A different take on the episode 'Of Mouse and Man' where Mason takes notice of the brave little mouse Marty and decides to woo him in his own snakey way. The domestic violence takes place between Natalie and Lenny, not Marty and Mason.

I don't know why I want this, I just liked the snarking with their names. Not so much hatesex... good humoured hatesex? I'd really like this, with him calling Mike Michael and things.

Written for the second round of daisychain_drabs, heavily inspired by a scene in Warren Ellis's Transmetropolitan: One More Time, in which a group of cyberpunk, futuristic journalists have a live feed of a police crackdown they need to keep broadcasting and one of them has an influential father who can harbour the site owner while the others go off to do Great Feats of Monstering (publicly barraging politicians with questions to expose their behaviour).

"When they find out Dudley's gay, everyone makes assumptions about the type of man he's after."

Greg's made his plans, asked advice, bought a ring, and almost overcome his nerves. The only thing standing in his way now is an entire planet, a feral humanoid species of aliens, and a strange atmosphere that renders the Enterprise useless.

The boys meet each other's families. It goes...about as well as one would expect. (For the record, this story clocks at a little over 26k words, and the above is the only thing like plot there is. I don't know how that happened.)

And then they had sex.

Pavel Chekov makes an unlikely friend at the academy. Kirk cockblocks.

Harry as a row with his girlfriend, gets a tattoo, and discovers that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

Klaus needs help and it comes from a very unexpected direction.
[Klaus von dem Eberbach/James]

Koizumi Akako/Hakuba Saguru
Akako seems immune to all logic. He cannot figure her out - and that only serves to make her all the more fascinating.

Language as a barrier or a bonding tool.

It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

"The Boulder feels conflicted about seducing a young, naïve girl."
[Toph/Boulder]

[Hendricks/Bob the skull]
Bob isn't much of a house guest, but he does all right as a business partner.

Summary: Reed and Shran pose as lovers during a covert op. (Reed/Shran)

Chuck/Becky; mentions of Becky/Sam, Sam/Dean & Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: 5x01
When you get right down to it, Becky and Chuck are both writers. Add imminent death to the equation and you’ve got…whatever this is.

Snape/Flitwick Word Count: 8050 Warnings: Character death as per canon. Summary: During a very difficult week, Filius finds himself considering a puzzle.

Vala reluctantly accompanies SG-1 to Atlantis.
Notes: Set before "First Strike" on SGA, and between "Unending" and Ark of Truth on SG-1.

What if Zack took a wrong turn when he escaped from Nibelheim? What if things just went a little bit differently? What other lives would he have touched, and how would things have changed for himself and Cloud? [Zack/Vincent, site layout hard to read, ?format=light suggested]

After Voldemort is defeated, the script for Harry's life comes to an end. Unsure of what to do with his life, he does nothing. Only one person is on hand to show Harry that a hero is not the sum of his vanquished enemies, but he's got problems of his own ...

[Viktor Krum/Albus Severus Potter]
A man walks into a pub...

No, scratch that. That wasn't quite where it started. Strictly speaking, it started five minutes before that, or maybe only three, with Albus Potter and his jittery, jangling Saturday night nerves hurrying down the dead-end alley that separated Muggle Edinburgh from the wizarding district.

Bill agrees that he and Charlie will talk to Percy about whether Percy prefers the company of other wizards; Charlie has his own ideas about how he'll spend his holiday.
[Charlie/Draco -- major appearances by Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, and Bill Weasley.]

In which Hendricks does something harder than fighting monsters, and communication is established. [ Hendricks/Gard]

"Weird," Dave said in a curious tone. Chuck instantly regretted using the word, because like most people from Atlantis, his boyfriend heard 'weird' and thought, "I should poke it with a stick." Really, he should have known better than to bring him along to a family reunion, but it couldn't have been helped.

Harry used a Time-turner to change his past. Cedric lived. Other key figures didn't. How can Harry and the Order fight Voldemort now?
GENRES: Suspense, mystery, romance, action-adventure
MAIN PAIRINGS: ADULT, radical AU

Rating: Adult
Pairing: Aberforth Dumbledore/Severus Snape
Summary: A tragedy in five scenes.
Concerning the events surrounding the Battle of Hogwarts, times long before, and an unconventional friendship.

by Vissy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Albus Dumbledore/Phineas Nigellus Black
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling
Warnings: HBP-compliant

Parvati considered a moment, visibly organizing her thoughts. "I bought the house nine months ago," she began. "You may have heard. The Ministry had seized it, of course, and then sold it when they were through digging. Quite a mess they left, too."

Harry winced internally - that hadn't all been the Ministry. It made sense, though -- he'd had neither the inclination nor the strength to closely scrutinize the news for the first few months after the war.

John Sheppard and Ray Kowalski?

Snape has a one night stand with Tonks. It lasts more than one night.