Title: The Kiss and the Nicotine<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Disclaimer: Hot, dirty lies.<br />
Summary: You know what's hotter than Shatner reading on the couch with a cigarette? Nothing, that's what. NOTHING. ~2400 words. Not beta-read.

Title: Any Way You Want Me
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: This part, maybe PG-13
Notes: Okay. So, I've been meaning to write a 50s AU for absolutely ever. I started this, and then decided I really wasn't sure about it, and after playing with it for weeks, I think I need to post it and see whether anyone actually would be interested in reading more, before I struggle on into more complex territory. THIS IS A WIP. Title from the Elvis song, which I listened to too many times while writing this.
Warnings: God, where do I start? Cliche. Excessive use of period slang. First person voice with Holden Caulfield syndrome. Obsession with fast cars. General ridiculousness.
Summary: America in the 50s: the best of times, the worst of times. Add Bill, Len, De, a car and a secret. De wants to know what's going on.
Disclaimer: Obviously never happened!

Title: Friday Night, Late
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: liiiiiiiiiies!
Summary: Leonard arrives at Bill's apartment, rained on. They have sex. Wow, what a plot.

Fic: Any Way You Want Me: Inset - Soldier Song (R)
Title: Soldier Song (inset for Any Way You Want Me)
Rating: R (more for language than anything else)
Pairing: Shatnoy
Summary: 1957, and Billy and Len are in the army. Snapshot.
Disclaimer: Completely made up by me.
Notes: For [info]coeurdesoleil, who won my [info]help_haiti auction. She gave me fairly free rein with what I wanted to write for her, but she did suggest that more Any Way You Want Me fic would be good, as might something about libraries, or something about rain. This is, to a certain extent, all three.

Title: The Panel
Fandom: ST RPF
Pairing: (arguably platonic) Pinto and Shatnoy
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~3500
Summary: Chris and Zach and Bill and Leonard do a panel at a convention; ridiculousness ensues; mostly an exercise in banter. [info]obstinatrix is somehow to blame!

Title: Consider Her Ways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shatnoy (girl!Bill/Leonard, girl!Bill/girl!Leonard, other genderfuckery)
Summary/Notes: Backstory is needed for this, I'm afraid. I'm oddly fond of this weirdness, so I'm posting it here, but I wrote it for an RPG in which, for reference, Bill and Leonard, along with resurrected!De, were beamed up onto the nu!Enterprise in Leonard's Buick and then de-aged back to their 1966 selves.

...yeah. That's kind of irrelevant to the plot (plot! ha!) of this, but might make more sense of the following summary: The replicator in the actors' quarters is having some interesting malfunctions. See pairing. :)
Further Notes/Warnings: This utter crack was requested/encouraged by people who shall remain nameless. Please note that it contains het (gasp!) and femslash. I doubt that this is many people's cup of tea, but I was compelled to write it.

Title: Shatner on the Set
Author: Farfalla
Contact: blueberrysnail@yahoo.com
Series: TOS humor
Rating: L, for Ludicrous
Part: 1/1
Archive: Yeah sure spread the luv ;-) but somebody tell me about it first (if it's someone other than the regular ASCEM folks)? ;-D
My K/S website: http://spirk.cosmicduckling.com
Summary: This is fiction. This never happened, as far as I know. But William Shatner can be *so* much fun to pick on! :-D
This was originally posted on the group TOS-up and refers to the Spirky elevator scene in the middle of the episode "And the Children Shall Lead". For those that need a refresher (and this will be funnier if you know the scene), LG has a bunch of subtitled screencaptures on her website: http://www.allyourtrekarebelongto.us/children.html (i think?)

Title: The Magazine
Pairing(s): William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy
Disclaimer: Bill and Len only admit to getting hot and bothered for each other in my mind. Sorry, kids.
Summary: Leonard is at Bill's house looking for his sock when he stumbles upon Bill's hidden stash of K/S fanfic.
Rating: Probably between a PG-13 and a light R.
Warnings/Notes: I have never completed a fanfiction before in my life. This is the first. It hasn't been proofread by anyone other than myself, but I felt this story had to be written. I was inspired by [info]obstinatrix 's comment on this post. Again, this has not been looked over by anyone but me, and I've never written before, so please be easy on me. Oh, and enjoy.

Title: Amok Time
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: R-ish, for language, internalised rage and, uhm, heavy snogging?
Summary: Written in response to this prompt at [info]trek_rpf_kink, which it just so happens, was my own prompt. (Uhm, ooops?) *fails at anonymemes* Ie, TOS-era, Internalised!homophobic!Shatner, who fails at getting why he's so pissed off at Nimoy of all people, because he likes him!
Notes: Also helped (or should that be failed?) along the way by this wiki article on Reaction formation, which I happened upon from their page on homophobia. I may not like Freud in general, but if he suits my purposes, I'll happily use his psychoanalytic theories! I suppose warnings for fail!psychology and overly dramatic writing should apply also. Also not beta-read, if anybody wants to take a whack at it, it'd be muchly appreciated!
Disclaimer: This so didn't happen. We all know this didn't happen. I can't even believe I wrote this happening!

Title: Exploring
Pairing: Shatner/Nimoy
Rating: PG-13
Words: 409
Notes: A sequel of sorts for my last fic in this pairing Something Beautiful. Featuring the wonderful recurring rocks of TOS, because I fangirl them immensely.

IT'S AWESOME AND THEY ARE IN A CAR AND STUFF. Also the first Shatnoy I read, omg. <3