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Practical Mathematics - Grey_Bard - Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]
"What do you mean?" asked Steve.

"I'm sorry, for some reason I wasn't expecting a definition of inexperience that included your girlfriend, your 'best friend' and eight chorus girls at once," Tony cracked.
fic  id:grey_bard  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  humor  short  'ao3 
2 days ago by esther_a
The Secret Identity of John Watson
Taken out of context, John and Sherlock's relationship and habits look pretty odd don't they?
fic  f:SherlockBBC  het  outsiderpov  humor  'ffn  via:mls 
3 days ago by esther_a
Phil Coulson is Not the Avengers' Public Relations Manager - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (2012)
From the Avengers Case Files of Phil Coulson: Grocery shopping is necessary, Tony's a little too proud of his tech, Captain America's lost on the streets of New York, and sometimes social injustice just happens.

Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he is not their PR Manager. (6,881 words)
via:theodosia21  fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  humor  gen  s:Clint/Phil  'ao3  movie-verse 
9 days ago by esther_a
Shadowy Vested Interests vs. Tony Stark's Robot Army: A Grudge Match - chaletian - The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it, and returns to the privacy of his underground lair.
'ao3  fic  f:marvel  f:avengers  gen  short  humor  via:paradox22122  movie-verse 
20 days ago by esther_a
The Ratings Game - seekergeek - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
Chuck does his bit for the entertainment-deprived masses of Atlantis.
fic  id:seekergeek  f:SGA  gen  short  humor  'ao3 
29 days ago by esther_a
The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence
nf  humor 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
Oached Pish - EXCERPTS FROM THE DIARY OF A HENCHMINION
Summoned, posted to Zorgon’s castle yestereve.

Looks good. Ancient stonework—cool—damp—busy dungeon. Pretty sure I’ve seen Nargul, Zorgon’s toady, before. The rest of the lads seem a decent lot—average burliness, medium ugly, all fun-loving.


Stood around the dungeon swilling beer and exchanging coarse jokes while the new prisoners were brought in. Promising first day.
fic  f:OriginalFiction  f:Sherwood_Smith  gen  humor  short 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
CaffieneKittySpace - SPN Fanfic: Where Monsters Fear to Roam
There are some closets that scare the monsters.
SPN/Monsters Inc.
'LJ  fic  f:Supernatural  crossover  f:Pixar  gen  pre-canon  kidfic  humor  short 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
Rub That Glitter and Grease Around - weird_situation - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
The aftermath of Clint, Tony, and Darcy's shenanigans.
'ao3  fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  gen  short  crossdressing  humor  movie-verse 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
trololo - Fic: an affront to dignities everywhere
Otters that look like Sherlock Holmes.

[based on this: http://redscharlach.tumblr.com/post/19565284869/otters-who-look-like-benedict-cumberbatch-a]
'LJ  fic  f:SherlockBBC  gen  humor  short  crack 
7 weeks ago by esther_a
Kin - Dolimir - Babylon 5 [Archive of Our Own]
“If it were within my power, I would assume your kinship problems in a micron.”
fic  id:Dolimir  f:Babylon5  gen  short  humor  'ao3 
7 weeks ago by esther_a
Idols - Dolimir - The Sentinel [Archive of Our Own]
Being friends with a cop certainly made life more interesting.
fic  id:Dolimir  f:Sentinel  gen  short  humor  'ao3 
7 weeks ago by esther_a
Disengagement - LizBee - Avatar: The Last Airbender [Archive of Our Own]
Zuko thinks a return to the traditional Fire Nation marriage would be a good thing. Mai thinks Zuko is an idiot.
'ao3  fic  f:AtLA  het  s:Zuko/Mai  post-canon  humor 
8 weeks ago by esther_a
lizbee | FIC: Advice From Fire Lord Zuko To His Sister On The Raising Of Children (with annotations)
"DON'T SET YOUR KIDS ON FIRE. I really can't say that enough."
'dwth  fic  f:AtLA  futurefic  epistolary/document-fic  humor  via:paradox22122 
8 weeks ago by esther_a
Teratogenic effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Tedius Domesticus
nf  humor  science 
8 weeks ago by esther_a
Bad Teacher - TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Mr Lehnsherr (formerly known as the super-villain Magneto) is Jean's favourite teacher ever. This is not actually the same thing as being a good teacher.
fic  f:Marvel  f:X-Men  gen  humor  'ao3  via:sevter 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked - orderlychaos - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
It was only when Phil went to his small, hidden closet to grab a fresh suit that he realised he didn’t actually have a clean suit to change into. Phil grimaced and ran a hand over his face in frustration. Since Phil usually kept at least four suits on hand at all times, not only did that mean that Phil had (rather depressingly) spent the last five days in his office without going home, but he was clearly exhausted because his forward planning was usually way better than this.

