The sedoretu AU! With bonus awesome worldbuilding to go along with the OT4

One recently run-over immortal doctor, a werewolf who's gone through barbed wire, and the golem and vampire that chased the werewolf...

Buffy didn't think the ghost was going to be much help with the snow demons, but it would be nice to be wrong.

"Not just gonna run off an' leave the princess with the dragon, am I?" Spike and River.

This is the story I mentioned back in February, in which Buffy and Faith watch Firefly for no particular reason. Television canon only; I am completely ignoring the season 8 and 9 comics. For reference, the episode Faith is watching is Safe. (3,600 words)

In at least one universe, Rupert Giles became a fighter pilot.
...ahem. Sort of.

Buffy & Inuyasha Xover: Buffy's vacationing in Tokyo when the Watcher's Council asks her to deal with a demon infestation at the Higurashi Shrine. IY Fanguild Best Xover for Winter 2003. IYKag

There have already been several attempts to fictionalize the last days of Sunnydale, the otherwise ordinary Californian town that was destroyed by the collapse of an underground cave system four years ago. This ambitious semi-autobiographical first novel, aimed at the young adult market, is a fusion of fantasy and magical realism in which high school students rub shoulders with demons, the narrator's sister Billie is secretly in love with a vampire, and the town literally falls into Hell.

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM HOLDING IN MY HANDS, CROWLEY? YOUR LAST SUBMITTED TRAVEL EXPENSES. PERHAPS YOU CAN EXPLAIN THE SECTION WHERE YOU STATE THAT DUE TO DOCTOR’S ORDERS YOU MUST TRAVEL FIRST CLASS?”

Eliot has run into Alex before off and on through the years. That doesn't mean he doesn't think Alex is crazy. And Parker just wants to steal a book.

Mary would have been cross about Martha leaving in any case, but her departure on an exciting evil-fighting tour of Great Britain on which everyone was adamant Mary was not allowed to accompany her, not even for only a few weeks of holiday, was an especially hard blow.

Nobody will own up to having made the terrible decision to show Tamaki a science-fiction film, which is probably wise, since, whoever that person was, Kyouya seems quite likely to have them quietly assassinated as soon as their identity is revealed.

The conclusion had seemed obvious: a mid-life crisis complicated by a predatory young woman.

In the lands of the North, where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale.

They tell of Noggin, Prince of the Nogs, and how he journeyed far to the North, to the Lands of the Midnight Sun, to marry Nooka, Princess of the Nooks. They tell of Noggin’s wicked uncle, Nogbad the Bad, and how he schemed to make himself king while Noggin was away, and how he was exiled from the Land of the Nogs forever because of his wickedness. They tell of Graculus, the great green bird.

And they tell of Spike.

PG. Gen. AtS/Arrested Development, AtS/BtVS, AtS/Supernatural, AtS/The OC, AtS/Harry Potter.

Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away.

Among those who know about this sort of thing, (or at least the ones Dawn Summers knows) it is an almost universally acknowledged truth that in the face of an “adapt or die” world, “really old things” end up teaching history or archeology (which is totally cheating) and the folks who hunt “really old things” end up teaching mythology, for much the same reasons: convenient explanations when you mess up your cover story.

In the Beginning, there was Season One, and it had no Spike in it, so who cares?

Lo, did Season Two brake upon the TV horizon, and it had Spike, and it was good. And everyone was a Spike/Drusilla shipper, and peace did reigneth upon the land. Well, except for those troublemaking UC Spike/Angel and Spike/Buffy shippers, but they were usually up for a threesome and everyone knew they would never be canon anyway.

This is the story of how Jack Burton kind of, sort of, accidentally became a Watcher.

"Dear Cousin of April": The development of a relationship in six conversations.

Mary Lennox, vampire slayer.

When a mysterious mass grave is found in California, all the evidence suggests Gou'ald activity... BtVS & SG1, Complete.

When a mysterious corpse comes back to life, you know you're in a crossover with Angel... Sequels are BtVS crossovers.

Lord Voldemort insists that wizards are a race apart from mere muggles. Not his best idea... BtVS and Harry Potter crossover, no major spoilers, character death.

Buffy and Willow go off to teach in Britain. Will the school survive the experience? St. Trinians book and film crossover.

Xander deals with one minor practical detail of setting up shop in Cleveland. Now if he can only talk Buffy around...

Summary: 'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.

There are some things you do for money that you never talk about. The Fabulous Ladies Night Club is one of those.

By the end of your sophomore year of high school, you're pretty sure that Sunnydale High is haunted.

At dinner Tara hardly eats a thing; Kaylee didn't guess a reader would be so shy around strangers. Shouldn't it almost be like they ain't even strangers to her at all?

After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.

The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".

Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.

Anya/Cordelia
Rating: PG
Word count: 1182
Summary: Heaven is for hooking up.

Buffy S3. GEN. Hurt-Comfort. PG-13. Set post ‘Consequences’. Kidfic. When Wesley intercepts an amulet sent to Giles, he is changed from an annoying adult Watcher into an eight-year-old boy. Characters: Buffy, Giles, Wesley, Angel, Willow, Xander, Oz, Ethan, Joyce. (613KB) WARNINGS: SOME SCENES UNSUITABLE FOR DIABETICS. Status: COMPLETE

Summary: An ancient book shows up in an auction in a small city in Washington, and all sorts of geeks show up to lay claim to it.

There's only one thing a muggle can do when the magic abandons the world on a cold Christmas night: fight like hell to get it back.

Bob and Harry take a road trip to help Spike and Xander deal with some very unmixy things on the Cleveland Hellmouth.

Ethan's Halloween costume chaos... backfires. Multiple crossover, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors among others. Many others. Be afraid.... Complete.

"Huh. Ew." Buffy looked around and dusted off her hands, then wiped them on Xander's jacket.

There have already been several attempts to fictionalize the last days of Sunnydale, the otherwise ordinary Californian town that was destroyed by the collapse of an underground cave system four years ago. This ambitious semi-autobiographical first novel, aimed at the young adult market, is a fusion of fantasy and magical realism in which high school students rub shoulders with demons, the narrator's sister Billie is secretly in love with a vampire, and the town literally falls into Hell.

Dresden Files/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The older you get, the less you like surprises.
Even - or perhaps especially - when they're young, cute and female and, instead of giggling at the letters on my office door, feel compelled to step inside and say hi to a professional colleague.