Shit Human Girls Say to Vulcan Girls, youtube vid.

Summary: Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk.

Summary: When Robert wakes up Chris is still beautiful. A/N: A sort of “morning after” fic set during the Avengers filming, pre-movie. Some Tony/Steve hints. Cookies if you realized the title is from Marina and the Diamonds.

Summary: Bruce and Tony work together in the labs and create a lot of unresolved sexual tension

A couple of my friends on facebook were talking about Nick Fury reading Go The Fuck To Sleep, and dared me to come up with a verse for each Avenger on the fly.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Summary: At the end of the movie, in the shawarma restaurant, Natasha & Clint are sitting side-by-side, with Clint's feet propped on Natasha's chair. Tony, being the lovable boundary-pushing ass that he is, doesn't care that Clint's the only one who gets that privilege and at some point post-movie plunks his feet on Natasha's chair also: maybe in the kitchen he horns in on her seat at the breakfast table, maybe he drapes his legs over hers when they're all watching TV together, maybe he "shares" her seat at a fancy dinner thrown at Avenger's Tower. He tries this once.

Summary: They well knew that the greatness of a sin concealed the shame of it.

Fandom: The Avengers Song: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Remix) Artist: Daft Punk

Title: Mine and Mine and Yours
Author:[info]enkanowen
Fandom: Any (STXI)
Pairing/character: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Bite me!" / "I thought you'd never ask."
Kink: marking/claiming, possible vampire
Word Count: 1,275
Notes/Warnings: Pavel is over 18. Thanks to [info]tres_mechante for the fabulous prompt. I took the words less literal and more of wordlessness-y thing? lol if that makes sense

Any Way I Do MissJeeves Summary: Tony discovers Clint and Natasha got married, reacts typically.

Title: This Boy
Series: Own Fiction
Rating: PG
Length: 288
Warning: Unrequited boy love. Sigh.
Summary: For the [info]pulped_fictions short challenge prompt, "This is the way the world ends..."

Poem by W.H. Auden

Pairing: Kirk/Spock, Spock/McCoy, and Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sexual content and Spock Prime and rimming—together.

The first time Sherlock kisses him, John keeps his eyes open, and so does Sherlock, and mostly, he wonders what Sherlock could possibly be up to. There'll be some logic to this. Some ridiculous experiment about body warmth or respiratory rates or testing a new way of picking pockets. Sherlock does the unimaginable for bizarre reasons, but behind it, there's always logic and curiosity. Sometimes, it just takes him a while to explain it to John.

After this, therefore because of this.

After the hearing, Edgar drives away, leaving Clyde alone.

Hush, my sweet, those tornados are for you. (TTSS/Kill Bill AU.)

sherlock/john║like a best friend but more

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

Borgias Kink Meme Fill.

A lot of thought went into what quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail would be used for this intro. In the end, though, it was decided that you all probably know this film by heart, anyway. If you don’t, what are you doing right now? Get to memorizing. When you’re done, though, be sure to come back for this special, little treat we have in store for you on this week’s Commentary Commentary.

Melvin Purvis has died and Clyde doesn't understand Edgar's response to the news. He wonders how Edgar would react if it had been Clyde who died.

Captain Kirk has a death wish by *wolfself Fan Art / Digital Art / Drawings / Movies & TV ©2010-2012 *wolfself Provoking a vulcan to pounce on you in such a fashion can't end well, Jim. I wasn't going to post this, but It's just so stupid that I couldn't help it. That random black lump is actually the back of the captains chair, in case you didn't notice. Spock & Kirk © Paramount, Gene Roddenberry

Rated: T - English - Romance - Spock & J. Kirk - Reviews: 4 - Published: 03-11-12 - id:7915646

Johnny Gosch, Jeff Gannon, Hunter Thompson and the unraveling of a troubling tale by Tim Schmitt

A startling blind item and a very inside source(?!!!).. CDAN released this blind item on thursday. Recently some interesting comments have come up in the discussion part of the area. Read ahead!