In which Phil works too hard, wears jeans and Clint is Clint. And everybody else is just insane.
'ao3  fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  slash  s:Clint/Phil  humor  movie-verse 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Mu - melannen - Dresden Files - Jim Butcher [Archive of Our Own]
A monk asked Jõshû, "Has a dog the Buddha Nature?"
fic  id:melannen  f:DresdenFiles  gen  transformation  humor  'ao3 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
mardahin | The SGC's Automated Phone System.
Thank you for calling Stargate Command, located in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado, USA. Standard business hours are 0800-1600 MST. If it is currently during those hours and you have reached this system, the facillity is currently dealing with an intergalactic crisis. However, your call is important to us.
fic  gen  humor  short  epistolary/document-fic  alien_encounter_form-5B  id:mardahin  f:SGA  f:SG1  'dwth 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare, a harry potter fanfic - FanFiction.Net
At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin.
fic  gen  het  humor  f:HarryPotter  s:Dudley/Other  'ffn 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Bros! - AlchemyAlice - Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Darcy remembers something that Tony (mostly) doesn't, Jane is rendered awkward, and there is some snarking about polka-dot bras.
fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  gen  short  'ao3  humor  movie-verse 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Patron Saint of Falling Over Things - Fic: Never Have I Ever (Doctor Who/Torchwood/Iron Man, PG)
Ianto, Donna and Pepper end up at a secretaries'/assistants' conference and have a conversation about their bosses
fic  f:Ironman  crossover  f:DoctorWho  f:Torchwood  gen  humor  short  'LJ  f:Marvel 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Love! Slash! Angst! - Fic, "Holmes-Breaking," 1/1
“Squirt-bottle,” says Harry’s voice firmly in the earpiece of the mobile. “It’s the only way.”

John can’t have heard her right. “Beg pardon?”

“Squirt-bottle,” she repeats. “Worked perfectly with Georgie.”

John presses his back to the wall outside 221 Baker Street and stuffs his free hand into his coat pocket to slow the process of his fingers turning to ice. “Georgie was a cat.”
fic  f:SherlockBBC  slash  humor  short  'LJ  s:Holmes/Watson 
10 weeks ago by esther_a
Now We've Learned To Kiss The Sky - torakowalski - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all.

“Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex.

Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.
fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  slash  s:Clint/Phil  marriagefic  cute  humor  'ao3  movie-verse 
10 weeks ago by esther_a
Toph Bei Fong Overcomes Her Initial Misgivings To Discover Newer, Fresher Misgivings Beneath Them - nextian (cosmogyral) - Baccano!, Avatar: The Last Airbender [Archive of Our Own]
Toph and Sokka meet Miria Harvent and Isaac Dian. Hilarity ensues.
fic  f:AtLA  crossover  f:Baccano  gen  humor  'ao3  o_0 
10 weeks ago by esther_a
coneycat_fic - Norsekink prompt: Lullaby and Goodnight
Tony's first clue that something weird was going on was when he walked into the bathroom and found Loki, in pajamas, brushing his teeth.
fic  f:Thor  f:Avengers  gen  humor  crack  id:coneycat  'LJ  movie-verse  f:Marvel 
11 weeks ago by esther_a
Untitled (Anders/Fenris, F!Hawke/Isabela)
"I hope they fucked," said Isabela, hanging her legs over Hawke's thighs. She leaned against Varric, who was busy checking his books and didn't seem to care that Isabela was using him as back support. "I really, really do."
via:Sister_Wolf  fic  f:dragonage  slash  drunkfic  short  humor  commentfic  'LJ 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
cyerus: BBC Sherlock fic: The Internet Is Not Just For Porn
"Sherlock," Lestrade said carefully, "exactly how did you meet, uh, John?"

"Over the internet."

The poignant silence from before was back, along with its friends Awkward and Holy Fuck.

