“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all.

“Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex.

Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.

Monroe pops the question.

“Lookit that. The vote went through, for the new marriage law.”

Futurefic. New Directions is in Las Vegas for the last Nationals competition of their high school careers. It's supposed to be a glamorous weekend in Sin City capped by a thrilling come-from-behind victory. Then Kurt wakes up married to Puck on the day of the competition, and it's just the start of their problems.

In which the Avengers take advantage of some unexpected downtime around Tony's pool and several of Clint's tattoos are discussed. Including the one just over his heart...

When clients see Harvey's wedding ring, they pass on their compliments to Harvey's wife, not realising that Harvey's husband is sitting three feet away. This bothers Harvey.

The invitation is addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Touya Akira.

Lestrade fulfills his Fae Family's Marriage Debt and gets engaged to Mycroft Holmes, solving one Family's problem--only to gain a whole slew of new ones. (24,219 words)

Yuki had envied her elder sister Ayuko her wedding festival - three weeks of being pampered and fussed over, and the same again with her new husband! She had known, of course, that when she followed Shinko to Tortall, her life would look nothing like those of her kinswomen.

She had, as it happened, reckoned without Baronness Ilane of Mindelan.

The world has been saved and there's really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.

The thing is, this isn't the first time it's happened. For two guys so relentlessly relationship-adverse, Hikaru Sulu and Jim Kirk get engaged a lot, even more than they get fake-married, which defies the Starfleet stats. General Order 34 says Jim has to play along when the aliens get all matrimonial but Subsection 6 makes it easy to annul whatever the aliens asked. After four years exploring this quadrant, they could file those requests in their sleep.

Tony Stark lives a double life; he's secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.

N'awwww. New York passes gay marriage. Steve proposes. Tony tweets. A party is had. Everyone wakes up drunk and in the wrong bed. Peter gets an exclusive but he can't print ANYTHING they actually say. Adorbs all around.

Tony’s running out of time to claim his trust fund. Gibbs offers to lend a hand.

For Science (and also for Toni's Ulterior Motives), the Avengers head up into space. Due to a combination of events, they get mixed up in the left over mess from an old galaxy-cruising sweet-talker, get slimed, and pick up an honorary Avenger along the way. Science never catches a break, and neither do Toni and Steph. Luckily, Wolverine used to be a Reverend. It's probably a Thursday.

Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she's fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?

Sherlock proposes. John thinks the whole idea is ludicrous.

"'True enough', my dear doctor, is my favorite kind of lie."

"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

Steve wants to upgrade his relationship with Tony.

Amazingly, miraculously, against greater odds than the state lottery, the whole day, from ceremony to party, went off without a hitch.

Woke up married.

John, we need to get married.

The residents of the Blüdhaven retirement home didn't care that their rescuer came from an age of myth; they were just glad she was able to reach the fourth floor where the firemen could not. But when she flew through the smoke with Mrs. Kelly in her arms, the cameras were waiting. With the dramatic arrival of Diana, who some are calling "Wonder Woman," the island of Themyscira rejoined the modern world. Talks between the Amazon Nation and Washington in the last week have been kept quiet, but a source close to the White House suggests a surprising announcement may be forthcoming--
[Bruce/Diana]

Klaus needs help and it comes from a very unexpected direction.
[Klaus von dem Eberbach/James]

Sandaime never had to put up with any of this crap.
[Naruto/Gaara]

Woke up married. (Hey, every pairing should get one.)

"We should really get married."

John stared at the red mark on his wrist. "I'm sorry, what?"

Sokka's facing a dilemma. He goes to Aang for help. The news spreads, unintentionally.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sokka/Toph, some mention of Zuko/Mai

Inspired by the events at San Francisco's City Hall in Feburary of 2004.

Where life is like a soap opera.

Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.

Further to Chaos Verse fic, this is the story of the Winry/Havoc.

(Supernatural) ( Wherein the peanut gallery and I were sitting around during my work hours talking about terrible romantic comedies, and I said, lol, wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote Dean/Castiel to The Wedding Date? and there was a prophetic silence and then some stuff happened and I got all turned around and somehow this had happened. [complete]

A mini-series in which Krypton never exploded and Kal-El finds himself in an arranged marriage with Bruce Wayne.

"There's a ritual, Colonel! Do you know what kind of ritual? You have no idea! There could be – it could be dangerous, or, or – perverse!"

Written for the drive-through wedding chapels and toppy Adam prompt in the aianonlovefest; further inspiration provided by the extreme dude-ness of Tommy's myspace comments. Warning for x-rated cracktastic 2am porn. /o\

In which John is injured and Rodney lies for the greater good.

Surely it is a mistake to allow a single youthful indiscretion cloud an already promising career.

Ronon has to participate in an Alien ritual, but he's got other things on his mind.
(1,700 words - Gen - contains some profanity and mature themes - mentions cannon pairings, and the discerning eye may notice some UST here and there.)

So, I was originally inspired by the IOA being assholes about Pegasus natives being in Atlantis. Because if any situation calls for marriage law fic, its that one.

Post-manga, canon universe. Several months after Kagome returns to the Sengoku Jidai, the village celebrates both a successful harvest and a wedding.

"Archie, we got married at--at Elvis's Chapel O' Love and Rainbows. And you're fine with that?"

What better way to celebrate the end of your first year at the Starfleet Academy than with a trip to Las Vegas? Lose some money, get a little drunk, get a little impulsive. Too bad what happens there doesnt always stay there.

"This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue."

Amidst a period of political turmoil, Blaise asks Harry to help get Severus married. More than the traditional complications arise, however, as several people attempt to secure future happiness for themselves—and some, the future of the wizarding world.

In honor of the Registered Partnership of Heather Sparrows and Her Lady, I stole one of Sleeps With Coyote's bunnies and made it hop in a different direction.

"To my great-nephew Arthur I bequeath Tintagel Distribution, wholly and without reserve, save for one condition. You must marry, and stay married, for a period of no less than six months. You're a wonderful businessman Arthur, but a full life needs love and companionship, not just a string of affairs. Settle down young Arthur, and your life will be the richer for it."

It shouldn't have been that hard to get good help.

One man's proposal is another man's proposition. (Byerly/Ivan)
AKA Ivan never sees it coming.

Prompt Used: Undercover Lover/have to pretend to be dating

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

"Lucius Malfoy has invoked the Colligare Gentes. I need you to counter his offer," Sirius said flatly. Snape blinked and released his hold on the door. HP/SS

"You are aware of course of Merlin's Curse?"
Snape searched his memory. "That strange prophecy about the birth of the Protector? A sort of wizarding Arthur who acts as lock and ward, protects the country from invasion, Dark magic and other nasties?"

"Marry?" Lionel shouts, voice rising an outraged octave as it traverses each word. "That's the most absurd thing you've ever bothered to try on me. Alexander Joseph Luthor? Marry? A Kansas schoolboy?"

Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: And this is how you wake up married.

Clark and Lex go to Vegas. Shameless cliches abound.
G
slash, romance, humor

by mz_bstone
A marriage of convenience has some very incovenient complications for Rodney, as he deals with the fact that he's still in love with John Sheppard.

"I'm pretty much left with you as the only reasonable person to assume the mantle of protecting my mind in perpetuity. So we should get married before I'm speared to death by some alien with rudimentary weapons and statistically improbable aim."