Summary: This is sexual harassment, and Benedict doesn't have to take it.

Summary: Martin couldn't quite remember how they'd gotten here, but at the moment, he honestly didn't care.

Summary: He’d told the bloke from The Guardian that it hadn’t been all single malt and Havanas but there had been that one night…

Summary: Present day fic. It's been years since the filming of Stuart: A Life Backwards, but despite everything, Tom always finds him.

Notes: I don't even know. Written after watching Stuart: A Life Backwards last year. I got a craving for the Heath and incoherent randomness. Oh, and absolutely no one passing by and seeing them? The stuff of fantasy :P

Summary: Leonard's book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.

Summary: "He in no small way just keeps me afloat and happy during the day. We adore each other. In a very platonic-- non-- yeah."

Title: F@ustus.txt
Or: Practical Exercises in Ditching Your Demon, No Matter How Cute He May Look in a Sweatervest
Fandom: Misc. Celebrity RPS
Pairings: Daniel Radcliffe/Zac Efron
Wordcount: 25,500
Rating: R
Warnings: language, disturbing imagery
A/N: For the rpf_big_bang (WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF?!?!) Endless, stupid amounts of appreciation to everyone who listened to me moan like a child about this one. Especially screamlet, zap_rousdar, and oliveoyl for seriously dealing with my shit ON THE DAILY. And to soxdamnxcute, this genuinely could not have been finished without your encouragement and encyclopedic knowledge of almost everything. This one is for you, darling.
Art!: I was incredibly lucky enough to have not one but TWO mixers (shisou_eimin & titians) for this fic, and they have both given me brilliant art/music that I strongly suggest you go listen to. If for no other reason than to thank them for putting up with my insanity!

Summary: Life is about to become a lot more complicated for Michael Gray, Royalty Protection Department now that his prince has gotten himself an international royal affair. Princes must be guarded, secrets must be kept, and sorting out his own love life turns difficult when half of it is in another country.

Artist Comment: This is the first time I've drawn RPS. You'd think it isn't that big of a stretch going from drawing Kirk and Spock to Chris and Zach (and silly me for thinking that too) but it's surprisingly difficult. And then I have to be ambitious and plan for something with five characters and a background. So here I am, barely finishing on time but I'm pretty happy with the result? I hope my attempts with Chris and Zach (and Karl, Zoe and Anton) aren't too disastrous.

Also, best part about drawing this? LOOKING UP REFERENCES FOR ALL THE DESSERTS.

Title: The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea<br />
Author: [info]htebazytook<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Disclaimer: <--<br />
Pairing: Zach/Chris<br />
Author's Notes: Pinto are bored at the Jersey Shore.

Circular
Anoel

Lines in the Sand
Anoel

for Let's Get Gay Married Comment Meme

Title: The Taste of Him<br />
Author: nc_shy_gurl <br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Warnings: Angst, infidelity<br />
Word Count: 2422<br />
Summary: Dom pays Billy a visit and things happen.<br />
Betas: The lovely Helena_Snow from Of Elves and Men and Shelbey from tumblr. Any mistakes left are completely mine.

Title: If Ought But Death Part Thee and Me<br />
Author: nc_shy_gurl <br />
Rating: G<br />
Warnings: Angst<br />
Word Count: 1114<br />
Summary: Dom’s POV of the wedding.<br />
Betas: The lovely Helena_Snow from Of Elves and Men and Shelbey from tumblr. Any mistakes left are completely mine.<br />
A/N: The passage of scripture I used in the vows is taken from Ruth 1:16-17.

Summary: As royal weddings go, Prince William of Wales is left on his own devices to amuse himself. Little does he know that a harmless chat with Prince Carl Philip Bernadotte about zombies and the line of British succession will eventually change both their lives forever.

comment fic

Title: OMIGAWD<br />
Series: Pinto<br />
Rating: PG-13<br />
Length: ~1,000<br />
Warnings: Unnecessary use of caps. Also, unbeta’ed & mistakes are mine.<br />
Summary: Pinto discover Pinto fic and resolve to write Pinto fic.<br />
Disclaimer: Somewhere over the slash rainbow of my mind, it happened. But not in Kansas, unfortunately.<br />
A/N: Well, since I was on vacation when the kink meme went up at [info]ontd_pinto, I missed out on the immediate fun of the thread. But I couldn’t resist filling something anyway!

Title: Mi amore vole fe<br />
Author: [info]htebazytook<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Disclaimer: <--<br />
Pairing: Zach/Chris<br />
Author's Notes: Love needs faith. And apparently a lot of sex along the way.

