Prompt from somnolentblue: A transient life means that sometimes improvisation is called for. Ropes, as the title suggests; mentions of breathplay and gunplay.

Being the adventures of SG-22, newly reformed after the previous team by that designation met a messy squid-related end. Join Major Evan Lorne, team leader, Neill Jackson, undersized engineer, and Sam and Dean Winchester, utterly unqualified civilians, as they venture into the galaxy to explore and fight evil. Features Tolkien refugees, Lantean exiles and their botanists, implied pilot/pilot love, Supreme Commander Thor, and an increasingly annoyed General Landry.

There are some closets that scare the monsters.
SPN/Monsters Inc.

Space AU. "Angelus: They appear to take on the shape of the dominant sentient life form on the planets where evidence of them survive. This suggests a shapeshifting ability, or perhaps a form of natural telepathy that involves the projection of illusions. If true, this likely evolved as a defense mechanism, and perhaps aided their integration into the cultures they encountered." R

There are things about Sam that Jess thinks are a little odd

With the apocalypse off the table and Sam returned from the pit, Team Free Will finds themselves at loose ends. When Sam suggests they take a holiday, Dean expects many things. Wearing flip-flops isn’t one of them.

The FBI's investigation into the Winchester brothers leads to an undercover agent infiltrating the Roadhouse.

Jensen is far too old to be frequenting breeding raves, yet here he is. He's thinking of leaving, until he spots something out of the corner of his eye.

Dean negotiates with Michael instead of outright refusing. He has a year of borrowed angel mojo to set the world right. Can't be hard... right?

In which Sam knows what's up, Dean proves to be a teacher in the art of culinary decadence and Cas learns to appreciate food - as well as Dean

“Dean, I did that spell perfectly. I checked the Latin with my now very confused teacher and bought all the herbs that day. There is no way I fucked that up.” R

Dean's best friend has gone missing, but that's not actually his biggest problem. No, his biggest problem would be the guy with the fifteen-foot wingspan and too-familiar blue eyes that just crashed through his window.

So it was a really cool ring, okay? It wasn't like Dean knew that it came with a grumpy guy in a trenchcoat bound to grant Dean's every wish.

In which Castiel saves Dean, Dean saves Castiel, there is beer and TV watching, and if it weren't for the monsters and assassination attempts, life would be almost perfect.

"They say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for" He's fighting for Dean, obviously.

Sam and Jess get an unexpected visit from the FBI about Dean.

Reconnecting, as Sam has insisted on calling it, with the brother you haven't seen or spoken to in almost four years is somewhat of a… It's awkward as fuck, is what it is.

Warnings: AU after ep. 3.02, 3.05 in A/N at the end
Summary: Jake killed Sam, but Sam came back. Sam killed Jake, and Jake stayed dead. That means Sam won, and to the victor goes the spoils, right? Yeah, that’s what the rest of Hell thought too.

Sam and Dean are out of their league, and boy howdy do they know it.

Five notes from John Winchester’s book that his sons never figured out.

Supernatural! This was written at the end of S4, which I think makes it much older than the others. I always liked the idea though. I hear Castiel really became an old school God of Vengeance, but by then I'd stopped watching. Called it, yo.

GEN. Some Goth teenagers accidentally resurrect John Winchester. No, seriously.

So he's ready to ignore the flare of heat and slight hardening of his dick when the girl enters--probably the building? This is the problem with college. Even with single-caste dorms, he's around omegas in heat all the time, and he worries a lot. That other alphas won't be as honorable as he is. That a desperate omega will make the wrong choice. His mama raised him thinking about all this, and college is a little stressful.

Unashamed gratuitous smut FILL for the deancaskink meme.
Dean gains wings (I don't really care how) and, unknown to him, the way they move is giving away how he really feels (love) to Cas.

Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.

Dating, from what Adrianne understands, was a beta invention.
Adrianne Palicki/Genevieve Cortese

It's hard not to hear about a single, pregnant omega moving to a small town. Jared is a little curious.
Notes: I am obviously attempting to set a record for most knotting fic that does not involve actual knotting. Like you do.

Chasing the spirits of the dead, in one way or another, has always been the Winchester lot in life. These days, it's more so than it's ever been. [Or: In which Sam and Dean find themselves with a new sort of job, courtesy of Death]

Castiel is bad at relationships. Exasperated by his little brother, Gabriel decides to set him up with one of his Trickster friends, a demi-god of the roadways named Dean.

