Darcy has been assigned to teach Captain Stephanie Rogers, or Steph, as she's told Darcy to call her, about the modern world and how to fit into it. This results in shenanigans, sassing Coulson, snarking with Natasha, Tony leering, movie dates and eventual makeouts.

"Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]"

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.

But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack.

Eddie gets territorial when the Ziegevolk puts Girl!Nick under his spell, now cleaned up, and expanded to include the (not plot but porn-related) payoff scene. About 6

'Girl!Barry wants Roddy. She just... doesn't know how to get him.'

A brief tale of utterly mad parents told by Miss Rosalind Watson-Holmes of 221B Baker Street. An epilogue of sorts to the series.

Shoshana Holmes, says the almost blank page in front of Joss Watson, cursor blinking at her mockingly.

It's almost blank because she doesn't know how to continue. She's not sure that she has the words to describe Shoshana.

For the Porn Battle XII prompt: 'f!John Watson/f!Sherlock Holmes, 'experiment'

In which always-a-girl Johanna Watson really can't resist any suggestions from always-a-girl Sherlock Holmes, even though she's always thought of herself as straight and Sherlock's, well, a mystery. Unsubtle, unrepentant smut *g*

"Are you trying to tell me that you overslept because you were up too late masturbating?" Kurt asks. Her voice is high, caught between indignant and turned on.

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

When he is forty years old, Loki Odinsson turns into a girl, and refuses to turn back.

At first, no one notices. At that age, there is not yet a great deal of difference between little girls and little boys; Loki had always been fine-boned and fair-faced, and even if there were some grand clue to find, the court only has eyes for Thor by now. A sly, skinny child could go unnoticed for days, if they so chose.

Loki so chooses.

a retelling of the pilot (and beyond) where Mike is more of a Micah.

A young Furyan couple ask an Elemental oracle about their daughter.

Keeping the doctor away
Sherlock/girl!John, PG, 1672 words. Boobs!

Darcy only wanted to get away for awhile. Loki only wanted to indulge his curiosity. But fate has set their paths to crossing, with each other and with something more; something that will prove to be very, very dangerous to the both of them.

For Science (and also for Toni's Ulterior Motives), the Avengers head up into space. Due to a combination of events, they get mixed up in the left over mess from an old galaxy-cruising sweet-talker, get slimed, and pick up an honorary Avenger along the way. Science never catches a break, and neither do Toni and Steph. Luckily, Wolverine used to be a Reverend. It's probably a Thursday.

Steph makes the mistake of asking, “What do you do for fun?” one afternoon when she and Tony are alone in the mansion, when they’re both sweaty and pleasantly sore from a couple hours spent sparring.

With a deep breath, JD Dunne climbed from the stagecoach headfirst into a world of trouble.

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

It's a terrible thing to be nearly sixteen and the wrong species. What if his species wasn't the only thing Carrot was wrong about?

Ranma starts secretly exploring what it means to be a woman. What happens when someone finds out? Co-authored with Ichinohei Hitomi and Katrina Lee Halbred.
Ranma/Akane

Fan-casting a genderswapped Good Omens movie

It's my birthday and I'll write genderfucking Thor porn if I want to! =D

Marcone settled a knee between mine, insinuating herself like a snake. Into my space, into my life, into my head, and now into my freaking pants. Sometimes I swear it might have been easier to agree to be her pet wizardess all those years ago. Maybe she would have been satisfied with a little piece of me, instead of demanding everything.

. . . Nah.

In which Harriet Dresden, (call her Harry) takes the Archive shopping for bras, with a slight detour for ice cream.

When Henry Bennet, only son and heir to an eccentric country squire, crosses paths with Catherine Darcy of Pemberley, she publicly insults him and runs interference in his sister's romance. Naturally, proposals, matchmaking messes, an elopement, an abundance of mixed signals, and massive misunderstandings ensue.

The transition between Sasuke and Saki-chan is always the hardest part.

YOU GUYS I JUST REALLY WANT ALWAYS-A-GIRL YUSUF! SHE'S A BADASS SCIENTIST! MAYBE SHE MAKES OUT WITH ARIADNE! SHE'S A REALLY GRATE DRIVER!

"We should probably go soon, anyway," she says. "There's an unconscious man in the ladies' bathroom with 'wanker' written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions."

Written for the prompt "Oh my God if we're going for cliches why has no one requested bodyswap yet? I NEED IT IN MY LIFE." at the kink meme on the H 5-0 comm Pineapple Infested.

Summary: In which witches turn Merton into a girl and Tommy is confused.

hogun of Steel is an Elseworld story which places the JLA into feudal Japan. In this world, Clark is named Hoshi (Star), a strange man with otherworldly powers. He's recruited to battle the evil warlord Zunou ("Brain" in Japanese) by a Japanese woman named Hana (Flower), who goes by Komori (the Bat).

800 words, Sept. 2010. Edith and Rabadash in Tashbaan, thinking of history and poetry, desire and war.

"Hey, I just realized!" Bob said. "You're like a country song: you lost your house, you lost your car, you lost your job, and now you've lost your dick!"

Lucille Porteous learns to drive when she's five — her daddy sits her on his lap, puts her tiny hands on the steering wheel, and shows her how to steer and signal while he pushes on the pedals according to her demands. [female!pooch AU]

"So how was your sister?"

