Wherein Natasha is turned into a kitten.

The worst Saturday of Jeff's life started when a lot of howling and screeching woke him up at some ungodly hour of the morning.

A monk asked Jõshû, "Has a dog the Buddha Nature?"

AKA "Blame Spaggel" or "The dinosaur crack that ate SGA" etc.

'Oh, hell no,' he thinks, looking down at his hands only to be met with furry paws instead of the fingers he expects.

--Or the one where Loki turns Clint into a puppy, and his new condition allows him to gain some startling insights into their resident babysitter agent. (16,856 words)

He’d been working for months to find a spell that would be beneficial during one of his and Thor’s adventures, something to protect them should they have the misfortune of running across something much bigger and tougher than themselves. He hadn’t been terribly successful, so when danger reared its head, he was startled to suddenly find himself a wolf.

He'd made one harmless quip about backpedaling diva heiresses when she'd refused to sign the deal he'd been working through for the past three weeks and ended up a kitten.

The one where Danny is a mermaid.

Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he's Charles' cat and not his boyfriend.

Danny has a secret.

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

The team is stuck when a blizzard strikes. Which would be OK, except they get bored easily. And then Eliot's a cat.

Bones is a werewolf.

The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked.

He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit.

But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?

Once somebody starts spreading rumors that you worship Cthulhu it can be hard to dissuade them. Especially if you've been born and bred to do just that. Crossover with the Mythos.

On a former Kryptonian colony, Clark and Bruce encounter an incarnation of Cythonna, the ancient Kryptonian goddess of ice, and must stop her from plunging the world back into endless winter.

Batman is turned into a cat. The results are not quite as fearsome as he might have hoped).

Magic was a substance, like fire or water. It was abundant and incredibly powerful and could be manipulated with the correct application of knowledge and will. But if you didn't use it properly, you'd be immolated or drowned. Or worse: other people would be, and you'd be forced to watch it happening. That was why it terrified him to see the casual, unthinking way Teyla and Carson used magic, because he knew that someday they'd be forced to pay for what they'd taken. Every wizard would, sooner or later. It was the first thing mages ever learned, and Rodney had lived it.

Magic was a zero-sum game. If you didn't sacrifice as much as you were given, you would lose.

Skipper realized a little too late that sometimes honesty really was the best policy, especially when dealing with relatives who were also superior officers and a bit ornery to boot. [AKA the one with the dog incident]

werewolf!Zelenka

John Sheppard has had over twenty years to come to grips with the fact that every four or five weeks, he turns into a mountain lion. Like most Were, he accepts that that's just the way it is, and so he's not particularly interested when he learns that researchers at the local university are trying to to develop drugs that will help Were control their cycles. Then he meets Dr. Rodney McKay, a brilliant but irascible biochemist with reasons of his own for spearheading the university's Were research and John suddenly finds himself struggling with more than just his attraction to McKay.

In which Cam shows off his new pets.

on a planet where humans infected with the shape-shifting nanovirus have been exiled, Jim and Blair meet for the first time under extraordinary circumstances. J/B, NC17

Ooook Ook EEEK Oo-ook, Or: The Necessity of not being an Orang-Utan
rack. Mountains of crack.
Notes: [info]anatsuno wanted "the story where Rodney's the Librarian from Discworld. going Ook!

After the hearings, Rodney took his slap on the wrist, his pay cut and his demotion and went to work for Radek Zelenka at Area 51.

Dean is the worst unicorn ever.

"Oh. Wow." John was staring into the box, half amused, half horrified. Scuttling around in the bottom of the box was a foot-high lizard. "You can change him back, right?"

Rodney woke up to find himself slung face down over someone's shoulder, his head jolting painfully with every step. He squinted -- why was everything so bright? -- and realized that not only was he being carried like a sack of wheat, he'd apparently been wrapped in one. So it made no sense for the sun to be so glaring and burning his eyes like that, given that his head was in a sack.

John Shephard turns into an elf

by Perigrine. Jim can shapeshift

one word: tentacles.