Natasha smiles at him and lets him leave. Then she goes to find the others. Thor had passed at least three other people en route to leaving the building and no one else had asked what he was doing with the tree? She needs to have a little talk with them.

Bruce plans to spend his vacation at Stark Tower quietly, finishing up some projects he hasn't had time to work on in years. And maybe blowing up some things with lasers.

A bust leads to Wo Fat and a chance to discover who was really responsible for Steve's mother's death, but it might mean the end of Five-O.

Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

The first time Rod told his Sheppard where he could stick his MENSA meetings, it was both frightening and exhilarating.

Dex. Ronon Dex. [James Bond fusion]

Whether she believes the stories or not, Janel never expected to cross paths with the Lanteans. Injured and evacuated to the City of the Ancestors, she finds the newcomers very different from her expectations.

There was more frantic rustling, and Rodney, in a rushed breathless voice that teetered just on the edge of full panic, was saying, "Penthouse letters from the Pegasus Galaxy: Today, a beautiful Athosian came to my jumper and said, 'Hi, I may have a small but incredibly lethal device on my body somewhere -- can you help me find it before it kills me in a horrible way?'"

Talking. About feelings. In public. John longs for a rock-throwing planet.

Sheppard and his crew salvage artifacts from the depths of the sunken city of Atlantis. They find a weapon that could change the course of Empires. City-State AU.

Assignment: McKay-centric h/c with one or more of his team doing the comfort. Bonus points for McKay distrusting his team.

Eliot liked to cook. There was something Zen about it, creating order from chaos, the steady, precise motions of the knife. Most of the time, he found it to be a relaxing and even therapeutic activity.

Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire on the common Peep, by Samantha Carter

Eliot fully expects to come back to the office one day, to find blade traps, and spike pits everywhere.

Five Things SG-1 learned from Wormhole X-Treme

During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic.

Author's Note: This is mostly [info - livejournal.com] zats_clear's fault, though I also blame the naked pumpkin run.
Summary: Vala has remarkable powers of persuasion.

Summary: "Wow, I'm almost as smart as a whale," Rodney thought in wonder.
Notes: This is basically "Tao of Rodney" in the A Clear and Different Light universe. This takes place a few months after the end of ACaDL.

Ronon has to participate in an Alien ritual, but he's got other things on his mind.
(1,700 words - Gen - contains some profanity and mature themes - mentions cannon pairings, and the discerning eye may notice some UST here and there.)

SGA, Rodney McKay (+ team) gen, rated PG. How Rodney stopped worrying and learned to love his P90. ~5000 words, spoilers through season 2.

After Sateda, Ronon wants to finish the job. Rodney sighs a lot.

Eliot's going behind bars, Parker wants snacks, Hardison isn't helping, Sophie smells fear and Nate just wants a drink... (mid-to-late series, ensemble)

Ronon’s got a B&B in the Satedan countryside, Teyla’s got a baby, Rodney’s got an obsession with the power generator, and John’s got a tendency to go running off without saying where he’s going. Also, there are mice.

Their successes span galaxies and their failures destroy solar systems. They rewrite time and history and their own DNA. So yes, Shen fears them. And yet, she knows: humanity have always been explorers. The first ones too, must have been feared by those left behind.

"Right." Rodney's voice lacked bite, but his pinched expression spoke volumes. Then again, it might be the caffeine withdrawal. "So instead of North American forest we get African savannah. Nice. Where exactly are we headed again?"

This wasn’t even the formal briefing, it was just Nate explaining the job to them, but Hardison already knew it was bad news.
“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

The full moon was gone for another month and Rodney was back after three nights of confinement in The Box: a tiny cell lined with solid slabs of metal with both an inner and outer door made of steel. It amused the hell out of John all the precautions the guards took with Rodney considering that without the influence of the full moon, the worst thing Rodney could do to them was insult their mothers and threaten to sic his lawyers on them for human rights violations.

The trees told her first. Ronon took point, and John and Rodney trailed after him, bickering absentmindedly about something inconsequential, but Teyla paused and listened, looking from the ruins around them to the distant tree line and back again.

As per usual, we offered medicine and friendship, but they weren't terribly interested. It was at this point that everything went straight to hell.

The boys, stuck overnight on Random Ice World # 69-But-Who's-Counting (Except McKay), just trying to stay warm.

ar-Prezk twitched his whiskers. "Knock it off," he said. "I've had a long day. I need something for my daughter's birthday, and I want something different this time; when I gave her those flossy-maned ponies last year, she complained for days because everyone had those already."

It's 1874, and the Pegasus Gang's running into some difficulty out in Colorado Territory. ~ 5000 words.

It all started when they discovered Healing Station Argh. Or, okay, it actually started when Chuck found Pegasus cable. Apparently Ancient gateroom techs didn't spend their entire night shifts trying to ascend; one night Chuck pressed something that made a screen fold and see-saw out of a sliding panel,

~2200 words, PG, the Team become parents (Teyla/Kanaan, Ronon/Jennifer, and John/Rodney).

The Janxnuy shield was pliable, but invulnerable to punctures, to energy weapons, to fire and flood, and even though it stretched against John's hand like the skin of a popped balloon, it was clear as glass.

Summary: But you can keep them for the birds and bees. Con men AU.
Author: [info]kajikia
Pairing/Rating: John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, PG-13
Length: ~3,800 words

234K | completed 8/01 How much would you do for a friend? The Keeper and Hobbes risk everything to save Darien from his worst nightmares... Invisible Man

~7,000 words; written for the prompt 'woodland fairies.' Additional note about the prompt at the end of the story.
Summary: A sorcerer captures John and his band of adventurers and turns them into fairies. Problematic, but not fatal – as long as they can avoid being eaten by dragons.