Bugging out of Oahu is harder than they thought and the cops sure aren't like the mainland.

"Seriously," Danny says eventually, after they've sat down with Lilo, who is swinging her feet and staring impatiently at the door, "how do you go out for a jog and trip over a kid? I mean, literally trip over her?"

"I didn't trip over her," Steve protests.

"Yeah you did," Lilo says, helpfully. "Or, almost."

It’s a quiet day in the office when Danny looks at Steve and realises he just has to kiss him. Served with a side of Gracie having a bad day – and shave ice.

Seeing as how Danny is a detective and all, it doesn't take him so long to notice.

There were times when Danny wanted to resurrect Steve’s father, just so he could punch him in the face.

There's a rhythm to Danny Williams' life, and it sounds a lot like his own voice screaming 'what the hell are you doing, McGarrett?' Even after all these years.

Four times Danny threatened to leave Atlantis, and one time he meant it. (SGA fusion)

“We were supposed to go spear fishing this morning,” Chin said. “Steve never showed. Not answering his phone, either. Car’s in the driveway but there’s no one home.” //

Steve/Danny, Jenna/Kono, Chin/Malia.
Cupid goes undercover in Hawaii, under the name 'Jenna Kaye' ♥

Danny accidentally hires five thieves to get Steve out of jail. He is never touching the internet drunk again.

Danny is filming a documentary on the Coral Prince surf team, focusing on star Kono and mysterious newcomer Steve Smith.

The one where Danny is a mermaid.

"It's just, you don't strike me as somebody who sews, that's all."

"Yeah, how do I strike you?"

In the name of Lord God and of our saviour Jesus Christ, by the ordaining of divine providence, I, Patricia, prioress of the priory of Our Lady at Holmbay, judge that it is right that I devote an ear of mercy to the just and reasonable petitions of the servants of God. Wherefore we wish it to be known to all faithful men, present and future, that we grant to Stephen fitzJohn, knight, and also to Daniel, called le Norman, the manor of Chapel-le-Caster and of Howe with all their goods and appurtenances, to be held from this our priory.

One Friday in late September, Steve calls Danny at dawn and says he's taking the day off.

Danny has a secret.

"Jesus," Danny said, slamming the shot glass back down on the bar. His face creased into a moue of disgust as he scraped at his tongue with his teeth. "Kono, what the hell did I just put in my mouth and was it even legal?"

A bust leads to Wo Fat and a chance to discover who was really responsible for Steve's mother's death, but it might mean the end of Five-O.

Steve, breathing.

All Rachel really wanted was the perfect father for her unborn child; all Steve McGarrett wanted was to catch his father's killer. Neither of them expected Danny Williams.

Chin leaned back against the wall, folded his arms. "That's not going to work, guys," he told them for the second time—not that he really expected them to pay much attention to him.

So there's this tropical storm and everyone's on lockdown, except Steve who, in between interrogating suspects and driving like a maniac, finds time to pick up a milkshake for Grace. And that's basically Danny's last defence against this ridiculous man shot down, isn't it?

Steve's tattoos tell more of a story than he'll ever admit to.

Undercover in a dyke bar; written for such_heights's Female Character Trope Fest

Danny is not married to Commander Steve Goddamn McGarrett, despite what the entire island seems to think.

There’s the history that you own, and then there's the history that you don’t talk about, but that lives deep inside you all the damn time. Steve and Chin have that kind.

Leupagus prompted me to write a story about Kono's family setting her up on dates all the time and all the disasters that entailed.

The last time Kono went undercover, she ended up stripping in front of a sleazy asshole who dabbled in human trafficking. She's still pissed at Steve for not letting her dickpunch the guy for putting her through that.

April 4--Hawaii 5-0, Danny/Kono, trouble

Danny suspects Steve might not be human.

"I'm beginning to rethink my stance on your idiocy," Kono snaps. Danny takes both hands off the wheel, a clear Do whatcha gotta, babe, and Kono can't help laughing. "Oh my God, you're going to make me say this, aren't you?"