Version 6.1 (31 March 04) Next update in mid-April. My Year From Hell should be over by then. The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor, and gossip--most of it from relatively reliable sources, some from more dubious ones, and some based on my own suppositions. I have tried to make this list as accurate as possible, but in some/many cases I wasn't able to verify rumors. I have not put anything here that I know to be untrue. If you want, send me e-mail. Please don't be offended if I don't respond to you quickly, or at all. I average around 90-100 e-mails a day. Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the rest. If my political opinions upset you, stop reading and read something else. If you don't like reading "scurrilous gossip," stop reading and read something else.

Summary: While she was usually an optimist, something about the frenzied, unpredictable way the resistance made their first move against the corrupt government upset Jea. The rebels professed they sought freedom, but created chaos instead.

Summary: This is a job like any other. Narsha knows what to do.

Fandom: The Good Wife Pairing: Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex
Spoilers/Continuity: Major spoilers through the current episode, "Nine Hours."
Warnings/Enticements: Adultery. Slightly rough sex.
Summary: Alicia is having an affair, she isn't breaking it off, and she isn't leaving Peter.
Word count: about 3,000.
Disclaimers: The Good Wife is the intellectual property of Scott Free, King Size, Small Wishes, and CBS. This original work of fan fiction is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License; attribution should include a link to this Livejournal post. This story is a labor of love, not money, so it's protected in the USA by the fair use provisions of the Copyright Act of 1976.
Notes: Written for girlsgunsfic for maekala. Love and thanks to annaalamode for a last-minute insomniac beta. Title is a nod to Radiohead.

These creatures are found all over the planet(/internet) and beg the question "What the h**l is that?" Pictures of them get circulated everywhere from some random no-name blog to national and international news networks, giving everyone a chance to make their own quasi-educated (by TV/movies) prediction regarding what scientists and internet skeptics will find out. So, displaying both the hype and found reality of each of these "creatures". Have fun sleeping tonight.

Here's a list of songs which meanings we miss because we either don't listen to lyrics properly or we just take the song at face value, ignoring any origins or intent of the artist. Or we just don't know the lyrics to anything. Then, one day, your world breaks down. Everything you knew and loved turns out to be a lie because that song which you thought was innocent and sweet is actually about slaughtering kittens or marrying dogs or something of the like. Although none of these songs are actually about those things, you get the idea. Enjoy. I hope the truth isn't too damaging.

Summary: This is sexual harassment, and Benedict doesn't have to take it.

10 Hotels Where Famous People Have Died.

Title: Your Moral Crisis is Stupid Rating: NC-17 Pairing: John/Sherlock Length: 8400 words Summary: Sherlock is asexual. John is not. Possibly, Sherlock should have told him this before they had sex. Notes: Thanks, lillyankh for looking this over and making sure it wasn't really dumb or shallow or any of that! ♥! Written for this prompt on the kink meme.

Print Out Vulture’s Downton Abbey Paper Dolls

kiss animation monochrome
by ~br0-Harry
Scraps ©2012 ~br0-Harry
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Summary: Truth doesn’t come easily to Frank, and Carl can’t lie even when he should. Despite that (maybe because of it) they make their new partnership work.

Summary: John's nipple are pierced. When Sherlock finds out why and take advantage, John definitely isn't complaining.

You knew it was inevitable. We here at Film School Rejects love Michael Bay's Armageddon. Hell, we even gave the film a full day of coverage last April, sadly a day before Commentary Commentary was in existence. So here we are. The Criterion Collection of Armageddon and everything Michael Bay has to thrown down on the commentary track. Say what you will. Even outside the walls of FSR, this film has its fair share of fandom, and they aren't backing down from their sturdy position. But be honest. It's going to be fun to hear all the intricacies and insight Bay has to dish out even if you aren't a fan of the film.

Summary: John awakes in the night, nightmares plaguing him. He feels as though he deserves some pleasure for once, he deserves to feel good. He finds a surprised visitor watching him; could it really be him? Surely he has finally lost his mind.

Summary: Martin couldn't quite remember how they'd gotten here, but at the moment, he honestly didn't care.

