The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.

They raise them slutty in Asgard.

The strawberry daiquiri is indeed a drink worthy of adulation, but Thor prefers the taste of Jane Foster.

It was ironic that his and Loki's greatest mistakes had led to her.