"Seriously," Danny says eventually, after they've sat down with Lilo, who is swinging her feet and staring impatiently at the door, "how do you go out for a jog and trip over a kid? I mean, literally trip over her?"

"I didn't trip over her," Steve protests.

"Yeah you did," Lilo says, helpfully. "Or, almost."

There were times when Danny wanted to resurrect Steve’s father, just so he could punch him in the face.

Danny is filming a documentary on the Coral Prince surf team, focusing on star Kono and mysterious newcomer Steve Smith.

The one where Danny is a mermaid.

"It's just, you don't strike me as somebody who sews, that's all."

"Yeah, how do I strike you?"

One Friday in late September, Steve calls Danny at dawn and says he's taking the day off.

Danny has a secret.

Steve, breathing.

All Rachel really wanted was the perfect father for her unborn child; all Steve McGarrett wanted was to catch his father's killer. Neither of them expected Danny Williams.

So there's this tropical storm and everyone's on lockdown, except Steve who, in between interrogating suspects and driving like a maniac, finds time to pick up a milkshake for Grace. And that's basically Danny's last defence against this ridiculous man shot down, isn't it?

Steve's tattoos tell more of a story than he'll ever admit to.

Danny is not married to Commander Steve Goddamn McGarrett, despite what the entire island seems to think.

"I am so angry right now," Danny says, calmly, dispassionately. "I would threaten to kill you, I would, but someone already has that covered, someone is working on that probably right as we speak, so I don't need to bother. But I want you to know this, Steven--I would."

Behind Steve, another part of his house collapses.

Woke up married.

If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.

~ 12,000 words. Steve/Danny, R. Tag to 1x18

Steve's got a possessive streak, and Danny loves it

Danno, the most courteous and terrifying of the Jersey Mafia mid-level bosses, climbing fast up the food chain and here in Hawai'i for the specific purpose of driving Steve out of his mind.

Steve hesitates with his hand on the doorknob, then looks back over his shoulder at Danny and nods once before disappearing inside, and yeah, Danny is going to be so fucking lucky to get through this night without a coronary event.

Steve wakes to the warmth of sunlight on his skin and the sound of someone moving about in the kitchen. He's reaching for his gun before he remembers that Danny stayed over.

It’s the ninja emotions you have to watch out for.

"I'm just saying," Steve is saying, "that you don't really seem to have settled in here."

Of course Steve is enjoying himself. They're bait for a serial killer who has some sort of serious hangup about tattooing loved ones' names on their skin -- of course Steve thinks this is practically like a vacation, but better, because the chances of collateral damage are higher.

Pairings: Danny/Steve/Catherine, Danny/Steve
Rating: NC 17
Length: ~2.500 words
Category: First time, pure porn
Summary: Pretty people having sex.

In which nothing turns out like Danny expects, but pretty much exactly like he wants.

Danny's Veela genes have never been a problem before now. Now? They're a problem.

When he gets the call from Steve to come and hang out on a Saturday morning, he's a little worried and a lot pissed off. Worried because Steve sounded too casual on the phone, like he was hiding something, and pissed off because Rachel had called him last night telling him that Gracie had been invited to a sleepover, and he wasn't going to be able to pick her up until after lunch.

"I'm never going to have sex again, am I?" Danny asks.

Thursday

Danny woke from a sleep profound enough to make him feel as if waking required an effort similar to climbing a mountain or surfacing from a deep, deep dive.

There's a better than average chance that Danny is getting crazier by association -- and he wouldn't change it for the world (although he could do without the head injuries, thanks).

Danny tucks the filter into the coffeemaker. "Gracie? The driver is bringing her over this afternoon at 3:00 o'clock. Her driver."

There are some things you should take your time with, and, all things considered, it didn't take Danny too long to realise that Steve's one of them.

: Far future AU. A story about mpreg and the implications thereof in which no one actually gets pregnant.

Because every cop fandom needs an "undercover as couple" fic.