I was having a bad day. The kind that starts with a baseball bat to the head, and ends with a really smug demon helping you out of a summoning circle.

Set early on DF, just post Death Masks. Post-book for GO.

"You know," Crowley said conversationally, "abject terror is really quite exhausting."

I was having a bad day. The kind that starts with a baseball bat to the head, and ends with a really smug demon helping you out of a circle

It's Lancre, yes, but even the Ramtops don't usually grow cities.

"Well," the angel pointed out, "his parentage is hardly his fault, Methos. It's not as if the Nephilim were allowed to marry. You know that."

"Oh, quit being reasonable," Methos snarled.

A vampire, an angel, and a demon don't even make it to the bar...
[A fixit for the Forever Knight finale]

It took some time to track down Aziraphale’s replacement. He wasn’t basing himself in London. After a fruitless two months of searching, Crowley decided to go on the offensive. After all, he had a lot of experience in offending angels.

An angelic visitor gives advice.

A certain red-haired anthropomorphic personification meets Milady de Winter. Warnings only for MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE 2011 FILM.

Most of the time, sex with the angel was more potential trouble than Crowley wanted to deal with. Intimacy, however, was quite another matter.

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM HOLDING IN MY HANDS, CROWLEY? YOUR LAST SUBMITTED TRAVEL EXPENSES. PERHAPS YOU CAN EXPLAIN THE SECTION WHERE YOU STATE THAT DUE TO DOCTOR’S ORDERS YOU MUST TRAVEL FIRST CLASS?”

Fan-casting a genderswapped Good Omens movie

Crossover with Supernatural; Gabriel seeks refuge in Aziraphale's home after fleeing Heaven, and Crowley is absolutely not jealous.

Title: IMAGINATION
Rating: G
Notes: cowboy hats! horses! guns! a dog! I can't draw any of these things. I think this came out okay anyway; I hope it is to your liking <3

When an angel comes after Crowley seeking retribution it's down to Aziraphale to protect his friend.

Mycroft makes John and Sherlock an offer they're too bored to refuse.

Dean shoves his hands in his pockets and glares at Cas. “What's this 'business' that's so important it required you yanking me up here for seven minutes in Heaven?”

“We're going to try to rescue your brother,” Castiel says calmly. “It will almost certainly take longer than seven minutes.”

Inappropriate Goings-On in the Library of Alexandria, 48 BC, Precariously Near a Burning Torch

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

: ‘Look,’ ground out Percy, who’d already thought of that point and was nervous enough as it was. ‘I don’t know who you are. I don’t really want to discuss the niceties of suicide with you. So if you could please bugger off I’d like to finish what I started.’

in which the angel Aziraphale encounters an old acquaintance in need of a favour...
[Not sure about the character voices, but amusing anyway]

"You think," he said, gritting his teeth, "After six thousand years around humans, we both haven't picked up the habit?"

Hell, somewhat displeased with Harry Dresden's interference into their Apocalyptic schemes, sics the serpent of Eden on him. Fortunately, they're not too fond of the serpent, either. Whoever loses, they win... ( A crossover with Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. ) [Bookverse > Spoilers: bk10 - Small Favor]

Good Omens fansite

"I want you to get my brother out of Hell," the man says in a distinct American accent. He sounds determined, and only slightly better tempered than the door chime.
It's not the strangest request Aziraphale's heard, but it surprises him nonetheless.

The Them as Pirates. REAL pirates. Pirate Captain Adam Young has something very precious stolen from his crew (especially precious to one member in particular). He will stop at nothing to get it back. [Brian/Wensleydale, with a side of Aziraphale/Crowley and Adam/Pepper]

"Say," Crowley said suddenly, "why do you suppose the Metatron is?"

by Afrai

”You're doing it wrong,” said the boy, matter-of-factly. By henchgirl

'Girls,' Crowley said, 'are overrated.'

"It's the wrong way around, though," he felt bound to point out even as he went along with the suggestion. "I'm supposed to tempt. You're supposed to thwart. I'm pretty sure it's in the job description."

'Dark Lord of the Sith?' Kenobi asked irritably. 'Had you just read too many bad novels that day?'

It wasn't as though Upstairs actually frowned on actual sex.

"I didn't steal it, you don't nick bookshops like candy bars!"

Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb...

helga_b: HOLiC crossover fic Tourism or, Rule, Britannia! or Yuuko knows everyone, and their mother

Good Omens/From Eroica With Love,