"It had bugs in it and had been wet on the bottom and so forth," Sheriff Tommy Boswell told an Albama paper.

wacky spiritual warfare groups are trying to take over the government. also, they're wacky.

Area churchy people actually pray before golden bull. Lightning bolt ETA not known.

Third one down is the best. "He kissed my baby but he bit it," etc.

Dystopian view of the future after Obama's election. Alarmist, yet illiterate. "As a result, pornographic magazines are now openly displayed in gas stations, grocery stores, and newsstands..."

Area evangelicals believe Kenyan witchcraft is being used to attack the Republican candidates. Daily. At 3 am.

pal·in (pāl’ĭn) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

2:35 "thank you satan" (praising him for about 30 seconds)and throughout the audio you can here multiple voices saying it as well.

"It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week." A very bad vacation with John McCain.

generates palin interview answers on demand!

"Now comes word that Anonymous, the fun-loving Internet trouble-makers based loosely around the message board 4Chan, gained access to another Palin email account: gov.palin@yahoo.com." Funny whether it's true or not.

Protestors preemptively arrested in Minneapolis. See handcuffed lawyer for extra fun.

photos of staffers taken inside Tran’s headquarters included reputed members of the KPC and Santa Nita gangs, with nicknames such as "Dopey," "Cartoon," and "Kiki," according to law enforcement officials.

off we go, into a white male blunder

The New Republic slams the good Doctor to the pavement

Let's all rise for Ron Paul, President of Warcraft.

best possible headline for story about ron paul blimp

huckabee, the rapist's friend

The Ron Paul spam traced to Ukrainian botnets

Mike Carona's connection to Rudy. It just gets better.

And what Ron Paul, his hour come round at last...

Ron Paul Blimp! Ron Paul Blimp! Ron Paul Blimp!

"There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances." I agree, and I support this man's candidacy.