"Oh god," Donovan moaned. "Why couldn't you have found yourself a nice serial killer?"
fic  f:SherlockBBC  slash  s:Holmes/Watson  short  humor  'LJ 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
Pop Quiz, Hotshot by anonymous (PG-13)
Written for the prompt: So there's a standoff. Police and John on one side, bad guy with gun pointed at Sherlock on the other side.

Sherlock purposely does something to kidnapper and gets himself shot. He's dead on the ground, and the police are now free to take down that SOB.

...John, calm as you like walks up, and kicks Sherlock's legs. "It's over you can stop acting now."

Anderson says, "but he's dead."

Sherlock says, "thank you for your opinion anderson." and shows the vest. (1,669 words)
fic  f:SherlockBBC  gen  short  humor  commentfic  via:jenna_marianne  'LJ 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
Mission Reports - Gwynne - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold [Archive of Our Own]
It helped to be able to decode the damn thing, and translate Miles-speak into something a normal person would recognise.

He’d actually started a list, in case he dropped on the spot one day and some other poor sod had to take over. It was vital to leave a translation key for his replacement.
fic  f:Vorkosigan  gen  epistolary/document-fic  humor  short  'ao3 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
and then worst of all you never call - roslindi - NCIS [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: The bartenders and regular patrons of The Fox & Chance started calling them The Godparents sometime last year.

(Tony and Ziva are best friends mostly because they are both terrible people.)
fic  f:NCIS  gen  humor  short  via:Carnadosa  'ao3 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
icarus_chained: Meme result - Wheel'n'Deal - Dresden Files/Good Omens crossover
I was having a bad day. The kind that starts with a baseball bat to the head, and ends with a really smug demon helping you out of a circle
fic  id:icarus_chained  f:DresdenFiles  crossover  f:GoodOmens  gen  short  humor  s:Aziraphale/Crowly  awesome  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
The Grimm Kink Meme - Happy Hippie Harmony in the Woods, 1/3
"I have two parents in there who think I'm running some kind of hippie commune in here, my mom keeps crying, and there are two teenagers running through a week's worth of food supply in my kitchen."

"Holly and Roddy are here?" Nick asked casually.

Monroe stared at him. "That's what you got from that?"
fic  f:Grimm  gen  humor  commentfic  short  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
hold your liquor to make it quicker - ornategrip - Grimm (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Hank and Wu have a clever plan to finally get to meet Nick's boyfriend: Get Nick drunk and then hand him his cell phone.
fic  via:kuiskata  f:Grimm  slash  short  humor  drunkfic  established_relationship  s:Nick/Monroe  id:ornategrip  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
Just like Ginger Rogers by siria / siriaeve
"Pepper knows that sometimes you just have to do things for yourself."
fic  id:siriaeve  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  gen  het  s:Tony/Pepper  humor  via:Laria_Gwyn  'dwth  movie-verse 
february 2012 by esther_a
Rules for Parents - Gwynne - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold [Archive of Our Own]
• Any activity involving the words ‘target practice’ is banned until further notice.
fic  f:Vorkosigan  gen  humor  short  list  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
joisbishmyoga: Shift
For future reference, always always always dig deep into your family history before attempting any form of shapeshifting, demon summoning, picking up items of mystic or unknown provenence, opening up sexual relations, or pitting yourself against a hero/villain. I think it's in the Evil Overlord list.
fic  id:joisbishmyoga  f:YuYuHakusho  f:RurouniKenshin  gen  short  humor  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
mireille719: FIC: Sports Night Confidential (SN, Dan/Casey, PG-13)
"Someone wrote a story about us having sex!"

