"Darcy Lewis got hired to work as an office monkey for S.H.I.E.L.D. at least partially because of her SCUBA certification. She never quite expected to use it."

"Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]"

"The most popular rumor in SHIELD was that Agent Phil Coulson was created in a lab. The rumor was unproven. It was also true."

"Pepper knows that sometimes you just have to do things for yourself."

"Darcy is undercover and Clint is dubious"

"How Darcy "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me" Lewis was recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D."

"At least, when she does this, she's usually laughing."
"John/Sherlock/Mary, bailing them out is a regular occurrence"