There were many things Cougar would have liked to unsee, but the world didn't work like that.

Ronon/Teyla/Rodney/John -- R -- 4,600 words
Ronon has a request, Teyla has a rule, John has issues, and Rodney has his doubts.

Eames is very good at pretending.

Sherlock/John -- NC-17 -- 6,000 words
You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.

I always tell you the truth. I can't seem to help it.

Gilly/Gideon -- NC-17 -- 3,300 words
Once again, Gilly fixes everything.
[implied ot4]

"Fun? Sandburg, no sane person has ever called CLETA fun."

Fraser lowered Ray's arms slowly. "It's hard to imagine disliking libraries," he said. "Some of my fondest childhood memories involve libraries."

Five months was a restless age, Harry thought. Hermione kept trying to get Forsizia to nurse -- they'd taken a flying carpet from Rome, so there'd been no question of convincing her to have her usual midmorning snack, and she had to be hungry as a bear -- but Weasley's Wizard Wheezes was brand-new to her, full of sounds and lights and colors, and all she wanted to do was look around.

Fraser/Kowalski -- NC-17 -- 41K
Ray thinks about making a mark

Brian/Bender -- NC-17 -- 82K
John Bender gets a life.

Snape walked over to where the boy had been. In his place was a pile of clothing. Sitting on top of it, blinking through a pair of miniaturized spectacles, was a large green frog.

"Quidditch," said the frog.

Crossover with Diana Wynne Jones' Chrestomanci books -- gen OMG -- 1,000 words
"You do not grab the mysterious beans and take them into the storage closet without me, got it? Those are Chicago beans, and Chicago is going to be there when you deal with them."

For thefourthvine, who prompts: What's the longest John can go without an orgasm?

You can write a long-term relationship that still has the romantic and sexual tension you need to keep the sex sexy. Not many people do, but you can.

Sheppard narrowed his eyes. "Rodney, you are the strangest man I've ever met. And ... almost the strangest woman."

McKay was the perfect object for a crush you never intended to do anything about.

Jim discovers his sixth sense.
NC-17
slash, drama
with Resonant | Nov 2000

Jim/Blair -- NC-17 -- 29K

Blair brings home some stained-glass windows. Jim looks at the glass. Blair looks at Jim.
NC-17 -- 4,100 words (26K)

Jim/Blair -- NC-17 -- 65K

McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 64K
Aliens make them not have sex.

McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 20K

This slave-owner thing was a lot of responsibility.
-- NC-17 -- 14,900

"You're telling me that you would sell your bodies for curiosity, orbital shielding, and a quarter-charged ZPM?" "Well, yeah. Who wouldn't?"

McKay/Sheppard, McKay/OFC, Sheppard/OFC -- NC-17 -- 19,000 words

Harry finds his place in the postwar world.

Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.