Dan had clicked the "back" button, and was looking at the main page again. "Correction. A lot of someones wrote a lot of stories about us having sex. Also about you having sex with Steve Sarris. And me having sex with Kelly. There's also one where you get pregnant. I don't know how they even begin to explain that one."
fic  f:SportsNight  slash  metafic  short  humor  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
janice_lester - Fic: Sub Rosa
Jim snoops about in the message buffers, seeing what his crew are writing to each other when they're supposed to be working.
Spock/McCoy
fic  f:StarTrekAOS  gen  slash  humor  epistolary/document-fic  short  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
Warren Ellis » Happy Horny Werewolf Day Cards
nf  graphics  humor 
february 2012 by esther_a
The Sporting Thing - Isagel - Lewis (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Written for a prompt left by gumbie_cat: ""Heading deeper into the land of cliches: how about if instead of aliens undergraduates somehow make them do it?" (I admit, I love this prompt so much, I want Undergraduates Make Them Do It to become a Lewis fandom trope. *g*)
fic  f:Lewis  slash  short  DeusSexMachina  humor  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
So Far - james - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
There's a rhythm to Danny Williams' life, and it sounds a lot like his own voice screaming 'what the hell are you doing, McGarrett?' Even after all these years.
fic  id:james  f:hawaii5-0  slash  futurefic  humor  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
I think we may have finally reached the limit of Open World games. - melannen - Homestuck, British Comedian RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.
fic  id:melannen  f:Homestuck  crossover  f:RPF  gen  epistolary/document-fic  humor  awesome  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
The Theory, a bleach fanfic - FanFiction.Net
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
fic  f:Bleach  gen  short  crack  humor  via:rosadina  'ffn 
february 2012 by esther_a
In The Privacy Of Bowls - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Jade and Eridan have cybersex for which Jade has to google things about troll biology like what an ovipositor is.
fic  f:Homestuck  het  xeno  humor  epistolary/document-fic  via:krim  'ao3 
february 2012 by esther_a
I'd Rather Laugh With The Sinners Than Cry With The Saints - BBC SH Fic - Big Brother Is Watching You
“Hang on,” he says slowly. “This is a TV studio.”

“Correct,” says Sherlock, following Mycroft down yet another corridor filled with stressed-looking tech guys.

“This is the Big Brother TV studio,” clarifies John as they pass a sign.

“Correct again,” says Sherlock. “You're on a roll, John, well done.”

John stops where he is and Sherlock, Mycroft, and Mycroft's group of Mysterious Men In Suits all stop as well. “When you said that Mycroft could get me a place in the safest house in the country, this was not what I was expecting.”

