Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.
Steve/Natasha

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

Loki randomly shows up naked and sometimes female whenever he feels like it, and whenever Tony is too drunk to remember why sleeping with the enemy is heavily frowned upon. Tony whines about it in the mornings, but Steve is never sympathetic. They agree that Thor should never be told about it."

It occurs to Loki that the man who keeps the hounds has even less to fear than the hounds themselves.

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How Reality Television Did Away With Campaign Ads

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

Sara would never do for John.

Eliot Spencer can kill you with a hatband, Peter!

Supernatural! This was written at the end of S4, which I think makes it much older than the others. I always liked the idea though. I hear Castiel really became an old school God of Vengeance, but by then I'd stopped watching. Called it, yo.

Harvey started out in the mail room, but Jessica's always been good at spotting potential.

Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of Soul.)

Sean and Patrick Bateman just want Harvey to be part of the family.

Peter Burke, ex-FBI agent, met Neal Caffrey, thief, during a bar fight. Peter was in need of a job, and Neal was in need of a bodyguard. Everything was going fine until this art-restorer named Elizabeth hired them to steal a statue...

The Marauders take a road trip.

Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...
Length: 1:54:03

Kyouya does what he has to, in order to keep his customers satisfied. Tamaki/Haruhi, vague hints of Kyouya/Renge.

Summary: Neal's spent thirty years dreaming about snowball fights.
Notes: Have you noticed it's always spring on White Collar?

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

Mozzie has a thing for safehouses and arrogant young con men. Neal has a thing for Mozzie.

Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Ben and Cooper get a home invasion call that turns out to be a little more than Ben bargained for.

Colin Byrne is a con man, an artist, an unlicensed private detective, and an occasional consultant for the police. He's also an ex-felon, an initiate into the unspoken, unseen magic that only prisoners know: how to disappear, how to tell fortunes and steal souls. Now the man who put him in prison, NYPD detective Joseph Wright, wants him to return to Railburg State Correctional Facility to help investigate a case.

Summary: Peter robbed a bank, Elizabeth stole a painting, crazy hotel sex couldn't be far behind.

Neal Caffrey can steal souls. Peter Burke has two shadows. Everything's normal...except when it isn't.

Arthur is king, and change is in the wind.

Dr. Grant is a very pretty mystery, until suddenly he's not. (Grant/Carter)

Neal is so very tired of saying no.

: John Sheppard didn't know he was part of an ATA-gene cloning project until it was much, much too late. Neal and Zane have a serious case of sibling rivalry, Ianto and Tim don't like the uniforms, and Gwen isn't sure she wants to be leader after all.

Fuck you, Cooper likes saving people.

Sex scandals, embezzlement, internet gossip, clandestine love affairs, and one misplaced cake -- it's all in a day's work, in the charitable sector.

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

In another universe, Peter Burke went corporate. He wouldn't have met Neal Caffrey -- except Neal tried to rob his company. And Peter, naturally, caught him.

One criminal consultant. One consulting detective. One serial killer. And one perhaps inadvisable bet...

Stealing from the Illuminati can be problematic.

Rating: R for violence; no sexual content.
Summary: Somewhere between Alejandro and the fistfight, John Watson became someone Sherlock Holmes would kill for.
Warnings: Some graphic violence. And some graphic violins.

"The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet."

There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Repatriating a priceless cultural artefact shouldn't involve housebreaking, handcuffs, or John Watson. But it does, and it's still the right thing to do.

In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks. PG through R rating, RL/NT, RW/HG, HP/SB. Post-HBP, contains extensive spoilers.

Author's Note: Just some AU silliness I came up with, featuring a crimelord called Uncle, Dumbledore's usual oblivious self, and the Dursleys getting what's been coming to them, Sopranos style.

"I await your variable input." "You say the nicest things."

Rating: PG-13; R in the final chapter
Summary: Jack has studied the Cybermen for forty years, and he's damned if he'll let one take any of his people away from him without a fight.