Remember [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes? Wank All Star that [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the other Super Gnats took down with a wrecking ball? That [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes?

Turns out that [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes was actually a sock for Carver Edlund (which was actually a pseud for his real name, Chuck Shurley. No wonder he used a pseud). You read that right. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes is THE Carver Edlund—author of Supernatural books, beloved by the masses, worshipped by [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the SPN Super Nats—that Carver Edlund.

In which Dean breaks into the Leverage headquarters, Hardison is concerned, and Eliot doesn't want to talk about it

Rick Castle and the Prophet Chuck. What do writers talk about in bars, anyway?

Theory No. 1: Rape/burglary gone bad. The neighbor's death was a coincidence. This theory lasted about an hour. [Spoilers for "Heart" and "Nightshifters".]

Snatches of Dean's life through an infusion with His Dark Materials.

PG. Gen. AtS/Arrested Development, AtS/BtVS, AtS/Supernatural, AtS/The OC, AtS/Harry Potter.

Ellen is coming back from the bathroom when she catches sight of something through the window. The tail end of a falling light. Her mind flicks to demons, hellhounds, spirits. It’s automatic now. Once, perhaps, as a young girl, she might have been excited and thought of meteorites or spacejunk. But not for a long time.

Characters: Don, Megan, Dean, Charlie, Sam, Alan, David and Colby (eventually) – for part one mainly D&D - no romantic pairings
Spoilers: I can only speak for this chapter so far - for Numb3rs mainly "Protest", for Supernatural mainly "Skin", "The Usual Suspects" and "Night Shifter", maybe vaguely "In My Time of Dying"

Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others. Gen, Wee!chesters, Outsider POV. Rated T for language.

Crossover with Supernatural; Gabriel seeks refuge in Aziraphale's home after fleeing Heaven, and Crowley is absolutely not jealous.

Lucifer needs another meat suit. Michael has more important things to do.

Shapeshifting dragons and PTSD

There's something about a toad, and about a purple moon, and about a gay freakout, and then there's the happy ending.

Sam hates the game of Pass the Cat.

Neal/Peter, background Peter/Elizabeth, Sam/Jess
Rating: PG-13
W/C: ~3,000
Summary: AU from original premise of SPN – Sam goes to law school and eventually joins the FBI, where he gets assigned as Peter’s probie, and the New York FBI office staff are amused, and eventually, slightly traumatized.

""C'mon, Cas, it's like we're Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files," he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says "LUCKY" in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.

"I don't know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses."

Length: 27,000 wordsish.

The at-long-last-completed SPN/My Neighbor Totoro fusion. I

AU. After everything that's happened in the past few years, what Sam and Dean really need is a change.

Maggie never learns the whole of the story. Written for the Awesome People of Color Ficathon hosted by [personal profile] medie at DW and LJ.

Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, fake anon memes, painfully awesome Edward Cullen RP usernames, Twilight, meta, general mockery of fandom, poor_choices, mentions of fake suicide, inconsistent tone, general stupidity. On the bright side, no Chad Michael Murray, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, or Jonas Brothers.
Word Count: 6000 words.
Summary: Jensen is Romeo, Jared is Juliet, Team Edward are the Montagues, Team Jacob are the Capulets, and Aldis Hodge sincerely hopes he is not Mercutio, because he does not want to get shanked.

Spoilers: Goes AU after 5x21
Warnings: Brief Dean/OFC, Cas/OFC, and Sam/OFC (not the same OFC); Anna/OMC (I know that's a deal-breaker for a lot of people...); Chuck/Becky; and Gabriel flirting with everyone. Temporary genderfuck. Crossdressing. Rimming. Lesbian nuns. Reckless driving. Lots of fun stuff!
Summary: A hypothetical season six in which Dean, Sam, and a newly-fallen Castiel encounter vengeful gods, secret societies, a box of dangerous magical artifacts, and something they're all going to pretend wasn't actually faeries. Meanwhile, Dean suffers a sexuality crisis, and Castiel has a secret that could change everything.

AU. Azazel offered Mary a choice, and she did what she had to do. She looked him in the eyes when he offered to bring her dead boyfriend back to life, and she told him no.