Title: Like a Frog<br />
Author: [info]htebazytook<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Disclaimer: <--<br />
Warnings: Derogatory words. Essentially non-explicit het.<br />
Pairing: Zach/Chris, Chris/Beau<br />
Author's Notes: This is my twisted version of a songfic. (It's not really a songfic.) In which Chris is addicted to his phone.

Title: World Nutella Day<br />
Author: pippin004<br />
Pairing: Pinto<br />
Rating: R<br />
Word Count: 518<br />
Disclaimer: Holiday's real, events are not.<br />
Author's Note: Part of my "Random Kinky Sex Holiday" series. Also, my triumphant(?) return to Pinto.<br />
Summary: Chris shows Zach the wonders of Nutella. Or is it the other way around?

Title: Make Your Dreams Come True Day<br />
Author: pippin004<br />
Pairing: Pinto<br />
Rating: R<br />
Word Count: 507<br />
Disclaimer: This story isn't real. The holiday is.<br />
Author's Note: Sequel to National Whipped Cream Day. Though it could be read alone. Sorry it's a day late.<br />
Summary: It's Chris' turn for a random sex kink holiday blow job.

Title: National Whipped Cream Day<br />
Author: pippin004<br />
Pairing: Pinto<br />
Rating: R<br />
Word Count: 441<br />
Warning: misuse of whipped cream<br />
Disclaimer: I totally made this up.<br />
Author's Note: An anon on tumblr asked me to tell a naughty story. So I wrote this.<br />
Summary: PWP in honor of National Whipped Cream Day.

Pinto is an equal opportunity staring competition.<br />
I was discussing Chris staring at Zach during interviews with [info]ermer00. and said that I would post this. A couple of weeks ago I had an anon on Tumblr tell me that they thought Zach did 95% of the staring during interviews, I compiled gifs and caps to prove that's not entirely true.

Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 1/3<br />
Author: [info]the_deep_magic<br />
Pairing: Pinto<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Word Count: 21,712<br />
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?<br />
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction. All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman<br />
Summary: High school drama club AU. Karl just rolled his eyes. “Look, Zach’s my best friend, but he needs to learn how to deal with not getting the lead for once.”<br />
A/N: Written for [info]trekrpfexchange Secret Santa for [info]withthepilot. Reposted here with some very minor edits.

Author: Reezoo<br />
Pairing: Platonic Pinto and Shatnoy<br />
Rating: PG-13 (because Chris uses gratuitous F-bombs IRL, silly boy)<br />
Word Count: 5,263<br />
Summary: Bill is finally ready to break bread with Chris. But when Chris starts to panic, can Zach and Leonard calm him down and prevent the day from winding up a total disaster? Peace between the two captains lies in the balance.<br />
Notes: Written for the wonderful rainbowstrlght; I meant this to be a birthday present but it wound up a New Year's present instead, because I am lazy. Inspired by the epic Shatner interview in the NYT and a late night chat idea that would not go away. It takes place in some magical land of make believe, where Zach and Chris managed to both be in California at the same time after Inishmore wrapped. Thanks to vector_nyu as always for reading this over and encouraging me, and for rainbowstrlght for loving it so much, and fixing my typos and helping me craft a summary. <3 you guys! My first ever Pinto.

Title: Love Is Like a Bottle of Gin (But A Bottle of Gin Is Not Like Love)<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Length: 4K <br />
Pairing: Chris/Zach <br />
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths, all.<br />
Warnings: Unbeta'd.<br />
Author's note: Written for [info]the_deep_magic at this year's wonderfully fruitful Trek RPF Exchange as organised by the amazing [info]acacia_123 . Original posting and prompt here. Here, I've tarted it up and faffed around with it a little (a comma here, a word chopped there).

Beautiful list of Pinto awesomeness.

Title: Get No Blame, Feel No Shame<br />
Author: [info]the_deep_magic<br />
Pairing: Pinto… and guest star ;o)<br />
Rating: NC-17<br />
Warning: crack<br />
Word Count: 8,257<br />
Disclaimer: Lies with a little Santa hat on top<br />
Summary: Chris doesn’t have the courage to tell Zach how he feels. But someone else might…<br />
A/N: Finally, a fic post! I am essentially filling a prompt I left for myself on my own journal. I hope it amuses you as much as it does me, because… yeah. Title from the Magnetic Fields’ “I Wish I Had an Evil Twin”

Artist: lama_mama
Rating: All ages
Disclaimer: Lies.
Warnings: ....genderswap??
Summary: What if Shatnoy were fine sexy ladies in the 1960s? WHAT IF.

