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Yeah, there's a hall of fame. Oddly enough I don't see Jesus in there.

Waiting For Guffman meets The Office meets every Christian music ministry ever.

Onward, Christian soldiers! As Rev. James Dobson steps down as the once-influential crank chairman of the conservative Focus on the Family, he is being replaced by Ret. Airforce Lt. Gen. Patrick P. Caruana, a recently retired Vice President for Northrop Grumman Space Technology who's a real life Dr Strangelove.

"Joe six-pack has a sense something is happening," Pastor Hitchcock said at the prophecy meeting. "You don't have to be politically astute."

The Bible contains a foreword by Archbishop Desmond Tutu, essays from theologians and a "Green Subject Index" that organizes verses by topic, including air, dust and pollution... "But others fear the new Bible, which has been endorsed by secular groups such as the Sierra Club and the Humane Society, will mislead Christians."

suicide prevention via rick warren and creationism. yeah.

"And now we know that we're watching a faithful adaptation of Left Behind. Less than two minutes in and the director has already lost track of whether it's night or day."

wacky spiritual warfare groups are trying to take over the government. also, they're wacky.

Area churchy people actually pray before golden bull. Lightning bolt ETA not known.

On average, white evangelical Protestants make their “sexual début”—to use the festive term of social-science researchers—shortly after turning sixteen.

Because the Boy Scouts are suspect, the Assemblies of God bring us the Royal Rangers.

Dystopian view of the future after Obama's election. Alarmist, yet illiterate. "As a result, pornographic magazines are now openly displayed in gas stations, grocery stores, and newsstands..."

the latest on the Third Wave Christian Magick Nuts and their attempt to change everything with D&D techniques

godblog! godblog! godblog! "Christian" bloggers "party" in Las Vegas.

send email from beyond the Rapture to the lamers who got Left Behind!

Over the top faith healer claims to have raised the dead, caused glass eye to see, etc

Because we needed a realdoll of Our Lord.

the pants that say: no sex for me!

archive of defunct, bitter site about the things religious nuts say

It's a Gospel EBlast. There are mp3 links to their "raving clients" and I'm a little afraid...

gallery of photos from a "creation museum." oh dear.

Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotion

GABBA GABBA HOO! JESUS!

group blog for people who grew up in evangelical Christian subculture

Free e-cards you can send to your wife when you jerk it on the road. What

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New Rocky film marketed to evangelical Christians. Start the reactor.

Unfortunate Polish exchange student gets dumped into the Flanders family

Garrett County Press asked favorite artists to "color in" The Pat Robertson and Friends Coloring Book.

GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH JESUS

If you take off the holy pants, the Devil will wank you in your sleep.

Religious plushies.

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