Fifteen years later, she's divorced, a single mom, and living in the sort of quaint small town she used to dream about raising her family in. Enter a strange woman with a mute little girl, a woman who cracks through Mary's barely stable facade of a normal life. Featuring five tequila shots, four threatening angels, three fatherless children (maybe), two kickass women, and a platter of peanut butter brownies.

Dean shoves his hands in his pockets and glares at Cas. “What's this 'business' that's so important it required you yanking me up here for seven minutes in Heaven?”

“We're going to try to rescue your brother,” Castiel says calmly. “It will almost certainly take longer than seven minutes.”

Bedtime in the Winchester-Harvelle traveling circus.

A transient life means that sometimes improvisation is called for. Dean/OMCs; Sam/Dean. Explicit. Ropes, as the title implies, and mention of breathplay and gunplay.

Sam isn't blind, he can see just as well as everyone else does that Dean loves food, fast women, and most importantly, his car. However, he's not so quick on the uptake about other things, as it turns out.

Pairing: gen-ish Dean/Castiel, Sam
Wordcount: ~2100
Summary: Sam stared. "Did you just emoticon at me?" Crack fic for [info]last_panda, who requested Dean/Castiel with no prompt but was foolish enough to use an emoticon in her request comment ;)

Steampunk AU complete with airships, gaslight, Victorian costume fantasies, and clockwork… everything. Ruby and Jo have to save the world. Probably.

When Dean dies yet again Heaven decides it's been missing an angel and it's time to fill the vacancy. It takes Dean a long, long time –and several miracles performed over cheeseburgers and lice– to come to terms with his new celestial life and his old earthly temptations. Featuring Dean's new set of wings, human Castiel, beers at the Roadhouse, the Choirs of Heaven, a naked Sammy, Michael and other angels with bard inclinations, lame pick-up lines, Zachariah's lion head, gaudy motels, and Oprah-worthy revelations that are way funnier in Enochian.

The Leverage team is on case, but they're about to be interrupted by Sam and Dean. Some things you just shouldn't have to witness.

Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.

Summary: A trickster. Best rebound date ever, or best rebound date ever? Even if he is a troll.

The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.

The Winchester boys are used to just cranking out fake IDs and getting access to anything they need when they're hunting something. They've rarely come across anybody in law enforcement who's truly competent. It really, really sucks when they do.

~2000 words, Supernatural.
Dean/Castiel pre-slash. Two weeks after the world doesn't end, Dean starts getting postcards from Castiel.

Summary: While Dean and Sam are on a job in New Jersey, Dean falls ill and winds up under the care of House and his team.

Castiel watches Dean. He sits in a booth in a diner in Buffalo Center, Iowa, watching straight-backed as Dean downs a hamburger with a chocolate malt; he walks up a dusty hillside in Jerusalem, squinting against the bright sunshine, and observes Dean as he sleeps half a world away. In strict theological terms, Castiel is not Dean's tutelary angel—his commission was not received from the Lord at the moment of Dean's birth; it is self-assigned and self-directed; he does not watch Dean to ensure his safety alone—but he supposes he has taken on the role by default. His observation is not required by any theological nicety, but Castiel still watches. He finds that he wants to.

In which Castiel is the weird time-traveling freak who just might be the love of Dean Winchester's life.

I know bailing me out of police custody wasn’t part of your orders

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So, [info]wanttobeatree wanted a modern-day Sherlock Holmes AU where they were Supernatural fanboys and Holmes spent a lot of time trolling and being dumb.

Spoilers: Through 5x10
Summary: A Winchester Family Christmas, 2010. AKA, Best zombie Christmas ever!

Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's still new enough that Dean doesn’t quite believe it sometimes.

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 5x08
Summary: Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.

(Supernatural) ( Wherein the peanut gallery and I were sitting around during my work hours talking about terrible romantic comedies, and I said, lol, wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote Dean/Castiel to The Wedding Date? and there was a prophetic silence and then some stuff happened and I got all turned around and somehow this had happened. [complete]

One morning, Castiel wakes up in Jimmy Novak’s bed, in Jimmy Novak’s life.

He has so many ideas now. His mind feels ripe with them: plans and notions, things he wants, things he might try to figure out how to do or have. It shocks him, somewhat, that humans aren’t more often paralyzed by this vast array of choice. Waking up every morning with a line of decisions before him: should he get up, be the first to slip from his bed and under the warm stream of the shower? Or should he let Sam have his turn, slide instead deeper beneath the sheets, feel the sweep of the fabric against his skin?