Title: You’ve Been Flirting Again
Word Count: 2400
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach gets an unexpected visit from Chris, but really it was all just going according to his not-so-secret plan to make Chris jealous
Warnings: RPS. Mentions of past Zach/OMCs. And fluff cause it wouldn’t a Pinto fic by me if there wasn’t some fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

Rating: M
Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Warnings: RPF, sex, drug use, language
Word Count: 2678
Summary: Zach can't help but giggle at Chris' enormous burrito.

Title: The bet
Author: mindor
Pairing: Pinto
Warnings: Mentions of two OMCs, one of them being a cocky stripper.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~7067
A/N: For her who shall not be named (at least I’m pretty sure she posted the prompt over at the kink meme anonymously...I’m sorry if I’m wrong.) Happy belated birthday!

A huge thank you goes out to leandralocke who beat all my commas and contractions into submission along with everything I’ve gotten wrong, all remaining mistakes are mine.

Disclaimer: You don’t even want to know what happened if I owned them.

Summary: Zach bets Chris and whoever wins takes the other to a strip club of their choice (Zach chooses a gay strip club, Chris chooses a straight one). The loser buys a lap dance for the winner, and he's so turned on watching his friend get turned on that he takes him home for... whatever anon wants.

Hey guys I drew more Pinto porn but I got frustrated and got all hipster arty with it. - NSFW warning. Like, um. Big time.

Title: Multitasking
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,078
Warnings: 69, body fluids, rimming, biting
Disclaimer: Wet, sticky lies
Summary: Chris really prefers to concentrate on one task at a time.
A/N: Wanted to write some short, filthy porn; wrote some short, filthy porn. For this prompt at [info]trek_rpf_kink. Maybe a bit of a stretch, but I’m counting it as my bodily secretions square on my Kink Bingo card (yeah, haven’t quite given up on that yet).

Title:And it stares me in the face/And holds me speechless
Author: [info]duckgirlie
Rating: G
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto.
Disclaimer: This is entirely a work of fiction, and is not meant to imply anything about any of the people portrayed within.
Summary: Some days, Chris thinks Zach would rather be outed in some scandalous incident then with quiet dignity.
Word count: 1100
Notes: For this prompt in the [info]trek_rpf_kink meme. Title from "Backwards & Forwards" by Aztec Camera.

Title: Give the Demon His Due
Author: [info]jenlynn820
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC17
Warnings: demons, blood, magic, AU
Disclaimer: I don’t know Zach or Chris and I make no profit from this work.
Summary: Chris Pine is a grad student turned demon hunter. He uses guns and brawn to keep New York City safe. Chris finds himself thrown together with New York City’s other resident demon hunter, a sorcerer called Zachary Quinto. They go on the hunt for a deadly blood drinking fiend and make some magic of their own.
Beta: [info]eruberueth
Note: For Halloween! :D
Word Count: 4171

Title: The Haunting
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: From a prompt at [info]trek_rpf_kink - "One guy inherits/buys a creepy old house. He finds out it's haunted by the ghost of another guy. He died before losing his virginity. Now it's up to character one to rock his world so he can move on to the afterlife." I thought that sounded oddly sweet, in a kinky kind of way.
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 5825
Disclaimer: irredeemably fictitious
Warnings: character death (um, duh), angst, rimming, bareback, mild painplay, abuse of a banana, OC's, literary references, voyeurism (kinda)
A/N: This is me taking a short break from my bigfic and writing something short and refreshing for Halloween. Written very quickly. Enjoy the horrible shooping! And also the fic.

Title: Eyes Only
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: [REDACTED]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,262
Warning: crack, justified paranoia, voyeurism (ish)
Disclaimer: Technically, no names are mentioned, but just in case… this stuff didn’t happen.
Prompt/Summary: Just so we are clear- there's no such thing as a 'Pinto Mafia.' That would imply there's something to cover up. Which, ok, there are some things that do need to be concealed, but that's just because they're idiots and need protection from themselves. It's not like they are fucking. We think.
A/N: Written for the lovely and generous [info]aprilleigh24 who bid on my wares for [info]help_pakistan. Many thanks to [info]ewinfic, who assured me that this would make sense to people who do not reside inside my head.

Title: Threshold of Revelation
Author: [info]therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,965
Summary: Chris sees Zach in Angels in America, feels feelings.
A/N: No real spoilers, but references to scenes, lines, and themes from AiA.

Title: 8 Ways to Get Your Man, or, Not That Zach Reads Cosmo or Anything
Author: [info]likeaglass
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: errr, PG-13?
Summary: Zach tries to seduce Chris. It doesn't go exactly as planned.