It's not like the Carverquest books had the sanest fandom to begin with. You had your wanks, your sockpuppets, your cosplayers who got at one anothers' throats over who looked more like Dux Carver. Man, there was some hardcore porn in the fandom, all the wank over the underage kiddies having sex, who will think of the children? You had feuds, you do get your standard fandom feud. Seriously, the Harry Potter fandom looked at us and thought, Jesus, at least I'm not a Carverquest fan.

[info]bluejeans07 and I also have a treat for you this morning. While we didn't finish our 24-hour-comic within 24 hours, we did keep working on it, and about a week ago we completed it. We thought we'd keep it under wraps and unveil it on Christmas, seeing as it is about the holiday spirit and all. :)

Dean keeps insisting Castiel do things that humans do; sometimes Castiel is grateful for this, and sometimes...not so much.

Gareth David-Lloyd's quiet evening is interrupted by time travel. And robots.

Remus Lupin never had any trouble passing.

Not passing tests, of course. He was a bright, gifted boy. Not passing for fully human, he'd become adept at that. Not passing for Muggle -- after all, when you've learned to watch even your friends for the slightest hint they knew what you were, even after you knew they knew what you were...well. Learning from Muggles came easily to Remus. A pair of brown trousers, a white collared shirt and a brown waistcoat, and he might be just an overworked accountant, or a burnt-out journalist.

Rambling, semi-plotless partial backstory to Copperbadge's wonderful "Cartographer's Craft", which I heartily recommend you read before reading this.

In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks. [Harry/16 yr old Sirius]

There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic.

"You think," he said, gritting his teeth, "After six thousand years around humans, we both haven't picked up the habit?"

"They're such assholes," Rodney says, faintly awed. "It's like art."

Ronon's friendship with Chuck, the head Gate Tech of the Atlantis mission, leads him to discover the strange and alien ways of Canadians and helps him lay his past to rest.

Sheppard remembered dying in Afghanistan, but since he was still walking around he didn't pay that memory too much mind.

It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when a beautiful, heavily armed woman fell through the Rift, and Jack swore in Esperanto and tried to hide under his desk.

Someday he will have a Jack-to-English dictionary. Though it will contain more than just the words, he supposes. And be unsuitable for children.

"So we made a new rule: if you shoot the Captain you buy dinner."

Your challenge is: Pick any of the crimes against the crown listed by Norrington and elaborate.

[first movie only.] He'd told himself, when they sailed for England where there were more opportunities to sell his swords, that it wasn't because he missed the sea but because it was an opportunity to make his name.

It wasn't as though Upstairs actually frowned on actual sex.

"I didn't steal it, you don't nick bookshops like candy bars!"

Harry Potter was eight years old, and he had a wonderful secret.
[A Harry gets rescued from the Dursleys AU, continues up to mid year three.]

Fictional charecters and identification

It's not like the Carverquest books had the sanest fandom to begin with. You had your wanks, your sockpuppets, your cosplayers who got at one anothers' throats over who looked more like Dux Carver. Man, there was some hardcore porn in the fandom, all the wank over the underage kiddies having sex, who will think of the children? You had feuds, you do get your standard fandom feud. Seriously, the Harry Potter fandom looked at us and thought, Jesus, at least I'm not a Carverquest fan.

Summary: A new side of Claude, a new family for Claire, a new job for Jessica, and a New York for Ando.
Notes: So, I decided, I'm boycotting the hiatus. I figure the only way to actually boycott a lack is to fill that lack with substance, and I'm blocked on my other writing. THUS. This fanfic picks up where episode eighteen left off, and will continue until the hiatus returns and we see how many of my wild and crazy theories come true. I'm asking your indulgence in a couple of things, and I know that -- but if you've read my fic before you know I can make things work when I get the chance. Believe me -- I plan to. *grins*

Post DH fic WIP
Summary: Four years after the events of Deathly Hallows, people have begun to move on, even to forget. For one young soldier of the war, however, the past he laid to rest has begun to resurface, forcing him to question his conceptions of death -- and his sanity.