They weren't so very different - only the choices that they made.

Dead girl, missing brother, father with bruises on his knuckles. DC Bailey, DC Scott and DCI Murray investigate.

Dr. Cal Lightman is asked to attend a party and determine whether the guests are who they say they are. He meets a fascinating group of people who very clearly aren't. Or, Cal Lightman meets Nate Ford and co.

In which Ron and Leslie fall in love, move in together, and conceive a child (but not in that order).

Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory: Love In Stars Hollow anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)

A vampire, an angel, and a demon don't even make it to the bar...
[A fixit for the Forever Knight finale]

The thing was: after it all went down, they still had to eat.

Five moments from a strange season.

I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!

I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.

I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.

Father Mulcahy hears eight confessions and tries to remember that God moves in mysterious ways. Father Pierce hears one and concludes that God might be drunk.

Laughing, Maria fell into Sarah Jane's arm. "It's good to see you! What are you doing here? Are you checking up on me?"

Paris would like to make a proposal.

This archive is for stories where a MICHAEL BIEHN character plays a central/pivotal role--with the exception of Hawaii and Adventure Inc

An old man and a young writer. Life has a way of going on.

While John and Sherlock have been spying and building alliances up on the Northern border of Gaaldine, various tensions are coming to a head in Brendelhame, the provincial capital. The last day of the Crown Princess Charis's solo visit to the city coincides with a local festival to celebrate the defeat of a Gondalian force there two centuries earlier. At which point a rigidly moralistic Bishop, who sees all tactics as legitimate in the war against Sin, decides to preach a sermon on the evils of the sexes straying from their God-appointed spheres. With a drink-fuelled mob on the rampage and numerous competing factions ready to take advantage of any opening all hell is about to break loose.

If Blair's washing out of the guide program, who's taking care of Jim? Crossover with Monk.

PG. Gen. AtS/Arrested Development, AtS/BtVS, AtS/Supernatural, AtS/The OC, AtS/Harry Potter.

I attempted to unstupid the genetics in Sanctuary re: Abnormality.

Featuring panic, projectiles, the greater fraggle good, Red, Mokie, two gorgs, a doozer, and Lanford. Some days are like this.

Patrick Jane is only human.

Aimee Teegarden goes to college, and discovers that it's apparently way more interesting than high school.

Kalinda Sharma encounters an agent from the white collar division of the New York FBI office. Or two. Being stuck with a Fed on her turf does not turn out to be exactly what she expected, and it certainly isn't a normal day for Stern, Lockhart, and Gardner.

"Think of it as a personal Known Issues list," Diane said.

In a lost Wishbone episode, Emily 'borrows' one of David's inventions while he's sick in bed; Wishbone is reminded of the life lessons about sibling relationships represented by Miles and Mark Vorkosigan.

Fiona's never really sure how she gets herself into these things.

Scott Pilgrim, Criminal Minds, The Good Wife, X-Files, Law and Order: SVU, Doctor Who
Rating: G
Characters: Ramona Flowers, Penelope Garcia, Kalinda Sharma, Dana Scully, Alex Cabot, River Song
Summary: Five addresses on Ramona's docket. A snippet in the life of a subspace-travelling delivery girl.

Leonard Neeble walks into a bar and meets ... Jeremy Clarkson! Fandoms: Top Gear UK, Daniel Pinkwaterverse (Alan Mendelsohn the Boy From Mars)

Bones | 1000 words | Sexually explicit | Booth/Brennan | For [profile] hebrew_hernia, who wanted Booth and Brennan making out.

Fandom: Sherlock/Black Books
Summary: A shocking attack of bibliophilia.

Fandom & Pairing: Legend of the Seeker – Cara/Dahlia, Richard/Kahlan
Rating: PG
Summary: Post-series Cara feels all yucky around the lovebirds, and it’s Zedd to the rescue. No, seriously.

Cliche prompt: sensory deprivation (blindness). After that, PWP.

This is why Casey went with Carina, and why he won't ever need to again.

Pairing: Robin Branagh / Vladimir Dracula
Rating: 12 (PG:13)
Disclaimer: I've no ownership over the show, I make no money from writing about it.
Prompt: #408 ~ Any teen fandom, any character, a character expects hir parents to be upset, and isn't sure how to deal with them being a little *too* supportive
Summary: Vlad always comes up with the best ideas... c. 5,500 words.

Pre-slash. Just barely.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: AU. Wing!fic.
SUMMARY: Lipton helps Speirs groom his wings. I know, it's crack. But fun to write.

[How I Met Your Mother//Stargate Atlantis/Leverage] Now, I have to admit, this wasn't the first time we'd been assigned temporary members, usually while your uncle Barney was imprisoned on other planets, on trial on other planets, being pelted with rotten fruit at the town square on other planets, or attending another sensitivity seminar. We'd had marines and we'd had scientists, and once we had a supposed refugee from RDS-462 who turned out to be a mad priest and tried to sacrifice your aunt Lily to the Ancients. All of them, including the fake refugee guy, tended to find our team a little... weird. Parker and Hardison didn't find us weird. That really should have been the first sign that something was very wrong.

A supernatural news clipping from Carl Kolchak that actually makes the wire.

Eddie's attempt to have some alone time with his fantasies is interrupted by a very real Cade. [Cade Foster/Eddie Nambulous]

Rodney's friendship with John Sheppard had to be the oddest relationship he'd ever had, with the possible exception of the one he'd had with his mother. But then considering that John hailed from a small planet somewhere near Betelgeuse and was actually a man-eating lizard underneath his ridiculously attractive (fake) exterior, the oddness was kind of inevitable. [SGA/Visitors fusion]

Continuing my quest to get more folks to potentially nominate it for [info]yuletide here everything you need to know about Man From Atlantis

[Laura Holt/Remington Steele] Storytelling used to have rules. Remington Steele misses those. They're just about the only rules he's ever had any use for; all the others were made to be broken. But the law code of cinema is sacred, to him, and any movie made after the 1970s -- when Realism and other blackguards invaded his realm -- he considers highly suspect. In Steele's opinion, reality is grievously overrated.

A/N: This story is set in the "Foreign xChange" crossover universe. Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to Kazuki Takahashi et al., Power Rangers and their various incarnations to Saban etc.; no infringement intended. Dr. Lita Kino, Jamie Zedden and Christina borrowed with permission from Ellen Brand's "Personality Conflicts" Power Rangers/multi-crossover universe. (Thanks!) Picture this as an AU (for PC) story set after the PC "Dark Mirror" trilogy, not long before "Foreign xChange".

The demon-worshipping cult that John has been tracking chooses Sam’s Middle School as their target. But John doesn’t know that there’s already another investigator on the case. Medium crossover (but pre-series, so not necessary to know anything about Medium).

Summary: A new side of Claude, a new family for Claire, a new job for Jessica, and a New York for Ando.
Notes: So, I decided, I'm boycotting the hiatus. I figure the only way to actually boycott a lack is to fill that lack with substance, and I'm blocked on my other writing. THUS. This fanfic picks up where episode eighteen left off, and will continue until the hiatus returns and we see how many of my wild and crazy theories come true. I'm asking your indulgence in a couple of things, and I know that -- but if you've read my fic before you know I can make things work when I get the chance. Believe me -- I plan to. *grins*