Snuggie 1/2

Title: Verb a Fist
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Staying sane at the 2010 VMAs.
Notes: Told you I would. Like, 95% text messages and dialogue. (AO3)

jigsaw

chris/zach
nc-17

Zach Quinto loves a good challenge. He enjoys puzzles and logic problems, perhaps a little too much even. He's patient, thorough, and increasingly intelligent about how he does things. He's stuck on his current enigma, however. He thinks to himself, Someday I will solve this. Someday. He refers, of course, to the puzzle of Chris Pine, currently looking over his outfit for a spin on the red carpet.

not true | for a prompt at [info]caughttheact's pinto fic meme

Title: Training Wheels (1/5)
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13 (this part, eventual NC-17)
Word Count: 5,622
Warnings: AU, angst, h/c, nonexplicit discussion of past sexual abuse
Disclaimer: nothing pertaining to Chris or Zach is true, but the therapy described is real
Summary: surrogate (n): one appointed to act in place of another; a substitute
A/N: Prompted many moons ago at [info]phenylic's (formerly [info]caughttheact's) Pinto meme. This is a work in progress, but I hope to post at least once a week.

Title: Sleep Soundly Dear
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,859
Summary: Chris is upset about Zach staying longer in NY for AiA so Zach tries to make it up to him.
Pairings: Zach/Chris
Warnings: None that I can think of. Fluff?
Disclaimer: This is clearly not true.
Author's Note: A little fic to hopefully cheer up [info]angelrox040.

Title: Dawn Of The Living Beans
Author: angelrox040
Beta: [info]tikra
Word Count: 1337
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: THIS IS ALL FOR LULZ. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE MENTIONED HERE IN REAL LIFE (..well i met tikra a few times) SO PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED, I MEANT THIS FOR THE LOLZ ONLY
Summary: I can't even....

Title: Five Unusable Interviews
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2K
Summary: Five unusable interviews from the press tour.
Notes: Saw this gif on tumblr this morning and got the sudden urge for some CLASSIC PINTO. And this happened. Pure fluffy banter nonsense. (AO3)

Title: Happy Beyond Birthdays
Author: [info]therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,900
Description: Chris Pine’s totally awesome 30th birthday.
Disclaimer: This is not a true story. While I hope that Chris really did have a birthday this awesome, I have no idea, because I don’t know him or anyone else involved.
A/N: Responding to the call for some “classic Pinto” - here is some non-AU, present-day, profanity-laced, old-school banter-y first-time Pinto! Angst-free, because it’s his fucking birthday! Enjoy!

Title: Voice
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Leave a message at the sound of the beep.
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 444
Disclaimer: never happened
Warnings: phone sex
A/N: Written for Chris's birthday...

Title: We Hold Our Ground
Author: [info]jenlynn820
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: R
Warnings: mild angst (resolved)
Disclaimer: I don’t know Zach or Chris and I make no profit from this work.
Summary: Zach is a little late for Chris’ 30th Birthday
Beta: [info]eruberueth
Note: Happy 30th Birthday, Chris! Title from Down On Our Own Shield by Jakob Dylan
Word Count: 1298

Title: "We used to work out in our trainer's kitchen"
Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Chris Pine
Type: Photomanip
Warning: NSFW, it's teh sex y'all!
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened! (but who knows, really?)

Je t'adore, mon coeur ...
Title: Je t'adore, mon coeur...
Rating: R
Word Count: 204
Summary: Zach speaks French to Chris.
Pairings: Chris/Zach
Warnings: Super-cheesy romance.
Disclaimer: This is not true

Title: My Heart Could Take a Chance (If My Two Feet Could Find a Way)
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 4,568
Rating: PG-13
Warning: first person POV
Summary: They've got to kiss eventually, right? (Can be read as a prequel to First, but meant to stand on its own.)
A/N: Written for [info]dante_s_hell's prompt at [info]pintofest Luau: kisses. Title lovingly misquoted from Scissor Sisters’ “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’”

Title: The Accident
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: It starts as a hug. Written for [info]duckgirlie's Pintofest prompt - hugs.
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Wordcount: 1440
Disclaimer: I can not say for sure that this happened.
Warnings: hugs gone wild, UST
A/N: I wanted to write something simple. Plus, I really like hugs. Written fast and stream-of-consciousness... so hoping it works.

Title: Take It
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dirty talk, size kink, hints of exhibitionism
Word Count: 1,022
Disclaimer: Consider yourself disclaimed.
Summary: Uhhh, did you read the title? 'Cause that's pretty much it.
A/N: For [info]pintofest Luau Mistress [info]greenteaduck, who requested smut. Well, this is about as PWP as it gets.

