOON PROSTATE GLAND WILL NOW SING TO YOU
health  medicine  cancer  advertising  wtf  prostate  cartoons  prosty  no 
february 2008 by ignatz
Meet the Fource
Microsoft's cute little "japanese style" action figures for their developer products. Blark.
microsoft  no  advertising  marketing  failure  orientalism  yeesh 
february 2008 by ignatz
Echo Lake Foods: Precooked Fried Eggs
Our IQF head [sic] and serve egg products are perfect for various applications such as "Quick Service" feeding, buffets, component manufacturing, sandwich building, industrial catering and mass institutional feeding.
food  blorf  eggs  no  factoryfood 
january 2008 by ignatz
US To Study Bizarre Medical Condition
They're giving Kaiser $338K to study this. No, really.
morgellons  wtf  cdc  psychoceramics  no 
january 2008 by ignatz
Who wears the pants? - Opinion
"Modesty is essential to feminine virtue, and the lack thereof implies a state of whorification... The androgynous masculinization of the modern woman...has led to the slow whorification of ladyhood."
via:ethan_t_hein  wtf  politics  gender  no  usa  culture 
january 2008 by ignatz
Hal Lindsey Oracle Cartoons - Gallery of John Rule cartoons - OneImage Graphic Design
Welcome to the worst fucking political cartoons in the fucking history of the goddamned fucking world
via:maciej  politics  no  cartoons  outsider  psychoceramics  usa  religion  augh  yeesh 
january 2008 by ignatz
Powder Blue Report: Costa Mesa Mayor Allan Mansoor Endorses Ron Paul
Costa Mesa's nationally known bigot mayor supports lunatic presidential candidate.
costamesa  orangecounty  no  bigotry  allanmansoor  ronpaul  immigration  race 
december 2007 by ignatz
Last orders for Guinness? (BBC)
Stout orders down and they're producing some abomination called "Red" now
drink  news  ireland  alcohol  beer  business  failure  gaaaah  Guinness  marketing  commerce  villainy  no 
november 2007 by ignatz
The Insanity of Roy Shildt
capsule account of Mr. Schildt's 23 years of Missile Command supremacy and/or madness
videogames  missilecommand  royshildt  no  mrawesome  failure  usa 
october 2007 by ignatz
YouTube - Mr Awesome!
Life, love, fame, and sex advice from the Missile Command legend.
ha  celebrity  culture  no  videogames  sex  failure  mrawesome  via:maciej 
october 2007 by ignatz
Chicka Latte Beautiful Coffee | Welcome!
it's like hooters for coffee. right? RIGHT?
food  coffee  sex  hooters  no  commerce  doh 
october 2007 by ignatz
Poll: Which of these is the worst cover captured on video?
a fine selection of excellent covers of pop music on video. aiiigh
buzznet  music  covers  no  video  outsidermusic 
october 2007 by ignatz
Airline Sacrifices Goats to Fix Technical Snag
Actual sacrifice of actual goats to fix actual technical problem. Go NAC!
goats  animalsacrifice  technology  engineering  failure  nepal  religion  no  ha 
september 2007 by ignatz
Online Lingo
Be sure to understand all the "lingo" of the "internet" to protect your "children."
ha  no  slang  internet  children  usa  failure  onlinepredators  panic 
september 2007 by ignatz
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