"I am so angry right now," Danny says, calmly, dispassionately. "I would threaten to kill you, I would, but someone already has that covered, someone is working on that probably right as we speak, so I don't need to bother. But I want you to know this, Steven--I would."

Behind Steve, another part of his house collapses.

Danny/Chin
Summary: Danny's surrounded by adrenaline junkies.

He doesn't like Williams. It's an immediate, and obviously mutual, feeling. Mostly, it's because he asks too many questions, interrupts and generally gets up in Nick's face at every opportunity. Part of the dislike is simply because Steve obviously does like and trust the guy.

Woke up married.

If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.

~ 12,000 words. Steve/Danny, R. Tag to 1x18

Steve's got a possessive streak, and Danny loves it

Danno might surf.

Steve McGarrett versus day-to-day life.

Danno, the most courteous and terrifying of the Jersey Mafia mid-level bosses, climbing fast up the food chain and here in Hawai'i for the specific purpose of driving Steve out of his mind.

Steve hesitates with his hand on the doorknob, then looks back over his shoulder at Danny and nods once before disappearing inside, and yeah, Danny is going to be so fucking lucky to get through this night without a coronary event.

Danny and Kono must go on an epic quest to rescue Steve from mortal peril and his own shortsightedness. There may or may not be goombas.

Steve wakes to the warmth of sunlight on his skin and the sound of someone moving about in the kitchen. He's reaching for his gun before he remembers that Danny stayed over.

This is really not my fault. This plot bunny was given to me by [info]moogsthewriter who somehow managed to coerce me into writing this. The entire concept bridges Scott Caan's character in the Ocean's Eleven franchise with Danny Williams. Therefore, this starts with Turk Malloy and shows his transition into the Danny Williams we know and love on H50.

It’s the ninja emotions you have to watch out for.

She nodded at Steve. ‘I think I broke him.’

"I'm just saying," Steve is saying, "that you don't really seem to have settled in here."

Of course Steve is enjoying himself. They're bait for a serial killer who has some sort of serious hangup about tattooing loved ones' names on their skin -- of course Steve thinks this is practically like a vacation, but better, because the chances of collateral damage are higher.

Pairings: Danny/Steve/Catherine, Danny/Steve
Rating: NC 17
Length: ~2.500 words
Category: First time, pure porn
Summary: Pretty people having sex.

In which nothing turns out like Danny expects, but pretty much exactly like he wants.

Danny's Veela genes have never been a problem before now. Now? They're a problem.

When he gets the call from Steve to come and hang out on a Saturday morning, he's a little worried and a lot pissed off. Worried because Steve sounded too casual on the phone, like he was hiding something, and pissed off because Rachel had called him last night telling him that Gracie had been invited to a sleepover, and he wasn't going to be able to pick her up until after lunch.

When Danny finds out his car - the one he's been driving for months now - is actually a giant robot he takes it surprisingly well, all things considered.

Danny's life would be a lot less interesting if Chin stopped trying to solve so many things.
[Danny/Kono]

"I'm never going to have sex again, am I?" Danny asks.

Thursday

Danny woke from a sleep profound enough to make him feel as if waking required an effort similar to climbing a mountain or surfacing from a deep, deep dive.

One Monday, Steve doesn't turn up for work.

There's a better than average chance that Danny is getting crazier by association -- and he wouldn't change it for the world (although he could do without the head injuries, thanks).

Danny tucks the filter into the coffeemaker. "Gracie? The driver is bringing her over this afternoon at 3:00 o'clock. Her driver."

There are some things you should take your time with, and, all things considered, it didn't take Danny too long to realise that Steve's one of them.

: Far future AU. A story about mpreg and the implications thereof in which no one actually gets pregnant.

Because every cop fandom needs an "undercover as couple" fic.

Everyone has secrets, it's just the way the world works.

Written for the prompt "Oh my God if we're going for cliches why has no one requested bodyswap yet? I NEED IT IN MY LIFE." at the kink meme on the H 5-0 comm Pineapple Infested.