Title: A Moment of Zen
Author: [info]therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,430
Description: Zach and Chris have a moment in a Zen garden.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]gryffin_draco! THIS IS FOR YOU! MAY YOU HAVE A PINTO-LICIOUS DAY, TODAY AND EVERY DAY!

Title: Stars in Our Eyes
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ingestion of bodily fluids (aka come, obvs), rimming, some mentions of biting, ridiculousness, dirty talk, unprotected sex.
Summary: Chris takes ecstasy for the first time with Zach. Silliness and first-time smut ensues. (top!zach)
Disclaimer: this is fiction. based on events in my own life. the boys, to my knowledge, have done none of these things.

Title – Bedtime Stories
Pairing – Pinto, Chris/OFC
Word count – 4,500
Summary – Zach is feeling melancholy. It may be Chris’ fault. Chris thinks he knows how to fix things.
Warnings – Swearing and Slash
Rating – NC-17
Disclaimer – It’s a big ol’ lie.
A/N – Un’beta’d. I wrote this as a happy birthday present to therumjournals coz nothing says “you’re awesome” like “here, have some porn”.

Title: Windex
Author: [info]cedarrapidsgirl
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: I don't know either of them, and none of this is real. It's fiction.
Warnings/kinks: uh..too many for one hand! :D let's see.. blowjobs, smoking, glasses, PWP porn! yeah. It's got the rating for a reason, folks.
A/N An early birthday present for my bestie [info]paintchipped. I couldn't wait to post it. This came from a tumblr/AIM convo we had about Pinto glasses porn, and of course I threw in more kinks for good measure. Totally a PWP Pinto Porn extravaganza, as I was calling it on tumblr. Hope you love it, bb! ♥ ♥

Title: Idle Hands
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,126
Warnings: nnnnnnnnipples! frotting! snark!
Disclaimer: Hahahaha, not mine.
Summary: In which Zach fails to be sneaky and Chris misses the end of his show.
A/N: It is now 3:45 am. I spent the last hour writing this. I don't even know. Fills the nippleplay square on my Kink Bingo card, though.

Title: You Can Even Bring the Effant
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,908
Warning: kid!fic and all its accompanying fluff/schmoop, Mrs. Quinto as a character
Disclaimer: Nina, Tory, and Aunt Ruth are mine; everyone else is not
Summary: Zach’s cousin has run off and left her daughter behind. Who’s going to take care of her?
A/N: The official beginning of the Nina ‘verse. If the first part looks familiar, it’s because I wrote it for my timestamp meme a few months ago. This takes place in early 2012; Nina is about two and a half.

fill: PG-13, 1/1 , Pinto on the subway in Japan! <3

Metro train and Paris!

Sharing Is Caring | PG-13 | 1/2

title: We Solve Nothing
rating: PG-13, I think (swearing & suggestiveness, but nothing explicit).
word count: ~2500
characters/pairings: Chris/Zach, with appearances by Corey Moosa, Kristen Bell, & Dax Shepard. (& Noah & Harold.)
summary: [Zach] goes to New York, and Chris stays in LA, and when Chris tries to talk about working out the parameters of a long-distance relationship, Zach is distinctly, stereotypically male in avoiding the conversation.
notes: I'm just another in the long line of those who swore they'd never read RPF. And then said, 'Okay, I'll just never write it.' I think we all know how this story ends. Originally written for & posted at the kink meme, for the following prompt:

Title: The Retiring of Joyce Dramis
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Summary: Pintofest prompt by [info]babykid528 - "Zach's an excellent poet... secretly. Only his mom and brother know he's the author. As it turns out Zach is Chris' favorite poet - Chris actually wrote a big final paper at Berkeley all about Zach's poetry."
Rating: R
Wordcount: 5348
Disclaimer: a heap of words merely, not the men themselves
Warnings: some angst, random outbursts of poetry
A/N: I doubt my poetic skills. This is not said to inspire a flood of reassurance; I really, genuinely do not like my own poetry, and I only ever write it if absolutely FORCED to do so by some inspiration that wrings me by the throat and pushes me down and yanks poetry out of my fingers. In other words, I feel Zach's pain in this one. (Or perhaps he's feeling mine.) That said, this was fun to write once I got over my own personal angstfit.

EEeeeee, comment fic of Joe NOT setting up Zach and Chris! Cute. <3

Author: CeresVulcan
Title: The Set-Up
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, not real
Summary: Joe plays matchmaker for Chris & Zach
A/N: Written for Pintofest's summer luau. Forgive the horrible title, I couldn't think of anything. ^^

Joe the thwarted romantic rival.

PANCAKES AND MATCHMAKER JOE, HELL YEAH!