“Probably not,” says Sherlock. “But if I'd told you that, you'd never have agreed to stay in it.”
fic  f:SherlockBBC  slash  crack  humor  o_0  'LJ 
february 2012 by esther_a
Family Traditions - a_mere_trifle - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Rose was familiar with the concept of "cold feet", and even more familiar with her family's tendency to hide emotions, but she had not expected this.
fic  f:Homestuck  slash  futurefic  humor  'ao3 
january 2012 by esther_a
Yukina and the Yakuza, a yu yu hakusho fanfic - FanFiction.Net
Yukina makes a surprisingly good accomplice, even if she does apologize to police officers.
fic  f:YuYuHakusho  femalecharacters  humor  short  id:nightwalker  'ffn 
january 2012 by esther_a
insaneidiot: [Star Trek Reboot] Wrote the Book
The crew of the Enterprise is subjected to a compulsory seminar on Inappropriate Workplace Behavior, and Jim Kirk finds this to be particularly challenging.
fic  f:StarTrekAOS  humor  s:Kirk/Spock  'LJ 
january 2012 by esther_a
lannamichaels: "Selections From The Personal Journals Of Adam Pierson, Methos Researcher." (M/D, M/K) R
I'd requested one of his Chronicles out of professional interest last year to help investigate Kronos in his Koren disguise and that was noticed. Stupid of me, but my brothers are my weakness. As are french fries. I was pulled over today while I was making photocopies of the latest library regulations. Professional interest must come first, so the questions started with conjecture that Methos might come out of hiding to help Macleod some day (keep hoping, Dawson), and then descended into what Julian used to call Telling you this for your own good. I call it friendly extortion because by the time these wagers pay off, I'll be out of this country and using a different name. But it isn't like I need the money. The latest John Grisham can wait.
fic  f:Highlander  slash  epistolary/document-fic  humor  short  'LJ 
january 2012 by esther_a
white_knuckle: Young Justice- “He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?”
In retrospect, Bruce should have gotten suspicious when he caught Dick measuring the closets in the empty bedrooms, but at the time the sun had been threatening to explode—for the third time that MONTH—and he'd had bigger concerns.
fic  f:DCU  gen  short  humor  'LJ 
january 2012 by esther_a
answer_key: [Wamuu]
The invitation is addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Touya Akira.
fic  f:HikaruNoGo  slash  humor  marriagefic  short  'LJ 
january 2012 by esther_a
Saw This And Thought Of You - ArwenLune - Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
The one where Jack O'Neill and Vala go shopping together, Samantha Carter forces innocent sergeants onto the path of academia, and Cadman gets to say "Colonel, permission to fire that whale through the gate?"
fic  f:SG1  f:SGA  gen  humor  'ao3 
january 2012 by esther_a
Festivids! - Gift for Carnivorous Giraffe (Jeeves & Wooster)
Jeeves loves mayhem. Just so long as he's not picking up after it.
nf  -Fanvid  f:Wodehouse  humor 
january 2012 by esther_a
daegaer: Going Home
It took some time to track down Aziraphale’s replacement. He wasn’t basing himself in London. After a fruitless two months of searching, Crowley decided to go on the offensive. After all, he had a lot of experience in offending angels.
fic  id:daegaer  f:GoodOmens  gen  humor  post-canon  favorite  'LJ 
january 2012 by esther_a
the art of description, an avatar: last airbender fanfic - FanFiction.Net
Zuko and Toph take a life-changing field trip. Well, by some definitions of life-changing field trip.
fic  f:AtLA  gen  epistolary/document-fic  short  humor  'ffn 
january 2012 by esther_a
Inconcievable - melannen - Sherlock (TV), Princess Bride (1987) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock really needs to go to the cinema more often.
fic  id:melannen  f:SherlockBBC  gen  humor  'ao3 
january 2012 by esther_a
The Madame Curie Look-A-Like Contest and Other Failed Diversions - merriman - Real Genius (1985) [Archive of Our Own]
Not every idea Chris Knight has is a good one.
fic  f:RealGenius  gen  humor  yuletide  'ao3 
january 2012 by esther_a
Banter and Broomsticks - starseverywhere- Sports Night [Archive of Our Own]
If we call it coaching, that firmly implies what he has been doing is a sport. And I think if nothing else, we can both agree it's not.
fic  f:SportsNight  gen  yuletide  humor  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
metisket | everyone loves a scandal
So Irene Adler is canonically a New Jersey con artist, a fact which has gotten more hilarious with each year that’s passed since Conan Doyle first wrote it, and that begs to be taken advantage of.
Irene Addler/Godfrey Norton
fic  id:metisket  gen  het  casefic  femalecharacters  humor  awesome  'dwth 
december 2011 by esther_a
Deck the Mall - infinimato - Burn Notice [Archive of Our Own]
To find a thief they need to be a mall Santa and his elves. What could go wrong?
fic  f:BurnNotice  gen  yuletide  humor  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
Money often costs too much - Elfwreck - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold [Archive of Our Own]
Miles' expense reports ranged from intriguing to astronomical; Illyan was prepared to have to justify his special ops budget eventually. The hard part would be convincing them to let him keep handling it his way.

Timeline: Post-Borders of Infinity; pre-Mirror Dance.
fic  f:Vorkosigan  gen  yuletide  humor  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
Dear Aristotle - CrunchySalad - Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF, Bill & Ted (1989 1991) [Archive of Our Own]
In a letter to Aristotle, Hephaiston documents a brief detour to Meiza, the site of his formative education. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a peaceful few days reminiscing about old times is interrupted by two strange men the likes of which Hephaiston has never seen.
fic  f:misc.Movies  history  timetravel  gen  humor  yuletide  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
Hen Party - perryvic - Discworld - Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Tiffany was beginning to regret ever asking Nanny Ogg to be involved in preparations for her impending marriage to Preston.
fic  f:Discworld  het  femalecharacters  humor  yuletide  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
Texts From Cephalopods - volta_arovet - Octopus Steals My Video Camera and Swims off with It While It's Recording (Youtube) [Archive of Our Own]
It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.
fic  f:Misc.Other  gen  epistolary/document-fic  crack  yuletide  animals  humor  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
The Tough Guide to Yuletide - russian_blue - Tough Guide to Fantasyland - Diana Wynne Jones [Archive of Our Own]
Bear
The most dangerous of the animals inhabiting the land of YULETIDE. Bears have reportedly eaten Tourists who fail to complete their ASSIGNMENTS on time. Some few Tourists claim that having a Bear snack on their toes is a motivating experience, but we do not recommend testing these claims. If you find yourself in imminent danger of being eaten by one or more Bears, you may wish to consider DEFAULTING.
fic  metafic  yuletide  f:Diana_Wynn_Jones  humor  f:ToughGuide  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
Cthulu tree
nf  photos  humor  tentacles 
december 2011 by esther_a
The Son-in-Law - Tossukka - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
”Your son is a major arse.”

