Methos' mind is not one you'd want to be stuck in, aka the inception team attempts extraction on Adam Pierson.

It is St. Patrick's Day, and Duncan, Methos and Amanda plan to drop in on the celebration at Joe's. On a different mission altogether, Nate Ford walks into the very same bar. When Joe and his mysterious new patron evaporate into the night, two volatile posses form up in pursuit--and run right into each other.

Eliot is an Immortal. Everybody copes.

One recently run-over immortal doctor, a werewolf who's gone through barbed wire, and the golem and vampire that chased the werewolf...

"Well," the angel pointed out, "his parentage is hardly his fault, Methos. It's not as if the Nephilim were allowed to marry. You know that."

"Oh, quit being reasonable," Methos snarled.

After 3000 years, Rebecca has learned to recognize something as potentially dangerous. She's also learned when to ask for help.

Con men and art thieves both have to deal with recoveries.

I'd requested one of his Chronicles out of professional interest last year to help investigate Kronos in his Koren disguise and that was noticed. Stupid of me, but my brothers are my weakness. As are french fries. I was pulled over today while I was making photocopies of the latest library regulations. Professional interest must come first, so the questions started with conjecture that Methos might come out of hiding to help Macleod some day (keep hoping, Dawson), and then descended into what Julian used to call Telling you this for your own good. I call it friendly extortion because by the time these wagers pay off, I'll be out of this country and using a different name. But it isn't like I need the money. The latest John Grisham can wait.

Stealing a body from the morgue? Just another day in a Watcher's life. Even if it's Christmas Eve.

Fandom: Diane Duane's Young Wizards & Highlander:The Series
Length: ~4,000 words.
Summary: Ahriman is an avatar of the Lone Power. Richie Ryan is a young wizard on Ordeal. Methos is all too familiar with how that story ends.

Someone is trying to blackmail Amanda, but dragging her friends into it was a really bad idea. Written for the "Extortion" square in hc_bingo.

Nobody knew about this aspect of being Immortal because nobody had ever gotten this old before. For a prompt at fic_promptly on DW: "Wingfic, curtainfic". [Amanda Darieux/Duncan MacLeod/Methos]

“Fuck,” Rabastan said gloomily from the North. “His Imperial Darkness is not going to appreciate this.”

Those who can, teach.

Joe Dawson and Methos take on the Hunters.

Duncan's had a few rough years. Methos has a sick sense of humor. Joe gets stuck in the middle.

In Paris in 1995, two very different immortals try to figure each other out.

Over the centuries of watching immortals, it wasn’t uncommon for a Watcher to stumble across unusual happenings completely unrelated to immortal events. Most of them panned out to be nothing but the recent string of shriveled, mummified-looking bodies in Joe’s district had apparently piqued Methos’ interest enough to insist on accompanying Joe to check out some abandoned warehouses in the dock district where the most recent bodies had turned up.

Duncan and Methos' relationship is in ruins, but things can always get worse. And they do.

Among those who know about this sort of thing, (or at least the ones Dawn Summers knows) it is an almost universally acknowledged truth that in the face of an “adapt or die” world, “really old things” end up teaching history or archeology (which is totally cheating) and the folks who hunt “really old things” end up teaching mythology, for much the same reasons: convenient explanations when you mess up your cover story.

Cory and Amanda robbed banks across five states in the episode "Money No Object." I always wondered why they stopped. This is my explanation.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

"We've been friends five hundred years, and you always manage to surprise me."

"Methos had to admit that after spending all that time hanging around Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod, Defender of Honour and Chivalry and Hero of the Highlands, he found Dr. Rodney McKay rather refreshing."

Harry has a rendezvous with a beautiful informant.

Amanda should really meet Parker

An unexpected and untimely appearance by Duncan MacLeod disturbs Methos' well-settled life, so Methos plots revenge. Much absurdity ensues.

Sentinal/Highlander/Gargoyles/X-Files?