This AskMe question had all the hallmarks of a frustrating unresolved drama in-the-making ... but it's suddenly got a happy ending!

People watch too many romantic comedies.

\"SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis.\"

There is so much dating advice on the Internet.

This will probably be a long thread.

I think the fact the guy uses the term \"Attracting a Mate\" is probably his first stumbling block when it comes to meeting women. The advice is also pretty bad; it is geeks helping geeks meet women -- dangerous.

Dude proposes over the internet.

My single friends, now is your chance to date a rich yuppie.

Has anyone played the game Animal Crossing? It sounds bizarre.

Ask MetaFilter thread on managing long-distance relationships.

The cyber lovers were already married!

Another cute story.