”Who is this?”

”This is Merlin Emrys. The one who dated your son for four years, and I just called you to inform that your son is an arse and I can’t believe I put up with him all that time. Is it only him or is it some Pendragon thing I wasn’t aware of?”
fic  f:Merlin  s:Arthur/Merlin  humor  'ao3 
december 2011 by esther_a
In The Box, a firefly fanfic - FanFiction.Net
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
fic  f:Firefly  gen  humor  'ffn 
december 2011 by esther_a
moonythestrals: Inception fic - When No One is Around You
this is for [info]fahye, who had this to say about what Eames' first name is: "the fact that I couldn't make one work suggests that it is in fact so terrible that it would require professional extraction for him to own up to it."
fic  f:Inception  gen  humor  'LJ 
december 2011 by esther_a
Bunny Slippers (for Lack of a Better Title) - katsu - Thor - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Everyone said that Thor was Loki's greatest enemy. These were all people that had watched far too much TV and probably enjoyed epic fantasies like Lord of the Rings and anything that involved elves. The actual truth was both sadder and more complicated: boredom was Loki's greatest enemy. Like the ubiquitous whirring motor that was the centerpiece of any decent mad scientist's laboratory, Loki's brain had only two speeds – fast, and insane – and its faulty internal gyroscope meant that fast was only really in use as a means to get to insane, when things started spinning out of control in interesting ways, right before the motor jumped the track and set an innocent village on fire.
fic  f:Thor  gen  humor  'ao3  movie-verse  f:Marvel  from delicious
november 2011 by esther_a
holli | Accidents Will Happen
GEN. Some Goth teenagers accidentally resurrect John Winchester. No, seriously.
fic  f:supernatural  gen  humor  2x  awesome  outsiderpov  'LJ 
november 2011 by esther_a
Nerd Cave - The Incredible Bouncing Knight
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
fic  f:Merlin  gen  short  humor  'LJ 
november 2011 by esther_a
Negotiating with Terrorists (and Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures)
Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
fic  f:Supernatural  slash  crack  humor  short  s:Dean/Castiel  'LJ  from delicious
november 2011 by esther_a
fiction, fiction, fiction - Fic: A Study in Sherlock (BBC Sherlock)
What if John solved Study in Pink? Answer: Badassery.
fic  f:SherlockBBC  gen  AU  short  humor  'LJ 
november 2011 by esther_a
In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! | Kantayra
John's BAMFness and Sherlock's damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
fic  f:SherlockBBC  gen  humor  short  'ao3 
october 2011 by esther_a
Yalta - caulkhead - Cabin Pressure [Archive of Our Own]
When Carolyn's favourite client organises a party, MJN Air are chartered to deliver the entertainment. But when Arthur is unable to resist the call of the wild, who would have thought those cute furry faces could cause so much trouble?
fic  f:CabinPressure  gen  humor  'ao3 
october 2011 by esther_a
friendshipper: White Collar fic: Red vs. Blue
Anyone who makes Neal play paintball should be prepared for the possibility that he'll find some way to rig it.
fic  gen  humor  id:Sholio  f:WhiteCollar  'dwth  from delicious
october 2011 by esther_a
attackfish | Shortfic: The Life and Times of Ezra Smith
In which Neal burns an alias, Moz gets cabin fever, Kate plays Scheherazade, and Diana and Clinton amuse themselves at the expense of others.
fic  gen  humor  f:WhiteCollar  'dwth  from delicious
october 2011 by esther_a
If It Makes You Happy - Dwarfankylosaur - Dresden Files - Jim Butcher [Archive of Our Own]
Written for dresden_kink round 4 for the following challenge:

Marcone hates the thought of Harry being in a relationship with Thomas. Mainly because if he had Harry's attention he'd never let him go. It drives him insane that Thomas just doesn't seem to care that much but Harry seems to love him anyway.

Marcone concocts a plan to make Harry happy--by making sure Thomas makes Harry happy--no matter how much it pains Marcone to do so. If/when that doesn't work there's always the last resort--steal Harry away to do it himself.
fic  slash  humor  f:DresdenFiles  s:Dresden/Marcone  'ao3 
october 2011 by esther_a
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