"Hmmm? Oh, fine. Annoying. Sends her best." She suppresses a smirk at the shudder John tries to hide; his fear of Myra is always amusing, if misguided. It's not like Myra is likely to harm the person she thinks she can con into making an honest woman of Sheridan.

Pairing: girl!McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Just – try to behave,” General Landry says. “And not kill anyone.”
Words: ~3,000

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Kinda.
Author's note: This is a Psych AU written for the [community profile] cliche_bingo prompt, 'genderswap'. Most of the dialogue comes from various episodes from seasons 1 and 3.

The Sandburg Curse - on their thirtieth birthday members of Blair's family have been known to change sex for a year. But try telling Jim that! He learns the hard way that there's more to Blair than he ever thought, and also how tricky those Sentinel mating instincts can be when faced with a female Guide.

Percy/Annabeth, genderswap,

When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator. Set in Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan universe

"Honestly, sir," Lorne said, "...most of us were here when you turned into a bug. This is pretty small potatoes."
[not genderswap]

Prompt: 433. Harry Potter. Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley. Teddy Lupin has lived his life as male but when he becomes involved in a relationship with Victoire Weasley, who is only interested in other women, he uses his Metamorphmagus shapeshifting abilities to become female. Their friends and family believe the two are a heterosexual couple. Victoire wants to come out as a lesbian couple but Teddy is confused as to whether he is male or female, straight or lesbian.
Summary: When Teddy discovers a new way to be liquid, Victoire helps him to find stability.

Characters/Pairings: girl!Xanxus/Squalo
Summary: In which meeting the boss's daughter changes Squalo's life.

Xanxus/♀Squalo pregnancy! and kid!fic that is IC
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, romance, some angst.
Word Count: +/- 14 600.
Summary: It was a good thing Xanxus didn't have to justify himself to anyone, because he wasn't quite sure he could explain this.

Ping nods, and at this he's fast and nimble, and soon his stance is prepared, expression collected though his breathing still translates the nerves he feels.
A/N: Written for [info]springkink mulan, shang/ping/(mulan): swords, before the truth comes out

pairing: Meredith McKay/Teyla Emmagan
spoilers: general season four

Lady Araminta was seen off from the docks at Chenstowe-on-Sea with great ceremony if not much affection by her assembled family. She departed in the company of not one but two maids, a hired eunuch swordsman, and an experienced professional chaperone with the Eye of Horus branded upon her forehead, to keep watch at night while the other two were closed.

Sad to say these precautions were not entirely unnecessary. Lady Araminta—the possessor of several other, more notable names besides, here omitted for discretion—had been caught twice trying to climb out her window, and once in her father's library, reading a spellbook. On this last occasion she had fortunately been discovered by the butler, a reliable servant of fifteen years, so the matter was hushed up; but it had decided her fate.

Being the private correspondence between two prominent families regarding a singular event of late March.

Loki accidentally turns Tony into a woman. Steve is less than thrilled. Hijinks ensue. (Steve/Tony, Jan, Hank, and Wanda) Written for the capiron_bigbang challenge.

Prompt: Discworld, any character, The ongoing changes in dwarven views on gender and sexuality have any number of repercussions. How many young dwarves are "coming out" as the gender they weren't born as? Conversely, is all this openness actually eroding dwarven freedom to view themselves however, and marry whomever, they wish?
Summary: It's amazing how the world rarely gets less complicated.

“We had a deal!” John said, outraged.

“We were drunk!” Rodney protested. “It doesn’t count.”

Sequel to Daughter of Man, because the T was a little too U, even for me. Now it came about, when men began to multiply on the face of the land, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose.

a springboard to explore one possible way Donna could have decided to change her sex.

prompt: Gender-reversal: Hakuba and Kaito, mutual exploration. Maybe they piss off Akako and get zapped with a spell? Whatever. They'd make cute girls.

Girl!Spock/Uhura femslash, all the things Vulcans don't do

Interesting always-female AU

Anybody who knew the whole story -- both sides of the Great Divide -- would laugh to hear him say he doesn't hate his life.

Summary: John walks a mile.
Pairings: A (sadly) brief interlude of Girl!John/Ronon, Girl!John/Rodney, Regular!John/Rodney

Notes: I can hear eliade laughing her ass off from here, saying, "Whatever happened to 'I hate genderfuckery'???" Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny at Skirts and there was a little scene missing, and I asked if I could fill it in, and…genderfuckery.

This story starts at Madelyn's It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along Bone's Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction. Madelyn and Bone were nice enough to let me play too. :)

From the moment Ping had arrived at the camp, he'd been different. Shang had never entertained much thought of love or lust either way, but with Ping it had been unexpected, to say the least. [het?]

What was it about the boy that drew Shang to him, lately?

'She'd been a boy, and now she was a woman, but she'd never been a girl': Gary reflects on his friends Alan and Alanna.

"I think, uh. I think I have a bit of a problem," Merlin begins. This is something of an understatement.

Supernatural; girl!Sam/Dean; AU; adult; vague spoilers through 4.03; 1,080 words
"You'd give it up for Tony Stark?" "Like you wouldn't?"

John really shouldn't have activated that artifact. Really.

As the man who opened the Stargate twenty-five years ago, Dr. Daniel Jackson has become one of the most highly sought-after interview subjects of the decade. We caught up with him and his wife in their Colorado Springs home -- and the results weren't what you might think. SUZANNE KOURENA | May, 2021 A Rolling Stone exclusive