When even your mother thinks you should just bang him, you may have a problem. Jim's not sure if he wants to take the chance of ruining one of the few good things he has.

McCoy would find Kirk’s incessant attempts to set him up on dates less exasperating if he wasn’t also having to hide the fact that he already knows who he wants: Kirk.

If Bones wants to spend a ridiculous amount of his own salary keeping an empty apartment, then by all means.

However, as far as touch was concerned? He was a connoisseur. In fact, in some circles, Jim Kirk was considered a bit of a savant on the subject … until he met the exception. Because there's always an exception to prove the rule. Touch is a Switch-verse inverse story.

How to build a lifelong friendship in five easy steps as exemplified by Leonard McCoy and Nyota Uhura.

About 4500 words. As for a summary: McCoy's not sure he believes in love anymore, but Jim's giving him plenty to think about.

Leonard and Nyota find it difficult to sleep when Jim and Spock are away.

Prompt: cowboy position, McCoy receiving
Summary: No, Jim, it was your turn for a fantasy last time...

Summary: Whoever said doctors make the worst patients clearly hadn't foreseen James T. Kirk, who seems to think that being laid up for a spell and getting laid aren't, in fact, contraindicated.

Bones is a werewolf.

The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked.

He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit.

But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?

The one where Kirk and Jocelyn have a heart-to-heart.

Fandom/Kink: Star Trek: Reboot / Object Penetration (Unusual Objects)

Jim Kirk can wait for a good thing, if he has to.

This -- keeping his feelings to himself, which is where they belong -- would be a lot easier if Jim weren't so fucking smart.

Crossover of BSG 2003 and STXI. McCoy is the seventh Cylon model.

"Bones, prepare to be my date."

PAIRING: Kirk/McCoy WORD COUNT: 1,616 RATING: R for implied sexual situations WARNINGS: Vampire!Bones. SUMMARY: Kirk wants to help Bones out.

Captain's log (draft): As of two standard hours ago the whole crew lost a few decades off their age. Memories and intellectual capacity seem intact. First thing I did after the change was make a to-do list (because I'm a genius).

"You have a bigger problem than being held at gunpoint by Ikkelian raiders?"

There’s no excuse, not really – not other than he’s divorced and Jim is perpetually horny.

What better way to celebrate the end of your first year at the Starfleet Academy than with a trip to Las Vegas? Lose some money, get a little drunk, get a little impulsive. Too bad what happens there doesnt always stay there.

(Because there's really no reason to assume McCoy's marriage was the same as in Prime.)

During what should be their finest moment, Bones instead uncovers the dark underside of Starfleet.

Bones gives him an hour. Just one hour to sit on the bridge, still high on the adrenaline that has thus far kept him from falling on his face.

"Leonard McCoy is thirty-one and he’s too fucking old to be anybody’s jealous boyfriend."

McCoy generally had decent powers of observation – he’d have made a poor doctor otherwise – but it took him awhile to realize something was wrong. Jim skipped a day of classes, which wasn’t unusual in and of itself; but he spent the self-appointed free time reading. McCoy informed him that he was holding the data pad too close to his face, then asked what was so interesting. Brow furrowed with concentration, Jim shrugged.

Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: Porn and angst, not necessarily in that order
Summary: In hindsight, he should have realised there and then that James Kirk was completely insane.