Neal's kitten seems to have entirely the wrong idea about Peter, but how can you tell a cat anything?

Bruce's greatest fear in life after his daughter is born isn't Loki or HYDRA or how they're going to afford college tuition. It's that one day she's going to meet the Other Guy and he'll hurt her.

Bruce plans to spend his vacation at Stark Tower quietly, finishing up some projects he hasn't had time to work on in years. And maybe blowing up some things with lasers.

Virgil came awake slowly, sleep-stupid and puzzled by the shifting in his mattress.

Four times John gave Rodney cool birthday presents and the one time he didn't.

Monroe pops the question.

And yeah, sure, he had fallen in love with Laliari because she was a beautiful person. That was what love is, after all, but he still didn't understand why everyone else didn't see how beautiful she was.

In which the Avengers take advantage of some unexpected downtime around Tony's pool and several of Clint's tattoos are discussed. Including the one just over his heart...

Fill for this prompt on the kinkmeme. Someone slips Nick a truth serum and Monroe has to suffer through the consequences.

I want to read something with Harvey's head in Mike's lap, with Mike stroking Harvey's hair.

"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.

Castiel is bad at relationships. Exasperated by his little brother, Gabriel decides to set him up with one of his Trickster friends, a demi-god of the roadways named Dean.

The strawberry daiquiri is indeed a drink worthy of adulation, but Thor prefers the taste of Jane Foster.

Takes place right after "One Day Out West". Ezra is adjusting to the town rather like Brer Rabbit ‘adjusted’ to Tar Baby when he gets tangled up with the bereft Potter family and the Widow Travis

Steve wants to upgrade his relationship with Tony.

Amazingly, miraculously, against greater odds than the state lottery, the whole day, from ceremony to party, went off without a hitch.

Stray pets and stray Luthors are both up for adoption.

Scorpius Malfoy meets his cousin Teddy.

Molly had been babysitting Ginny’s boys for only an hour and she was already nearly exhausted.

It was ironic that his and Loki's greatest mistakes had led to her.

So there's this tropical storm and everyone's on lockdown, except Steve who, in between interrogating suspects and driving like a maniac, finds time to pick up a milkshake for Grace. And that's basically Danny's last defence against this ridiculous man shot down, isn't it?

A strangely romantic gesture, coming from Sherlock: a marriage of science and symbolism.

Daphne and Osgood enjoy their wedding night.

Elizabeth likes the cute FBI agent who's currently stalking her with a surveillance van. Peter's already fallen hard.

In which Gregor introduces Laisa to some Winterfair traditions which date back to his own childhood.

aka Allison's Bad Day

David/Rush
prompt was vampire AU - irresistible fascination
not worksafe; no spoilers
~1900 words
It isn't so simple as attraction, though that is certainly part of it; David has been smitten with other handsome young men before this, even if he must admit that none of them were quite like Rush.

The thing about Mike, Rudy thought in fractured moments, was that he really couldn't hide how he felt. If you weren't clueless, you could read every thought that crossed his mind, figure out the way he felt about you from the way he stood and the way he moved and the kind of smile he gave you.

Donald comes home late and ponders his love for the man who's there waiting for him.

Leaning back on his hands, Riku watched the water until the sound of waves made everything else go quiet. He'd missed the ocean. It still brought back a little of the old itch, the need for something more, but-- and this was the part that he hadn't understood before-- mostly because he knew he'd have someplace to come home to, after.

: David/Rush, relaxing and being the teenagers they are for once.

Prompt: Luke convinces the outsider Guy that it's not only the locals who want Guy to stay.

David/Rush college AU

Guy checks out Kyle's sketchbook.

Summary: The dark powers have some... particularly interesting applications.
Canon/Spoilers: Kingdom Hearts 2, set... after the game?
Notes: Smut. Tentacles. Fluff. Fluffsmut with tentacles. Crack. Um.

FANDOM: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
SUMMARY: Perry has something to tell Harry.

It’s raining, they’re lost, Robin’s been bitten by a basilisk, and it’s getting dark. So, just another day (and night) in the woods.

Alys and Simon at Gregor's wedding. Romantic fluff.

Fai snaps a bit and forgets to be diffident. Kurogane approves of this. Written for the Porn Battle prompt: Fai/Kurogane, territory. Fang-Porn with Characterization, I-3, slight spoilers Nihon arc

Fai and Kurogane get to have their cake fangs and eat with them too. Written for the promt: Kurogane/Fai, an ideal ending. Romance with Light Fang-porn, I-3

By the time Hardison and Parker make it out of the bar and upstairs to Nate's loft, Eliot's already sacked out, sitting in the middle of the couch with his head tipped back and his arms flung wide. There's a spot of oil on his jeans, something suspicious on the toe of his boot, but if appearances can be trusted, he made it through this job with all the buttons on his shirt intact.

Snow sculptures appear around Tomoeda, but no one knows who created them. Except Touya doesn't seem surprised...

Last Remnant
David/Rush
~1500 words
They will need music, of course; the crucial difference between dancing and combat is learning to time one's movements to music rather than to the rhythms of unscripted motion.

Liz doesn't often go to functions like bachelorette parties. She may have overdone it a little.

He has so many ideas now. His mind feels ripe with them: plans and notions, things he wants, things he might try to figure out how to do or have. It shocks him, somewhat, that humans aren’t more often paralyzed by this vast array of choice. Waking up every morning with a line of decisions before him: should he get up, be the first to slip from his bed and under the warm stream of the shower? Or should he let Sam have his turn, slide instead deeper beneath the sheets, feel the sweep of the fabric against his skin?

fluff prompt meme

One of Drumknott's filing systems may be in need of some revision.

It figured, of course that his first Christmas with Warren would fall on the full moon.

Usually, Raenef deferred to Eclipse with an almost unseemly eagerness.

Scotty's been working hard. Chekov finally gets him to relax.

Buffy S3. GEN. Hurt-Comfort. PG-13. Set post ‘Consequences’. Kidfic. When Wesley intercepts an amulet sent to Giles, he is changed from an annoying adult Watcher into an eight-year-old boy. Characters: Buffy, Giles, Wesley, Angel, Willow, Xander, Oz, Ethan, Joyce. (613KB) WARNINGS: SOME SCENES UNSUITABLE FOR DIABETICS. Status: COMPLETE

Post-manga, canon universe. Several months after Kagome returns to the Sengoku Jidai, the village celebrates both a successful harvest and a wedding.

Harry and Albus discover what's inside the wardrobe. [Post DH]

Blair Sandburg had roamed the old west, healing and helping, searching for where he belongs. He is about to find out that it is not a place, but a person. * [first of four part series]

Christmas Eve, but the House was still open, and it was probably had heat. Max, alone in his little shack amongst the cold metal cars of the House’s patrons, was not nearly so lucky.

What's a guy to do after he's finished being the POTUS? Lex has some ideas.