REMEMBER WHEN: A coked up Taylor Hanson of Hanson lets a dude take a camera phone pic of him licking his dick.

(... What is this, what even.)

Sherlock and John have a problem. John/Sherlock.

Song: Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island
Series: Sherlock (BBC, 2010)

Warning: The song is Jizz In My Pants. 'Nuff said.

Let’s talk about asexuality, the BBC’s Sherlock, and today’s interview with Steven Moffat*.

*In a totally, completely non-ad-hominem kind of way, because that doesn’t get anybody anywhere.

The Eames/Arthur
"I only saw the movie once and
I was too busy keeping up with the *plot*"
Survival Guide

Kirk livens up Spock's class with old pop culture references.

Sherlock investigates, Watson looks confused...

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Moffat is a fucking dick, ONTD sets him right in the comments. (One of the few times where all of ONTD is my hero.)

MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING
I suggest watching in 720p!

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''I was so alone. I owe you so much.
Just one more thing.. One more miracle, Sherlock.
Don't be dead.
Just for me. Just stop this.''
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Oh god yeah I made this pretty much just so I could vent my tears onto something.
The last 10 minutes of the episode just completely broke me.

And uh sorry I haven't posted anything in a while but my computer had to be rebooted and I lost all my programs and such and yeah.

Song by Imogen Heap
I don't own anything

"Don't go without me." Spoilers for series two of Sherlock. Song is by The Civil Wars.

The Scientist
by *Sash-kash
Fan Art / Traditional Art / Drawings / Movies & TV ©2012 *Sash-kash
The Scientist by Coldplay.

Sherlock+John - ♪ 'Arrival of the Birds'

Summary: Sherlock, on the night he returns to John.

Summary: In which John begrudgingly turns one year older and leaves for work early without letting Sherlock give him his presents.

Summary: The aftermath of the Reichenback Falls episode.

Summary: John in the aftermath. Post-Reichenbach.

Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG
Word count: ~2000
Summary: Written for the Sherlock kink meme prompt originally here: Everyone wants John. And by everyone, I mean EVERYONE. Lestrade, Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, Sally, Anderson, 'Anthea'. Jim, Molly, Toby. It's such a shame that Sherlock doesn't share. Or better explained as: Sherlock's reaction to finding out that everyone wants HIS John, and how he told them to piss off and get their own Watson.

Summary: Sherlock has only a moment to think.

Summary: She hears what he said, and she knows what he meant, because the best disguises are mirror images. Molly Hooper reflects on the man who died out of a desire to live. (Reaction to Reichenbach. Molly-centric S/J.)

Summary: Spoilers for season 2 ending. Sherlock deduces a few home truths, God is masquerading as a medical examiner and there are hints of Supernatural.

The first thing he sees is that he was right. He's lying – sitting – on a dissecting table in the mortuary. The second thing he sees is Molly, sitting cross legged across from him on the second table.

"I knew it."

Summary: The hardest part isn’t having his named bandied about in the press or having every idiot in England thinking he’s a sham. No, the hardest part is losing John.

FILL oh my god i apologize in advance

Summary: He’d told the bloke from The Guardian that it hadn’t been all single malt and Havanas but there had been that one night…

Summary: Present day fic. It's been years since the filming of Stuart: A Life Backwards, but despite everything, Tom always finds him.

Notes: I don't even know. Written after watching Stuart: A Life Backwards last year. I got a craving for the Heath and incoherent randomness. Oh, and absolutely no one passing by and seeing them? The stuff of fantasy :P

Summary: Peter Guillam's progression from a stable relationship to an unstable Circus.

Summary: Peter and Ricki, before, during and after the events of the movie.

Summary: Ricki Tarr is itching to get back to work, but all is not well.

→ "could you make it on your own..."

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→ all the words are gonna bleed from me, and I will think no more...

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inspired by the much better&amazing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVTSRNEFEeY

I've wanted to do a kickass MV since I watched Sherlock, but couldn't find the right song. I found it. And this is the result.

Hope you like(d) it!

Summary: Andy knows every scar Shawshank has left on Red's body, and Red knows every one of his.