"Darcy Lewis got hired to work as an office monkey for S.H.I.E.L.D. at least partially because of her SCUBA certification. She never quite expected to use it."

TL;DR Loki gets a therapist and finds Earth hobbies that he enjoys in between bothering his brother and his friends.

"After Odin falls into the Odinsleep, Frigga takes up her husband’s spear and the rule of Asgard."

Thor is the only one who remembers the boy in the enchanted slumber, but one day he slips past the guards and brings Sif with him, to look.

"This is Loki. This is my brother," Thor insists. "You must remember Loki."

Tony's first clue that something weird was going on was when he walked into the bathroom and found Loki, in pajamas, brushing his teeth.

Jane Foster comes to Caltech, recruiting physicists to help her restore the Einstein-Rosen bridge. Chaos ensues as the guys and even the gals lend a hand with Jane's mysterious project but Sheldon's just not buying in. [16.337 words]

"How Darcy "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me" Lewis was recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D."

From this prompt on norsekink, in which Odin took Loki home with the idea of eventually arranging a marriage between him and Thor, to unite Asgard and Jotunheim. But then he let the boys grow up thinking of themselves as brothers, and when he springs the marriage plan on them, it turns out they have opinions.

Plenty of people get themselves blackout drunk and wake up with an unexpected husband. It's embarrassing but it happens. Natasha is trying to figure out how she could have woken up with an unexpected brother

When he is forty years old, Loki Odinsson turns into a girl, and refuses to turn back.

At first, no one notices. At that age, there is not yet a great deal of difference between little girls and little boys; Loki had always been fine-boned and fair-faced, and even if there were some grand clue to find, the court only has eyes for Thor by now. A sly, skinny child could go unnoticed for days, if they so chose.

Loki so chooses.

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

Odin explains to Frigga why he goaded Loki into letting go at the end of the film.

Everyone said that Thor was Loki's greatest enemy. These were all people that had watched far too much TV and probably enjoyed epic fantasies like Lord of the Rings and anything that involved elves. The actual truth was both sadder and more complicated: boredom was Loki's greatest enemy. Like the ubiquitous whirring motor that was the centerpiece of any decent mad scientist's laboratory, Loki's brain had only two speeds – fast, and insane – and its faulty internal gyroscope meant that fast was only really in use as a means to get to insane, when things started spinning out of control in interesting ways, right before the motor jumped the track and set an innocent village on fire.

Nick Fury circles the realm Midgard with his coils. Phil Coulson has seen enough of chains for one lifetime. Darcy Lewis is taking a break from Helheim. But there's still the matter of their brother Sleipnir..

Loki would never call Sif easily offended, but he had spent no small portion of his life practicing the fine art of stoking her ire. The only problem he saw was the fact that, this once, he hadn’t actually done anything.

He’d been working for months to find a spell that would be beneficial during one of his and Thor’s adventures, something to protect them should they have the misfortune of running across something much bigger and tougher than themselves. He hadn’t been terribly successful, so when danger reared its head, he was startled to suddenly find himself a wolf.

"Darcy can't always taser people to work out her frustration."

They raise them slutty in Asgard.

The childhood of Loki Odinson, through his uncle’s eyes.

Loki thinks Sif is going to kill him. Sif thinks Loki understands what she's doing. Thor doesn't get it.

Darcy's a virgin. It's not a big deal or anything. She just hadn't met anyone worthy of being a first time. This guy Clint, well, he takes anything as a challenge.

Darcy only wanted to get away for awhile. Loki only wanted to indulge his curiosity. But fate has set their paths to crossing, with each other and with something more; something that will prove to be very, very dangerous to the both of them.

Darcy takes on a second name, but it's only an Asgardian formality. She doesn't think anything will come of it.

Sif has never enjoyed or much approved of weddings.

“You know, I’m beginning to think that you’re enjoying this whole thing just a bit too much.”

The strawberry daiquiri is indeed a drink worthy of adulation, but Thor prefers the taste of Jane Foster.

It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn't doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn't think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.

Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.

The road to romance doesn't run smooth for Clint Barton.

Thor and Loki take a vacation in England, circa 990 C.E. They don't intend to stay. None do.

"You have the makings of a fine warrior, Stark!" Thor says, and slaps him on the back.

Loki lets go. This is what happens after. (post-film; basically a fixit fic.)

In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.

It's my birthday and I'll write genderfucking Thor porn if I want to! =D

Loki shape-shifts for fun on a regular basis. The central Avengers are used to this. The fringe members... aren't.

"Loki," Odin says, heavy with disappointment and regret for all he has to raise his voice, "Odinson. I cast you out."

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It was ironic that his and Loki's greatest mistakes had led to her.

When Sif was but a girl, she met two princes, one like the sun, the other like the moon.

I alone know, as I think I do know, / your love beside Thor, / and that was the wicked Loki.

Instead of Loki committing suicide, Thor caught him and Odin pulled both of them up. In the palace Thor confronts his brother as Odin watches.

Clint Barton is apparently an Avenger and a pretty good shot, but whatever, Darcy has a taser and no reluctance to use it. Clint is the damaged one if he finds that charming.
[Darcy/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)]