"Seriously," Danny says eventually, after they've sat down with Lilo, who is swinging her feet and staring impatiently at the door, "how do you go out for a jog and trip over a kid? I mean, literally trip over her?"

"I didn't trip over her," Steve protests.

"Yeah you did," Lilo says, helpfully. "Or, almost."

And the One Guy Who Knows He Isn't

Even six months after the Mandate of Heaven fell upon another, the river runs foul all its length, no matter how they dredge it for corpses, or poison.

Alexander Armsworth is home from college. Blossom Culp hasn't changed nearly as much as he might have hoped she had. A lot of strange visitors are in town, and a lot of strange mutterings. There will be a full moon this Halloween, and a small cat named Graymalk just said "Hello" to Alexander in the middle of the street.

Nobody will own up to having made the terrible decision to show Tamaki a science-fiction film, which is probably wise, since, whoever that person was, Kyouya seems quite likely to have them quietly assassinated as soon as their identity is revealed.

The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.

Time Magazine 12/20/10
WOMEN OF THE YEAR, by Alice Liddell.
I arranged to meet the women of the Alliance for lunch at noon on Wednesday, but at ten the kraken was loose outside Seattle and at eleven-thirty there was the typhoon off Malaysia...

Alice visits an enchanted castle, invents some history, and wonders why she can never recite poetry correctly.

After the fight, Max is just glad to be with his friends.
A/N: Crossover: Kingdom Hearts/A Goofy Movie, Max+Roxanne+Pete: Friendship/teamwork - Defending Disney Castle from the sudden invasion of Heartles wasn't easy, but it was possible as long as they stayed together.

Kingdom Hearts, Eric/Ariel: Self-defense - Eric discovers that his little princess can actually hold her own in a fight, thanks to the lighting shooting out of her hands.

Then he remembers: Ariel, the Sea Witch, the fight. Eric stands up, ignoring the way his stomach churns, the heaviness in his chest much more important than that the water and a storm coul cause. A different take to the ending of the movie.

Naveen and Tiana both backslide sometimes.

She always found visiting Ursula a trial, but professional courtesies had to be maintained. There were so few witches still in the business, and it paid to have colleagues who could offer different perspectives. That didn't mean she had to like her, though.

There was indeed a ghastly hound, as well as a second escaped convict. And Basil knew them both.

The Genie was quite sure Aladdin didn’t have a clue what the Genie *really* meant when he said “As you wish.”

Darkwing's life gets more complicated when one of Bushroot's concoctions makes him the most wanted duck in Saint Canard.

Launchpad's always been waiting around for Drake.

Crossover: Kingdom Hearts 2/Greek mythology, Hades/Persephone: arguments/banter, jealousy - “That idiot Pirithous' is gonna get what's comin' to him!”

Disney-verse | Jane/Mulan | 4,200 words | PG

Summary: Jane Porter has big plans, but sometimes this office makes them seem a million miles away, or more.

Ping nods, and at this he's fast and nimble, and soon his stance is prepared, expression collected though his breathing still translates the nerves he feels.
A/N: Written for [info]springkink mulan, shang/ping/(mulan): swords, before the truth comes out

Even after putting away the greatest criminal mastermind in all mousedom, life with Basil of Baker Street is far from ordinary.

Dawson patches up Basil after the final confrontation with Rattigan, and we see a glimpse of the future...

Author's Notes: End-of-the-year fic. With porn.
Summary: You two have created some kind of unholy alliance, haven't you?

From the moment Ping had arrived at the camp, he'd been different. Shang had never entertained much thought of love or lust either way, but with Ping it had been unexpected, to say the least. [het?]

What was it about the boy that drew Shang to him, lately?

Drake isn't jealous of Scrooge McDuck. Really.

PJ and Huey feel left out when Max and Louie start spending more time together…until they realize just what that time together might mean.

Christmas Eve, but the House was still open, and it was probably had heat. Max, alone in his little shack amongst the cold metal cars of the House’s patrons, was not nearly so lucky.

This would not let me go, so it was written. It clocks in at over 25,000 words, which seems about right. Despite this taking place within St. Canard, it should rightfully be considered a Duck Tales story. Gosalyn, however, plays an important part.

"Christopher Robin is still out there in the woods, playing," . . . and your dog is living on a nice farm somewhere. Less damaging to childhood memories than that Yuletide Care Bears fic. Probably. Written in reaction to Disney's new series.

A Who Framed Roger Rabbit story. CGI animated toons are dropping like flies, and it's up to Roger and Jessica to find out why.